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A joke confession

1, don't make me love you, suit yourself.

What I write best is not traditional Chinese characters or regular script, but your name.

3. Don't fall in love with me. I'm just a thief. I entered your heart and stole it.

I would like to be an English platform and dance with you.

5, like you, how can you give up easily, unless time passes and I die.

6, you are mine, no one can take it away, I am so overbearing. I'm yours, and no one can take it away. That's how I gave up.

7. I envy everyone around you who doesn't matter, so they can easily see you that I miss so much.

I have been forgetful all my life. Only you will be unforgettable.

9. If I can't have you in my life, I will hate myself.

10, you are always angry and warming up.

1 1, all beings suffer, you smell strawberry.

12, the quality of sleep is not the length of time, but whether I dream about you.

13, love for you, rain or shine; Love for you, no matter the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

14, you know? I am also an astronomer. They found the stars and I found you.

15, you object to this position, I want to sit firmly for life.

16, Newton discovered gravity, and I found your attraction to me.

17, the most beautiful thing is that one day in the future, I will kiss you before going to bed, hug you in the middle of the night and wake up with you.

18, fortunately, missing is silent, otherwise it will be deafening.

19, if you cry again, I'll go home and kneel and rub the washboard.

20, life is so short, the world is so chaotic, I don't want to quarrel, don't want to cold war, don't want to have a second regret with you.

2 1, you are the eastern hemisphere and I am the western hemisphere. Together, we are the whole earth.

22. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

23. Since I fell in love with you, I have escaped from gravity, because my center of gravity has become you.

24. From today on, I will allow you to like me.

25. Do you know how important you are to me?

26.are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

27, along the way, the scenery is not important, what matters is that you are by my side!

28. To like you is to give up 1000 times in my heart. If you say something nice, I will risk my life another 10,000 times.

29. I want to be with you.

30. You are here and I am here, which means the seas run dry and the rocks crumble.

3 1, the world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.

32. When you came to see me, I felt that I had never seen Sanqiu for a day. When you smile at me, I feel that I haven't seen Sanqiu all day.