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The main contents of the 34th and 35th chapters of Romance of the Three Kingdoms
Xuande Nanzhang will hide the sky.
Fu Shan Xinye meets British masters.
Cai Mao wanted to return to the city, and Zhao Yun led his troops out of the city. It turned out that Zhao was drinking, and when he saw people walking, he rushed into the inner room to check. Liu Bei disappeared from the table. Cloud was so frightened that he came out of the building and heard people say, "Cai Mao is leading an army to look west." Yunhuo quickly mounted his horse with a gun and led the original 300 troops out of the west gate. He is facing Cai Mao and eagerly asks, "Where is your Excellency?" Yue said, "Your Majesty avoided his watch and went away. I don't know where to go. " Zhao Yun is a cautious man. He refuses to expect anything, so he keeps riding. Looking at Daxi in the distance, there was no other way but to get back on horseback and ask Cai Mao, "You invited my master to dinner. Why did you lead an army to chase me? " Yue said, "The officials of nine counties and forty-two counties are all here. As a general, how can I not protect them? " Yun said, "Where are you forcing my Lord to go?" Yue said, "I heard that your horse went out of the west gate, but I didn't see it here." Cloud indecision, straight to the stream, I saw the other side of the water. The cloud thought, "Even the horse jumped over the stream?" Three hundred troops scattered and watched, and there was no trace. When the cloud returned to the horse, Cai Mao had entered the city. Yun Nai brought the gatekeeper sergeant to ask, and they all said, "Liu made you fly out of the west gate." Cloud is going into town again? Afraid of an ambush, quickly lead the army back to Xinye.
When Liu Bei jumped over the stream, he seemed intoxicated and thought, "Isn't this wide stream an act of God?" Looking forward to Nanzhang on horseback, the sun will sink in the west. Walking, I saw a shepherd boy riding on the back of an ox and playing piccolo. Liu Bei sighed: "I am not as good as it is!" I read it right away. The shepherd boy stopped the cow from whistling and looked at Liu Bei and said, "Did the general break the yellow turban insurrectionary Liu Xuande?" Liu Bei was surprised and asked, "You are a lonely boy in the village. How do you know my last name? " The shepherd boy said, "I didn't know that I had guests coming to Japan because I kept serving Master. Many people say that there is a Liu Xuande. He is seven feet and five inches long, with his hands hanging on his knees. He used to be an English woman in the world, and now he looks like this, so he must be. " Liu Bei said, "Who is your teacher?" The shepherd boy said, "My teacher's surname is Sima, and his name is Hui. He is also from Yingchuan. Mr. Daohao Water Mirror. " Liu Bei said, "Who is your friend?" Confucius said, "Be friends with Pang Degong and Pang Tong in Xiangyang." Liu Bei said, "Who is Pang Degong of Pang Tong?" The boy said, "uncle and nephew. Pang Degong word mountain people, ten years older than my master; Pang Tong is a scholar, five years younger than my master. One day, my master picked mulberry trees from a tree, invited Pang Tong to visit him, sat under the tree and talked with him all day. My teacher loves Pang Tong very much and calls him brother. " Liu Bei said, "Where does your teacher live now?" The shepherd boy pointed out: "In the forest ahead, that is the champion." Liu Bei said, "I am Liu Xuande. You can take me to your master. " The boy led Liu Bei for more than two miles, dismounted in front of the village and entered the middle gate. Suddenly, he heard the wonderful piano sound. Xuande taught the boy not to report and listen to his words. The piano suddenly stopped playing. One of them smiled and said, "The melody is beautiful, and the tone of high resistance suddenly rises. There must be heroes eavesdropping. " The boy pointed to Liu Bei and said, "This is my teacher, Mr. Water Mirror." Xuande regarded him as a man with loose crane bones and extraordinary appearance. Hit the front quickly, the skirt is still wet. Said: "Gong lived to this day!" Liu Bei was frightened. The child said, "This is also Liu Xuande." Water mirror, please enter the thatched cottage