Humorous sentences to coax girls

1, after being with me, you can wash the dishes if you want and sweep the floor if you want. Isn't that free enough?

2. As long as you are willing, when you are frustrated and need a shoulder, let me know and I will appear immediately.

It's windy outside today, and I'm scared. If everyone else is blown away, I can't. That's a real pity.

4. Don't be naughty. I have practiced qigong for several years, and I can kill people.

5. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself …

6. I do all kinds of evils and bad habits. I hope you kill me for the people.

It's a good thing I didn't stay with you, otherwise I would have reached out and sent you a message in such a cold day, hehe.

8. If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself. (high emotional intelligence)

9. Every time I am frustrated, I will recall your little smile, your encouragement, and let me face it firmly. Thank you!

10, I will never forget you, you have the sexiest back in the world.

I didn't know how to pick up girls before, and my emotional intelligence was not high. I am caring and attentive to girls, and I have been treated as a good man many times, but I can't make girls like me at all. I've also tried to pester and fight every day and chat often. As a result, the other party ignored me. Later, I learned a lot of strategies in the "Alpine Love Network" system, and soon I became a lover, and the relationship could be determined in a few days. I strongly suggest you go online and have a look. Women don't chase you, but need all kinds of chat routines to make her chase you.

1, I look at you smiling, silent, proud and lost, just like now, so I am happy with you and sad with you, but I have always stood in the present, and you will always stay in the past.

I think of you all the time. No matter what I see, hear and think of, I will think of you.

Jacky Cheung didn't leave until he kissed him. We left without kissing him.

Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever.

5. I really like you. Please believe me. Let the tide of love come closer to us bit by bit. No matter how big the storm is, I will be by your side to shelter you from the wind and rain.

6. The first time I cried because you weren't there, the first time I smiled because I met you, and the first time I laughed because I cried because I had you.

7. Although I am not very handsome, some people still praise my profile as an idol. (Teasing girls' routines)

8. God, did you let summer and winter live together? This kind of weather!

9. Winter has come, and no one has knitted me a scarf. Well, I'll buy one myself.

10, after today, don't meet again. I'm afraid I'll kiss you several times every day when I wake up.

Don't always wait for the key moment to coax girls, it is wrong to always think of immediate results. Any step is very important, so we should have a good humorous routine to make her happy. If you always think about when to meet and when to make out in fun, it is easy to break up in discord and fail. Do you think it's worth it? Whether there is a woman or not, let the other person feel that you are not short of women, and it is not necessary for her. This skill of coaxing high EQ girls is very important.

1, I'm going to meet other parents on Tanabata today. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his son first.

I hope the last person I see before I go to bed is you.

3, never dare to ask what kind of boy you like, because I'm afraid you say you like me.

4, drunk, you need a thousand cups of love poems, only you smile three lines, I am drunk at a glance.

5. If you don't like my big temper, you'd better find a loophole ... (a routine to make girls happy)

6. Nothing fits you better than your love, and nothing is more charming than your love.

Even if a beautiful person makes a mistake, others can easily forgive him. Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

Although I don't know where you are, I know you will always be in my heart.

9. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

10, if you like, I will spend every minute of my life with you in the future.

Many boys are worried about saying the wrong thing when coaxing girls, preferring to choose boring topics rather than saying some routine words. It is not advisable to have such an idea. Making girls happy is to increase their feelings and bring them closer together. If in front of her, this one is afraid to speak, and that one is embarrassed to say, what's the fun? So we should dare to coax and tease boldly.