A witty answer to a small joke.

Lead: Watching more jokes can improve your sense of humor. What do you think of your sense of humor? Today, I prepared a witty reply to a little joke. Let's improve our sense of humor together!

Reply to the joke euphemistically (1)

1, Q: What do you usually do in front of the person you like?

A: I feel that I am self-satisfied and I am self-satisfied.

2. Q: How to build a personalized villa in the village?

A: Sorry, I accidentally came in when I was reading the topic, and I didn't break the sentence.

3. Q: What does it mean that my boyfriend won't contact me for a month or two?

A: Everyone's answers are too dark, such as cheating and never loving you. Everything should be on the bright side.

I guess your boyfriend is dead.

4. A: Now the aging is getting more and more serious, and the birth rate of children has dropped sharply, which will be replaced by other biological species sooner or later.

B: We have eaten almost all other kinds. . . .

5. a:? God, I just want a job with a stable income, a beautiful wife, and a brother who risked his life for me. Help me! ?

b:？ Be content, Dalang. . . ?

6、? Why can't the library wear slippers?

? In case you are stingy, lick your fingers and turn the page with it. ?

Tacit jokes (2)

1, giraffe:? You pulled the string on the swing and broke it. Why did you tell others that I broke it?

Monkey:? You are always silent. I thought you were deaf and dumb! I'm sorry for my improper wording in the petition. ?

I kissed a girl I didn't know, and the girl slapped her.

Face is very angry, say to the mouth: you are fucking addicted, I will be beaten for you. ?

Mouth to mouth: Brothers and neighbors, why are you so stingy? For friends. ?

Face more excited said:? My hand and I are not neighbors. Last time he touched someone's ass, I was beaten for him! ! ! ! ?

The weasel set up a monument on the cliff of the chicken farm, which read:? How do you know that you are not an eagle if you abandon the traditional imprisonment and jump bravely? ?

Next, the wild animals eat chickens at the bottom of the cliff every day.

4. The little snail asked his mother: Why do we have such a heavy shell?

Mom said: because we have no skeleton support, we climb slowly, and the shell can protect us.

The snail said: the caterpillar crawls slowly without bones, and the earthworm crawls slowly without bones. Why don't they carry their shells?

Mother replied: the caterpillar will become a butterfly, the sky will protect it, the earthworm will drill the ground, and the earth will protect it. We don't rely on the sky, we don't rely on the ground, we rely on ourselves.

Tacit jokes (3)

1. Two migrant workers were chatting during a break. Migrant worker A said with emotion: These days, everything costs money except sleeping!

Migrant worker b lamented: one person can't sleep, but two people can sleep.

Xiao-Ting Pan was convicted of a foul and lost the championship, but in the eyes of the audience, she was the real king. Gold cups and silver cups are not as good as cups in the eyes of ordinary people.

3, play WeChat shake, shake to a sister, the signature reads: Men are not good things, but men have good things!

4. The son asked his father:? Dad, why don't I have any brothers or sisters?

Dad, who was reading the newspaper, roared with anger. Who told you not to go to bed early every day? ! ?

5. Go to the hospital for physical examination and go to the delivery room. Good news from the delivery room, a big fat grandson.

Grandpa hurried into the delivery room with joy and looked at his newborn grandson.

I smiled and asked my newborn grandson: grandson, do you know grandpa?

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