and sit with the host and guest. When Liu Bei saw it, the bookshelves were full of books, pine and bamboo were planted outside the window, and Hengqin was on the stone bed. The air was fresh and floating. The water mirror asked, "Where does Gong Ming come from?" Liu Bei said: "I am so lucky to pass by here occasionally, because the children point at each other and I have to worship in person!" " Water mirror smiled and said, "you don't have to hide it. Gong Jin will escape here. " Liu Bei told him about Xiangyang. The water mirror said, "I know what the public looks like." He asked Liu Bei, "I've heard so much about Gong Ming, why are you still poor?" Liu Bei said, "It's a long way to go, so I'm here." Water mirror said, "otherwise. General Kane is not here. " Liu Bei said, "Although I have no talent, I have Mi Zhu, Jian Yong, Wu, Zhang and Zhao Yun. They have done their best to help each other and rely on their own strength. " He said, "Guan, Zhang and Zhao Yun are all enemies, and those who make good use of them cherish them. If Sun Gan and Mi Zhu were born, they would be white-faced scholars and could not help the world. " Liu Bei said: "I tried to lean sideways for the legacy of the valley, but I didn't meet anyone!" " Shui Jing said, "Haven't you heard that Confucius' city of ten rooms must have loyalty? What do you mean, nobody? Liu Bei said, "If you are ignorant, I can give you some advice." . "Water mirror said," have you ever heard of rumors about children in Jingxiang County? The rumor is: 1989 began to decline, and 13 had no legacy. Finally, fate has returned, and the dragon flies into the sky in the mud. This rumor began at the beginning of Jian 'an: in the eighth year of Jian 'an, Liu Jingsheng lost his ex-wife, and then the family was in chaos. This so-called decline; If it is clear, Jingsheng will soon die, and the civil and military will be scattered; When the destiny returns, Long Xiang is in the sky, and the beggar gang is a general. "Liu Bei is frightened, thank you." Don't be afraid to do so! "Water mirror said," this is today's genius. You should take the initiative to ask. " Liu Bei quickly asked, "Where are the wizards? Who is the fruit? " Shui Jing said, "Long Fu and Feng Chu, if they get one, they can stabilize the world. Liu Bei said, "Who are the dragon symbol and the phoenix chick?" ? "The water mirror clapped its hands and said with a smile," Good! Very good! "When liu bei asked again, water mirror said," it's getting late. The general can stay here for one night and talk about it tomorrow. "It is to order the children to drink and treat each other and lead the horse to the backyard to feed. Xuande ate wine by the thatched cottage. Xuande couldn't sleep because he thought about the words of the water mirror. About a little deeper, I suddenly heard a man knocking at the door. The water mirror said, "Where did Yuan Zhi come from?" Liu Bei got up and listened carefully, and heard his answer: "I have heard about Liu Jingsheng's good and evil for a long time, so I went to pay my respects. When we meet, there is only a false name, and there are those that can't be used and those that hate can't go. So the suicide note is different, here it is. " Water mirror said, "since you are pregnant with Wang Zuo's talent, you should choose people and do things. Why not go into battle lightly to see the scenery? "and the hero is only in front of you, and the public doesn't know its ears." The man said, "What Mr. Wang said is true." Liu Bei was overjoyed when he heard this. He secretly thought that this person must be Long Fu and Feng Chu. He wants to see it, but he is afraid of expecting something. At dawn, Liu Bei asked to see the water mirror and asked, "Who was here last night?" The water mirror said, "This is my friend." Liu Bei asks for an audience, and it's a long time since we met. The water mirror said, "This man wanted to vote for God, but he went somewhere else." Xuande, please tell me his name. The water mirror smiled and said, "Good! Good! " Liu Bei asked again, "Who are the dragon symbol and the phoenix chick?" The water mirror just smiled and said, "Good! Good! " Liu Bei invited the water mirror to come out of the mountain to help and help the Han Dynasty together. Water mirror said, "Shan Ye's idle