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Pu Songling's Classical Chinese Stories
Whenever a pedestrian passes by, Pu Songling will stand up and warmly invite the other person to sit down and have a tea rest. Pu Songling has a rule that drinking tea is free, and people who drink tea only need to tell what they have seen and heard.
So passers-by like to stop and chat in this tea stall, talking about all kinds of anecdotes, and talking about it. Pu Songling immediately offered a bowl of tea to moisten his throat and continued to finish the story. There is an old man with white hair and a hunchback, who is well informed. Pu Songling was polite to him and respectfully asked the old man to tell anecdotes he knew. The old man smoked while drinking tea and told the story of "Kei Ma drifting to Luo Cha". Fascinated, Pu Songling went back to write "Luo Cha City", full of flowers, like ghosts on earth.
In this way, he collected an article and wrote another. After a long time, he finally wrote Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio that accommodated all rivers. One day, a middle-aged man with a heavy bag came to the tea stall. Pu Songling asked him to sit down, poured strong tea and said with a smile, "You have to tell me a story."
The middle-aged man took a sip of tea from the bowl and said, "Let me tell you a story about tea." So middle-aged people began to speak vividly.
It is said that there is a monk in Lingyin Temple in Hangzhou who is famous for making tea. His tea set is exquisite, and there are many famous teas in his collection, which are divided into several grades. What grade of tea to make depends on the identity of the visitors. He would never take it out if he was not a distinguished guest or a confidant who was good at tea tasting.
One day, a big official came to the temple, and the monk greeted him respectfully and saluted him. Then he took out good tea and offered it to the official personally, expecting to be praised by the official. Who knows, the official only took a sip of tea without saying a word. Confused, the monk took out the best famous tea at home and gave it to the officials. The tea was almost finished, but the official still didn't say a word of praise.
The monk couldn't wait any longer. He bowed and asked, "What do you think of this tea?" The official picked up the teacup and bowed his head and said, "It's very hot!" Pu Songling smiled and said, "A guest told a story about a pigeon just now. A pigeon fan named Zhang Youliang collected all kinds of famous pigeons and fed them like a mother feeding a baby.
A senior official wants pigeons. Seeing that they were his father's good friends, Zhang You chose two of the most precious white pigeons to send. A few days later, Zhang Youliang met the official and couldn't help asking about the pigeon. The official said,' It's quite fat. I cooked and ate.
Zhang Youliang is remorseful. The story I heard from you and Zhang Youliang sending pigeons to senior officials are a joke of a nature. "
In the evening, Pu Songling sat under the lamp, savoring the story he heard during the day, and then processed it into an article, which was written as Pigeon Alien. Pu Songling set up a tea stall beside the village road for pedestrians to stop and chat. In the process of chatting while drinking tea, Pu Songling is "curious" and often captures the material for writing books.
After reading the story, I realized that Pu Songling was frustrated all his life, and he never realized his long-cherished wish of winning the championship, becoming famous and mending the sky. However, in an infinitely lonely and desolate situation, he finally achieved extraordinary literary achievements with tenacious will and unyielding personality.
2. What are Pu Songling's original classical Chinese "Wolf"?
Ah Zai came home late, and all the meat in his burden was eaten, leaving only bones. On the way, the two wolves traveled a long way. Eliminate fear and throw it at the bone. The wolf has a bone to stop, and the wolf still comes from. After the re-voting, the post-wolf stopped and the former wolf came again. The bones are exhausted, and the two wolves drive together. Tu was embarrassed. He was afraid of being attacked by the enemy. There is a wheat field in Gu Ye, where the landowner earns a lot of money. Tu Naiben leaned against it with a knife on his shoulder. Wolves are afraid to go forward, eyeing each other. When I was a child, a wolf left and a dog sat in front of him. After a long time, my eyes seem to be useless and very idle. Tu suddenly and violently, one knife to cut the wolf's head, several knives to kill it. Fang wanted to go, but after turning to pay, a wolf hole was among them, which meant to tunnel in and attack the back. The body is half in, and only the tail is exposed. After the slaughter, he died of a broken stock. It was the wolf who fell asleep before enlightenment, and covered it to lure the enemy.
The wolf was afraid, too, but he was killed twice in an instant. What is the geometry of the beast? Stop laughing.
[Edit this paragraph] Translation:
A butcher came home at night, and the meat in his burden had been sold out, leaving only bones. I met two wolves on the road and followed them for a long time.
The butcher was afraid and threw the bone to the wolf. A wolf got a bone and stopped. Another wolf is still following him. The butcher threw the bone to the wolf again, and the wolf who got the bone behind stopped, but the wolf who got the bone in front came again. The bones have been thrown away. But the two wolves chased the butcher together as before.