people are useless to the world. People who have won me ten times come to help the public, and the public should go and see it. " Just then, I heard a loud cry outside the village, and the boy came to report, "A general has led hundreds of people to the village." Liu Bei was frightened and looked hurriedly. It is Zhao Yun. Xuande was overjoyed. Meet him under the clouds. "I went back and forth for a night in the county seat, but I couldn't find my master. I followed him all night. Master can quickly return to the county seat. I am afraid that someone will come to the county to fight. " Liu Bei quit his water mirror, got on the horse with Zhao Yun and devoted himself to a new field. Within a few miles, a tiger came and looked at it. It's Yun Shang and Yide. I'm glad to meet you. Liu Bei was stunned when he told the story of galloping horse and Tanxi. Go to the county and discuss it with Sun Gan and others. Gan said, "You can write to Jingsheng first and tell him about it." Liu Bei obeyed him and sent Sun Gan to Jingzhou. Liu Biao called in and asked, "I invited Liu Bei to Xiangyang for a meeting. Why did you leave? " Sun Gan sent a letter saying that Cai Mao was plotting against each other and Lai had to take off Tanxi. I was so angry that Cai Mao scolded him and said, "How dare you hurt my brother!" Life is mobilized to cut it. Mrs Cai cried herself to death when she went out, but she was still angry. Sun Gan told him, "If you kill Cai Mao, I'm afraid your uncle can't live here." Liu Qi and Sun Gan, the eldest sons, went to the front of Liu Bei to plead guilty.
Qi was ordered to go to Xinye, and then Liu Bei gave a banquet to treat each other. When the wine was drunk, Qi burst into tears. Liu Bei asked him why. Qi said, "My stepmother has the heart to kill people. My nephew has no plan to avoid disaster. Fortunately, my uncle advised me. " Liu Bei advised him to be careful and filial, and naturally there was no harm. The next day, Qi Qi said goodbye. Liu Bei rode a horse to send Qi out of the country, because he called the horse Qi and said, "If it weren't for this horse, I would have been a man under the spring." Qi said, "This is not the power of a horse, but the blessing of my uncle." Say it. Goodbye. Liu Qi walked away sobbing.
When Liu Bei returned to the city, he suddenly saw a man from Long song, wearing a cloth and a towel. The song says: "Heaven and earth are recovering, but fire is fading;": The building will collapse, and it is difficult to support a tree. There are sages in the valley who want to vote for the Lord; Knowing the Lord and seeking the virtuous, I don't know me. " After listening to this song, Liu Bei thought, "Is this the dragon and harmony mentioned by the water mirror?" Then he dismounted to meet him and invited him to the county government. Ask his name: "I am a young man, surnamed Shan, with a name. I have long heard that the monarch wants to recruit talents and talents, and wants to entrust them, but dare not make them; So I sing in the city to move my ears. " Liu Bei was overjoyed and was honored as a guest of honor. Fu Shan said, "Let's see the horse you are riding." Liu Bei ordered the saddle to be taken under the hall. Fu Shan said, "Luma? Although it is a swift horse, it only harms the Lord and is not desirable. " Liu Bei said, "I did it." So it's about crossing Tanxi. Fu Shuo, "This is the savior, not the obstacle of the Lord; Finally, it will hinder a master. There is a way. Liu Bei said, "I would like to smell Buddhism." Fu Shuo, "Anyone who hates the general can give this horse a gift; Naturally, I passed this man and took it. "When Liu Bei heard this, he changed his color and said," When I first came here, no one taught me the right way, so he taught me to harm others, so I didn't dare to listen. Fu thanked him with a smile and said, "I heard that the monarch is kind, but I couldn't believe it, so I tried my ears." Liu Bei also changed his face, thanked him and said, "Be prepared for kindness and humanity, but only you can teach." Fu Shuo: "I'm from Yingying, and I heard Xinye people sing' Xinye Pastoral, Liu Huangshu; From here on, the people are rich. "It can be seen that the monarch is benevolent and the people are also." Liu Bei worships Khan as a strategist and trains his own army.
When Cao Cao returned to Xudu from Jizhou, he often wanted to take Jingzhou. He sent Coss, Li Dian, Lv Kuang, Lv Xiang and others with 30,000 troops, stationed in Fancheng, guarding Jingxiang and exploring the actual situation. At that time, Lv Kuang and Lv Xiang reported to Coss: "Today, Liu Bei is stationing troops in a new field, recruiting troops, accumulating grass and storing grain. His ambition is not small, so he must plan ahead. We haven't made any contribution since the Prime Minister stepped down. I am willing to invite 5,000 elite soldiers to take Liu Bei's head and present it to the Prime Minister. " Coss was overjoyed and went to Xinye with two soldiers and five thousand men.
Explore the horse and fly to Liu Bei. Liu Bei consulted Fu Shan. Fu said, "Since there are enemy soldiers, we must not let them enter the customs. Can make the duke guan led an army from the left, and meet the army in the middle of the enemy; Zhang Fei led an army out from the right and came to the rear with the enemy; Gong personally led Zhao Yun to send troops to meet them in front; The enemy can be broken. " Liu Bei followed his words, that is, shut up and go to the end; Then with ChanFu, zhaoyun, etc. * * * greeted with two thousand troops going through customs.
Within a few miles, I saw dust flying behind the mountain, and Lv Kuang and Lv Xiang led the troops. Angle on both sides. Liu Bei came out from under the flag gate and shouted, "Who dares to invade our territory?" Lu Kuang dismounted and said, "I am a general, Lu Kuang. The Prime Minister ordered me to catch you! " Liu Bei was furious and made Zhao Yun go out. The two generals fought, but failed to meet. Zhao Yun shot Lv Kuang's horse. Liu Bei ordered an army to cover them, but Lv Xiang could not resist and led the army away. Between the lines, there is a prominent army along the road, led by a general, but Guan Yunchang also; After killing for a while, Lv Xiang lost most of his soldiers and ran away. Within ten miles, another army stopped the way, led by the first general, and shouted with a spear, "Zhang Yide is coming!" Go straight to Lv Xiang. Caught off guard, Zhang Fei was shot, turned over and dismounted, and died. I'm running around. Liu Bei led the army in pursuit, and most of them were captured. Liu Bei returned to the county, paid great attention to Fu Shan and rewarded the three armed forces.
The defeated army returned to Cao Ren and reported, "Er Lu was killed, but most of the sergeants were captured alive." Coss was frightened and consulted with Li Dian. The code says, "Two generals were killed for bullying the enemy. It is the best policy to stay put, report to the Prime Minister and adjust the troops to suppress. " Ren said, "Otherwise. Two generals will be killed today, and many army horses will be lost. This revenge must be reported urgently. Why bother the prime minister's army? " The code says: "Liu Bei is an outstanding man, and we should not underestimate him." Ren said, "Why are you afraid of me?" The code says, "Sun Tzu's Art of War says,' Know yourself and know yourself, and fight every battle. Some people are not afraid to fight, but they are afraid that they will not win. "Ren said angrily," do you have two hearts? I must capture Liu Bei alive! " The warden said, "If the general goes, someone will guard Fancheng. Ren said, "If you don't go, you will really have two hearts! "Canon had to light up twenty-five thousand troops with Coss and cross the river to change a new field. Exactly: if you disgrace the corpse, the Lord will revive the soldiers who are ashamed of revenge. I don't know whether to win or lose, and listen to the following breakdown.