The butcher was embarrassed and anxious, and I was afraid that he would be attacked by wolves. The butcher saw a threshing floor in the field. The owner of the threshing floor piled firewood in the threshing floor and built a hill. The butcher then ran over, leaned over the pile of firewood, put down the burden and picked up the butcher's knife. The two wolves dared not go forward and stared at the butcher.
After a while, one wolf went straight away, and the other wolf squatted in front of the butcher like a dog. After a long time, the wolf's eyes seem to be closed, and it looks very leisurely. The butcher suddenly jumped up, cut off the wolf's head with one knife and killed the wolf with several knives. The butcher just wanted to leave, but he turned and saw the back of the firewood pile. Another wolf is digging a hole in the firewood pile, intending to drill a hole to attack the butcher's back. The body has been drilled into the middle, showing only * * * and tail. The butcher cut off the wolf's thigh from behind and killed the wolf. The butcher realized that the wolf in front pretended to sleep, which was originally used to lure the enemy.
The wolves were too cunning, but after a while, both wolves were killed. How deceptive can animals be? It's just a joke.
3. About "Wolf": idioms and stories; There are also three classical Chinese articles of Wolf written by Pu Songling, 1, in which people slaughter goods and meat. At dusk, a wolf came. It seemed to covet the bird's eye and followed Tu Weiyue for several miles. Sudden fear shows that it is a blade, but not as good as it is; Walk, walk, walk out of it. It's better to hang it on a tree and get the meat that the toast wolf wants. Then hook up the meat and hang it between the trees, showing that it is empty. The wolf is the only one. Tugui, I went to get the meat and looked at the giant hanging from the tree in the distance. It looked like a person hanged. Wandering around myopia will kill the wolf. Looking up carefully, I saw that the wolf had meat in his mouth, which stung the wolf's upper jaw like a fish swallowing bait. At that time, the price of wolf skin was high, more than ten gold. It's ridiculous to ask for fish from the wood, but the wolf will suffer for it.
Ah Zai came home late, and all the meat in his burden was eaten, leaving only bones. On the way, the two wolves traveled a long way.
Eliminate fear and throw it at the bone. The wolf has a bone to stop, and the wolf still comes from. After the re-voting, the post-wolf stopped and the former wolf came again. The bones are exhausted. And the combination of two wolves is the same.
Tu was embarrassed. He was afraid of being attacked by the enemy. There is a wheat field in Gu Ye, where the landowner earns a lot of money. Tu Naiben leaned against it with a knife on his shoulder. Wolves are afraid to go forward, eyeing each other.
When I was a child, a wolf left and a dog sat in front of him. After a long time, my eyes seem to be useless and very idle. Tu suddenly and violently, one knife to cut the wolf's head, several knives to kill it. Just want to go, turn to the salary office, a wolf hole, which means tunnel to attack the back. The body is half in, and only the tail is exposed. After the slaughter, he died of a broken stock. It was the wolf who fell asleep before enlightenment, and covered it to lure the enemy.
The wolf was afraid, too, but he was killed twice in an instant. What is the geometry of the beast? Stop laughing.
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A massacre at dusk, forced by wolves. There was a room left by the night tiller by the roadside, and it rushed into the shadow. The wolf put his paw in, and the butcher caught it and couldn't get out, but he died without thinking. It's just that the space of the knife is not enough, so I cut the skin under the wolf's paw and blow it by blowing. When I wanted to blow it away, I felt that the wolf was not very active, so I tied it to the belt. Out of sight, the wolf swelled like an ox, its legs were crooked and its mouth could not be closed. Then take it back. If it weren't for the massacre, Wu Can made this plan!
4. Pu Songling wrote "Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio" in classical Chinese, and read Mr. Pu's "Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio", which was concise with a pen, without a trace of meaning, and was born out of hundred schools of thought, resisting both Zuo's and Longmen. According to legend, Mr. Wang lives in the village, has no spouse, and has a particularly eccentric personality. He is a boy scout in the village, poor and self-sufficient, and does not want others. At the time of writing this book, every morning, I took a big magnetic poppy (2) with bitter tea in it, put a bag of light smoke (3) on the sidewalk, sat on the table with Chen Lu lining, and put cigarettes and tea beside me. When you meet passers-by, you must insist on using words, seek novelty and difference, say different words, and you will know others; If you are thirsty, you can drink tea or offer a cigarette, which will make you speak freely. Whitewash what you hear. If more than 20 years have passed, this book will be published. So the brushwork is superb. ("Lu Sanyue")
To annotate ...
(1) 【 Zuo's, Longmen 】 refers to Zuo Qiuming and Sima Qian. Zuo Qiuming wrote Zuo Zhuan, and Sima Qian was born in Longmen. (2) 【 Poppy (Y and ng) 】 A bottle or jar with a big belly and a small mouth. ③ The old transliteration name of [Tamba] tobacco. (4) [(ch m 4 n)] has been completed.
practise
1, explain the words with dots in the text.