Suddenly one day, Liu Biao sent an envoy to invite Liu Bei to meet him in Jingzhou. Liu Biao obeyed Liu Bei's instructions. After the ceremony, Liu Bei invited him to give a banquet in the backyard, because Liu Bei said, "Recently, I heard that Cao Cao has sent troops back to Xudu, and the situation is getting stronger and stronger, and it is bound to annex Jing and Xiang. I regretted not listening to my brother before and lost this good opportunity. " Kyushu cast iron can't make such a big mistake. Liu Bei said, "Today, we are divided. Since the war has started, is there any chance?"? If you can respond to it, it is not enough to just hate it. " Don't remonstrate with the past, but you can still pursue the future. The table said, "My brother's words are very appropriate." Drinking with each other. When I was drunk, I burst into tears. Before I stopped sighing, I wrote down my tears, and my words were full of emotion. Liu Bei asked him why, and he said, "I have something on my mind. The former wanted to sue my good brother, but I didn't get it. " Liu Bei said, "Brother, what's the problem? If you are useful to your brother, he will die. " The table said, "Born of Chen's ex-wife, he is virtuous and timid. His youngest son, born to his later wife Cai, is quite clever. This is what Liu Biao said, so save the pen. If you want to abolish the long and establish the young, you may be hindered by etiquette; If you want to have the eldest son, but you are in charge of military affairs among the talented people, there will be chaos in the world: therefore, you will never be appointed. " I didn't explain it before. It says here that the situation is very good. ○ Love the youngest son and pity the eldest son; Love the eldest son, fear Cai; Draw a vivid picture of a person who has no idea or decision. Liu Bei said: "Since ancient times, abandoning the long and standing young has taken the road of troubled times. If you are worried about Cai's weight, you can gradually reduce it, you can't spoil it, and you have fewer children. " Nature is a theory. The watch is silent. It turned out that Mrs. Cai was always suspicious of Xuande, and whenever she met Xuande and talked about it, she would eavesdrop. After Mrs. Cai first appeared on the screen, the narrative here was not sudden. It was behind the screen, and I hated what Liu Bei said. Later, Kong Ming went upstairs to the ladder and asked Liu Qi. Later, he was afraid that it was a wall with ears. Knowing that he had made a slip of the tongue, Liu Bei went to the toilet. I didn't feel tears when I saw myself coming back from the dead. Liu Biao's tears are childlike and Liu Bei's tears are heroic. Come back later. Seeing Liu Bei in tears, I asked him strangely. Liu Bei sighed and said, "Get ready, don't leave the saddle as usual, and the moustache will be scattered;" If you don't ride a horse for a long time, your beard will become rough. When the sun and the moon discuss it, the veteran will arrive, and the achievements will not be built. It's really sad! " Liu Biao is attached to his family, and Liu Bei is angry for the world. "I heard that my brother was in Xuchang, cooking wine with Cao Cao in his childhood. * * * On heroes, my brother tried his best to be a celebrity in the world. He was not allowed to fuck, but said,' The only heroes in the world are the monarch and Cao Er!' Plum has been cooking wine for several times, so I suddenly mention it here. With the power of Cao Cao, I dare not stay in front of my brother. Why not build my career? When Liu Bei was intoxicated, he blurted out: "With the basics, the people of the world will be careless. "In front of cao cao, pretend to be a fool; Today, in front of Liu Biao, he showed his true colors as a hero. The people on the table were silent when they heard the smell. Knowing his gaffes, Liu Bei got drunk and went back to the library to have a rest. Before dictation of Liu Bei, after dictation of Liu Biao; Liu Biao sighed before writing, and Liu Bei sighed after writing; Liu Biao wept before writing, and then Liu Bei wept; Yun Xuande realized that he was aphasia and got up to the toilet. Later, Yun Xuande knew that he was aphasic and drunk: both of them deliberately made these two opposite strokes, which was very leisurely and wonderful. Later generations have poems praising Liu Bei:
Tso Gong counted from scratch, and the heroes in the world were independent kings. The resurrection of the flesh is still sighing, and the word "Atlas" is not divided into three points.
Liu Biao listened to Liu Bei's words, but though he didn't say anything, he was full of joy, said goodbye to Liu Bei and retreated into the inner room. Mrs. Cai said: "I hear Liu Bei's words from time to time from behind the screen, and I am very disdainful of others. It can be seen that he has the intention of annexing Jingzhou. If you don't get rid of it today, you will suffer from it later. " I heard it behind the screen, and I was only angry in front; I'm excited about Liu Biao today, but I'll just talk about him later. This woman is very cunning. The watch didn't answer, just shook its head. Draw a vivid picture of Liu Biao, and Chua secretly called Cai Mao in to discuss the matter. Yue said, "Kill the Zhuangke first, and then report it to your master." After reading this, I feel a sweat for Xuande. Cai took his words. After coming out, he ordered troops overnight. Cai Mao disobeyed Liu Biao's orders and wanted to kill Liu Bei. He wants to see Cai Taizu's cross, Mrs. Cai's specialty and Liu Biao's weakness.
Liu Bei is sitting in the library with a candle in his hand. After midnight, he wants to sleep. Suddenly, a man knocked at the door and came in, thinking it was Iggy. Come and go. Originally, Yi Ji found that Cai Mao wanted to harm Liu Bei, and came to report the case in the evening. Yi Ji saved Xuande for the first time. Now, Yi Ji told Liu Bei about Cai Mao's plan and urged him to get up quickly. Liu Bei said, "I haven't said goodbye to Jingsheng. How can I leave?" Ji said, "If you resign, you will be harmed by Cai Mao." Liu Bei bid farewell to Yi Ji, and immediately called his entourage to mount together. They ran back to Xinye in the starry night before dawn. By the time Cai Mao led the troops to the front of the building, Liu Bei had already gone away. Regret is common, but write a poem on the wall and fantasize. "Liu Bei is very rebellious," he said. "He wrote a poem on the wall and left without saying goodbye." Liu Biao's exhortation to Liu Bei is a few words of truth, and the trap set by Cai Mao on Liu Bei is a fake poem. If you don't believe me, you can go to the library. There are four poems. The poem says:
I have been sleepy for several years, and I am empty to the old mountains and old waters. The dragon is in the pool, hoping to thunder to heaven! In Long yuechi county, just in Ma Yuexi. The sentence of the pseudo-poem has been predicted.
Liu Biao was furious when he saw this poem. He drew his sword and said, "I swear to kill this worthless man!" " After a few steps, he suddenly said, "When I was with Liu Bei, I never saw him write a poem. This is bound to alienate outsiders. " Then he went back to the building, cut the poem with the tip of his sword, abandoned the sword and got on the horse. Anger and anger, sword drawing and abandonment, such as ebb and flow, are the advantages of Liu Biao and the place where words bend. Cai Mao said, "There are all the sergeants. You can go to Xinye to capture Liu Bei." The watch said, "I dare not expect it, let Xu do the math." Seeing through the fake poem is not to explain, but to make the gourd mention the language, which is the slow point of Liu Biao and the bend of the text. When Cai Taizu saw that he was suspicious, he secretly consulted with Mrs. Cai. Today, all the officials are in Xiangyang, so he found another place. The next day, Xun said, "In recent years, I have become rich and familiar, and I have gathered in Xiangyang to show my comfort and persuasion. Please ask your host and his party. " The watch said, "I've been so angry recently that I really can't do it." You can let your second son be the guest of honor. " Yue said, "Your son is still young, and I am afraid I will lose my temper." The table said, "Liu Bei can be invited to Xinye to entertain guests." Liu Bei was invited to the meeting, not Cai Mao, but Liu Biao. That's great. Great joy, just to his liking, so he sent someone to invite Liu Bei to Xiangyang.