Ju () is placed in () ()
Language () is () square ()
2. Compare the different meanings of the following words.
(1) Being a Boy Scout in the village () (2) Therefore, the brushwork is superb ().
Anyone is the first step to learn new things by looking back on the past ().
3. Summarize the characteristics of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio in Chinese:
4 What is the reason for Pu Songling's "superb brushwork"?
reading skills
This paper describes the story of Mr. Pu Songling's collection of materials when he wrote Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio.
When Pu Songling was writing this book, he carried a big porcelain vase with strong tea and a packet of tobacco on his back every day, and placed it beside the road where pedestrians passed, with a reed mat under it. He sat on it by himself and put the tobacco beside the mat. When you see a pedestrian passing by, you must hold him and talk to him. Collect strange stories and tell strange things. Whatever people know (can); When (passers-by) is thirsty, respectfully invite people to drink tea or respectfully offer cigarettes to ensure that passers-by enjoy themselves before stopping. I overheard something and whitewashed it when I got home. In this way, after more than 20 years, the book Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio was completed.
5. Pu Songling's story, emergency Pu Songling (1640- 17 15) immortal, Yi Jianchen, alias Liu Quan lay man, so-called Mr. Liaozhai in the world, claiming to be a different stone, now a native of Pujiazhuang, hongshan town, Zichuan District, Zibo City, Shandong Province, Han nationality.
Born into a declining family of small and medium-sized landlords and businessmen. /kloc-when he was 0/9 years old, he got the boy's exam and won the first place in county, government and road, which made him famous for a while.
Make up a doctoral disciple. I tried again and again until 7 1
Forced by life, he was invited by Sun Hui, a fellow villager in Baoying County, to visit his home for several years. I mainly worked as a teacher in Bijia, Xipu Village, this county, and studied for nearly 42 years. I didn't go home until my hukou was retired in 1709. 1765438+ died in January 2005 at the age of 76.
Create a famous collection of short stories in classical Chinese, Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio.
6. Pu Songling wrote Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio in classical Chinese. Mr. Pu's Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio is concise with a pen, without any meaning. Born in hundred schools of thought, it not only resisted Zuo and Longmen. According to legend, Mr. Pu has a strange nature when he lives in the village. He is a boy scout in the village. He is poor and self-sufficient and doesn't want others. When writing this book, he takes a big one with him every morning. Drink tea or smoke when you are thirsty, so that you can speak freely. If you hear something occasionally, just whitewash it. If more than 20 years have passed, this book will be told. So the brushwork is superb. (Note (1) 【 Zuo's, Longmen 】 refers to Zuo Qiuming and Sima Qian. Zuo qiuming. Sima Qian was born in Longmen. ②[Poppy(yοng)] a bottle or jar with a big belly and a small mouth. ③ The old transliteration name of [Danba] tobacco. (4) complete [like (ch n)]. Practice 1 and explain the words with dots in the text. Ju () is placed in (). Compare the different meanings of the following words: ① Being a boy scout in the village (); (2) Therefore, the brushwork is superb () Those who review the past and learn new things (); 3. Summarize the characteristics of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio in words: 4 What is the reason for Pu Songling's superb brushwork? Reading Tips This article tells the story of Mr. Pu Songling collecting materials when he wrote Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio. Answer: 1. Arrive; Placement position; Verb, say; In this way; Cai 2. For: act as a verb; Item, preposition. So, adverbs; Old (knowledge), noun. 3. The pen is concise, without a trace of meaning, and the cover is born in hundred schools of thought, which is resistant to both Zuo's and Longmen. 4. Long-term and large-scale collection of materials from the people. When Pu Songling was writing this book, he took a big porcelain bottle with strong tea and a pack of tobacco every day, and put it beside the road where pedestrians passed, sitting on it by himself, with a reed mat under it. When (passers-by) are thirsty, they respectfully invite people to tea or respectfully hand them cigarettes. They must make passers-by enjoy it. When they overhear something, they go home and whitewash it. It took more than 20 years to finish the book Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio.
7. What's the story between Pu Songling and Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio? Pu Songling (1640 ~ 17 15) was born in Zichuan (now Zibo).
Pu Songling tried many times, but never failed. He had to make a living as a clerk or as an apprentice in the library. He was not awarded the title of tribute student until he was over the age of seventy, and suffered from stereotyped imperial examination all his life. He read widely, and he dabbled in astronomy, geography, agriculture and mulberry, medicine and divination. He especially likes to search for anecdotes, and folk songs are familiar with legends. Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio embodies his life's hard work.
Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio was written in the eighteenth year of Kangxi (1679), with nearly 500 volumes. It was written by the author through artistic processing on the basis of extensive collection of folklore and unofficial history's lost articles. Some are short chapters with notes, most of which are short stories of "refuting rumors in a legendary way".
As far as its content is concerned, there are many stories about foxes, ghosts and demons, and absurd and bizarre plot details abound, so they are close to bizarre. Techniques and techniques are taken from legends, which are quite different from grotesque things.
His story is often tortuous, and the series, suspense and ending rhyme are carefully arranged by the author, which is by no means comparable to the simple record of whimsy. Characterization not only pays attention to the elegance of appearance, but also goes deep into the inner world. Personality and temperament, living habits and even the tone of speech are all described, so the fullness and delicacy of the image is far better than the roughness and simplicity of strangers.
It is Pu Songling's main artistic pursuit to reveal his understanding of social life with absurd plots and sharp and sarcastic language, so as to relieve loneliness and anger in his chest. Such as Si Wenlang, Jia, etc., not only have literary value and aesthetic taste, but also have shocking power.
The love stories in Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio are all based on the whimsy of male writers, and they are often beautifully written. These novels have successfully created many girls' images with different personalities and beautiful qualifications, and all of them have demonstrated the China people's ideal of women's physical beauty and inner beauty to varying degrees. Although this ideal is painted with the fantasy color of a down-and-out intellectual, it has its inevitable limitations of the times, but the basic views and attitudes towards girls revealed in it are similar to those of Jia Baoyu who regards his daughter as water in A Dream of Red Mansions.
After Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio, many imitators appeared, but those authors either kept the story of the ghost fox or returned to the tradition of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio according to actual records, but almost set off a creative upsurge of classical Chinese novels.
8. Pu Songling's classical mountain city in China, which he learned before the first day of junior high school.
original text
Mountain city is one of the eight scenic spots of Yi people. But we haven't seen each other for years. Yu Nian, the grandson, was drinking with his colleagues upstairs when he suddenly saw an isolated tower rising from the top of the mountain, which was high in the green ghost. He looked after each other and wondered, but there was no such temple recently. Nothing. méng didn't know it was a mountain city until he saw dozens of palaces. A few days later, the plateau (yuán) (pì) (nì) stretches for six or seven miles, which is amazing. Hundreds of millions of people own a building, a hall and a square. Suddenly, the wind rises and the dust is turbulent (m m ℉ ng), but the city is only a blur. The wind is clear and everything is gone; There is only one dangerous building that leads directly to loneliness. There are five buildings with wide windows; There is a queue at five o'clock, also outside the building. Layer index (shǔ), the higher the building, the smaller the brightness; No. (sh incarnation) to the eighth floor, cut like a star; On top of it, it is hazy and there are countless levels. Upstairs, people come and go (xiè), or rely on or stand, not the same. When it exceeds (yú), the building gradually becomes lower, exposing the top; Gradually return to normal buildings; Gradually fell in love with tall houses; Shu (shū) is like a fist like a bean, while su ū is invisible. I also heard that there were early walkers who saw the crowded shops on the mountain, which was unparalleled in the world, so it was also called the "ghost market" cloud.
The "mountain city" around the mountain is one of the eight scenic spots in Zichuan County. But it hasn't appeared once in years. One day, Sun's son was drinking with his friends upstairs. Suddenly, he saw a lonely pagoda on the top of the mountain, towering into the sky. Look at me, I look at you, surprised and confused, thinking that there is no Buddhist temple near here. Soon, I saw dozens of palaces with turquoise tiles and high roofs, and then I realized that this was a "mountain city". Before long, tall city walls and low concave-convex walls stretched for six or seven miles like a city. Some of these cities are like pavilions, some are like halls, and some are like memorial archways, all of which are clearly presented before our eyes, and countless. Suddenly there was a strong wind and thick smoke, and the whole city became blurred. After a while, the wind stopped and the sky was clear. All the previous scenes disappeared, leaving only a tall building connected with the sky. There are five rooms (each floor) with wide windows, and there are five bright places on each floor, which is the sky outside the building. Point to the number layer by layer, the higher the building, the smaller the bright spot; Counting to the eighth floor, the bright spot is only as small as a star; Further up, it becomes dull, as if there is nothing, and there are countless levels. The people upstairs are in a hurry, some leaning against the railing, some standing, and their postures are different. After a while, the building became lower and the roof could be seen. Gradually, it becomes the same as ordinary buildings; Gradually, it became a high bungalow; Suddenly reduced to the size of a fist, (then reduced) to the size of a bean, and finally nothing could be seen. It is also said that people who get up early and hurry see people's homes, markets and shops on the mountain, which is no different from the situation on earth, so people call it "ghost market".
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