When Liu Bei ran back to Xinye, he knew that he had made a mistake and didn't tell everyone. Suddenly the messenger arrived, please go to Xiangyang. Sun Gan said, "I was very unhappy when I saw your master come back in a hurry yesterday. If I am stupid, something will happen to Jingzhou. Please go to the meeting today, don't take it lightly. " One said he shouldn't go. Liu Bei told the people about the preceding paragraph. When I come back, I won't talk. At this point, I say this is very sad. Yun Chang said, "Brother, I doubt his words. Liu Jingzhou didn't mean to blame. Don't believe what outsiders say. Xiangyang is not far from here. If you don't go, Jingzhou will be suspicious. " One said he shouldn't go. Liu Bei said, "What Yun Chang said is true." Zhang Fei said: "Without a good banquet, there would be no good meeting. It is better not to go. " The other said he shouldn't go. Zhao Yun said, "I will send 300 soldiers with me, and you will be safe." One is willing to lead troops with him. Liu Bei said, "That's good." So he and Zhao Yun went to Xiangyang today.
Cai Mao rushed out to meet Guo, very self-effacing. Write about Cai Mao's fraud. Then Liu Qi and Liu Cong led a group of civil and military bureaucrats to rush out. Liu Bei didn't get suspicious when he saw his second son here. On that day, Liu Bei was invited to rest in the library. Zhao Yun led 300 troops to protect around. Yunjiajian, walk around. Write about Zhao's loyalty. Liu Qi said to Liu Bei, "My father was so angry that he invited his uncle to entertain the guests and advised the officials who guarded the library everywhere." Liu Bei said, "I dare not do this. Because of my brother's orders, I dare not disobey. " The next day, people reported that officials from nine counties and forty-two states had arrived. Cai Mao asked Kuai Yue to discuss in advance and said, "Liu Bei's heroic spirit is harmful to stay here for a long time, so it can be removed today." Yue Yue said: "I am afraid I will lose the hope of the people." Yue said, "I have reported Liu Jingzhou's words in secret here." Cai Mao deceives Liu Biao with false poems, deceives Kuai Yue, and gives false life. Yue Yue said, "In that case, we can make preparations in advance." Yue said, "Xianshan Road in the East Gate has been guarded by my brother Cai He. Cai Zhong has been guarding the south gate; Cai Xun has been guarding the north gate. Three Cai Fu Bing only narrates in Cai Mao's mouth, which is the most economical and practical. Only the west gate is unguarded, and there is a Tanxi barrier in front. Although there are tens of thousands of people, it is not easy to cross. " It's dangerous to say it first, and then it's difficult to read it. Yue Yue said: "I don't think Zhao Yunxing can sit still without Liu Bei. I'm afraid it's hard to do it." Yue said, "I have 500 soldiers in the city to prepare." Yue Yue said, "Wen Pin and Wang Wei can set another seat in the outer hall for the generals. Please stop Zhao Yun before you act. " Go to Cao Cao with Zhang Xiu and get people drunk in Dian Wei first, in the same way. Listen to him. Kill cattle and horses that day and have a big feast. Liu Bei took Luma to Zhou Ya and ordered him to be tied in the backyard. Writing about horses and backyard here is very similar to reading casually, but they are all dark about the future. That's great. All the officials came to the hall. Chairman Liu Bei, the second son sat on both sides, and the rest sat in turn. Zhao Yun stood on Liu Bei's side with a sword. Wen Pin and Wang Wei invited Zhao Yun to the party. Cloud will never go, write Zhao Yunjing. Liu Bei ordered Yun to sit in his seat, but Yun came out reluctantly according to the order. Cai Mao packed the iron drum outside, took Liu Bei's 300 troops, and sent them all back to the building, only to whistle for half a minute. After reading these, I am worried about Xuande again. After three rounds of wine, Yi Ji raised his lamp, walked up to Liu Bei and looked at him. He whispered, "Please change your clothes." Liu Bei understood that he had to go to the toilet. Ikey lit the lamp and rushed into the back garden. Then Liu Bei reported in his ear, "Cai Mao is planning to harm you. There are three places outside the city, east, south and north. Only Simon can go, so run away! " The second time Yi Ji saved Liu Bei, it was written in a flash, which was very subtle. Liu Bei was so scared that Ma Lu, in a hurry, opened the door of the back garden and led him out. He got on the horse and rode away at the west gate, regardless of his followers. The doorman asked him, but Liu Bei didn't answer, but pulled out. The doorman refused to live, so he flew to find Cai Mao. He mounted his horse and led 500 men to catch up with him. Qian Yun ambushed 500 people in the city, which is an ambush for this sentence.
Liu Bei ran out of the west gate and traveled countless miles, but was blocked by a big stream. After reading these, I am worried about Xuande again. Tanxi River is several feet wide, and the water passes through Xiangjiang River, and its waves are very tight. The more dangerous it is, the harder it is to get rid of it. When Liu Bei reached the river, he saw that he couldn't cross it, stopped his horse and turned away. If you write prancing horse at this time, there will be no steps. Back to the horse, the situation is realistic. Looking at the west of the city, the dust is flying and the pursuers are coming. Liu Bei said, "I'm dead this time!" So he got back on his horse and walked to the stream. Looking back, the pursuer was near, extremely anxious and extremely dangerous. Liu Bei panicked and rode down the river. Going downstream is a panic game, and the situation is realistic. After a few steps, the horse's front hoof suddenly sank and soaked the robe. It's inconvenient to write about prancing horse, but there is a discount. The weirder, the more dangerous. Liu Bei whipped the whip and shouted, "Dear Lu, dear Lu! Today is a trouble for me! " Nowhere to go, and nowhere to go. The reader thinks there is no way out. The following story suddenly survived, which was really unexpected. With that, the horse suddenly jumped out of the water, jumped three feet and flew to the west bank. Xuande from Yun Qi. Writing is neither dangerous nor strange, and things are neither urgent nor urgent. When I was in a hurry, I suddenly found out what is wonderful and what is fast. I was very surprised and gratified. Later, Su had an antique article, which was a single poem about prancing horse and Tanxi. The poem says:
When I am old, I will spend the last spring, and I will travel to Tanxi Road. Stop and watch the distance wander alone, and the red sheep are scattered in front of you. I thought the fire in Xianyang was fading, enter the dragon. At the Xiangyang meeting, Wang Sun was drinking and Liu Bei was dying. Escape, go out of Ximen Road alone, and go back to the rear. A stream of smoke and water is Tanxi, and I am eager to ride forward. Horseshoe crushed blue glass, and golden whip waved where the wind sounded. I heard Qian riding away, but suddenly I saw Ssangyong flying in Apollo. Give up the true English Lord and sit down and meet the dragon colt. Tanxi flows from the east, where is the dragon colt? Facing the current, three sighs are sour, and the setting sun shines on the empty mountain. Three points are like dreams, and traces are empty in the world.
Liu Bei leaped over Xixi and looked at the east coast. Cai Mao led his troops to the stream and shouted, "Why did you leave?" This is to escape death, but the cloud has escaped. Liu Bei said, "I have no enmity with you. Why should I harm each other?" "I don't have the heart. Stop listening to people talk nonsense! " Liu Bei saw that his hand was going to draw a bow and arrow, and quickly pulled his horse to the southwest. Writing about Cai Mao is still fierce, but Liu Bei is still in a panic. He said to the left and right, "What help?" Cai Mao was surprised that the readers still didn't believe him. Just as he was about to withdraw his troops and return to the city, Zhao Yun of Ximen came with 300 troops. Before frequently writing about Zhao Yun's personal protection, readers thought that Liu Bei was fighting for this person. It is not that the messenger is Yi Ji, but the person who jumped into the stream is Lu. Zhao Yun didn't help him. Now that Liu Bei is gone and Cai Mao is coming back, Zhao Yun suddenly comes here. Readers suspect that Zhao Yun will kill Cai Mao later. To be exact:
Jumping on the dragon pony can be a savior, and catching up with the tiger general can take revenge.
I don't know how Cai Mao came from, but listen to the following.
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