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Questions about fake Tianjin Tiens

I asked her, you are a B-level manager, don't you know the truth? She told me that the mystery of A-level is very good. At that time, she just suspected. When she first went up, she couldn't eat or live in a hotel. Many people have ideas. Once, a newly promoted B-level manager couldn't figure out how to sleep on the road. However, the "leaders" above will also communicate with B-level managers with ideas in time. Speaking of which, "Little A" recalled to me her experience when she was just promoted to B-level manager. At that time, many B-level leaders came to pick her up, and many of them came from other places. After the farewell ceremony with the stars holding the moon, she was taken to a big hotel for dinner and ordered a lot of good dishes. Everyone was very polite to her and advised her to drink and eat in turn. When her ears burn after drinking too much wine, the leader will seize the opportunity to remind her to call the offline C-level leader. In that kind of atmosphere, she will certainly be moved involuntarily and persuade her to do a good job under the net. Don't doubt anything. Everything is true after coming up, and the treatment is better than the following imagination. At first ... what inspired her subordinates was heartfelt words. Of course, the lie will be exposed sooner or later. At this time, the B-level leader above will talk to you like a new friend, find a glib B-level manager to take the lead, and others will agree. First, they will make friends with you. After you have a good chat, they will indirectly and subtly explain three problems to you: first, there is no monthly salary of 10 thousand yuan; Second, I didn't eat or stay in a hotel; The third is the packing fee of 10 thousand yuan.

Why is there no salary of 10 thousand yuan? They will say that we dream of becoming millionaires when we roll on the floor below, pretend to be millionaires when we reach Grade B, and become real millionaires when we reach Grade A ... We live by acting. Do we have a salary of 10 thousand yuan? There must be. If you pack well and people offline are passionate, will you get more than 10,000 yuan for an order of 30-40 sets or even 50-60 sets a month? At this time, other leaders next to me echoed, "I went to forty or fifty sets in a month." At such times, our low salary can only show that we are disobedient, have problems in our practices, have failed to grasp new friends, and have no passion to drive offline invitations. At this time, you will feel that what they said is reasonable and agree. In fact, it is impossible to get so many sets of orders. A monthly salary of 10,000 for a B-level manager is absolutely deceptive.

Why not eat and stay in a hotel? As long as you develop well, you can afford a hotel with a salary of 10 thousand yuan. But although we succeeded, our relatives and friends at the bottom are still eating the same pot and sleeping on the floor. We have squandered all this money, so we might as well save it to support the bottom team or honor our parents. Do you want to stay in a hotel or rent a house? The leaders nearby will definitely say that they are willing to rent a house, and they will vividly say that staying in a hotel is not only difficult to put products, but also unsafe, easy to lose things and too expensive. At this time, when they see your gradual recognition, they will strike while the iron is hot to cheer you up: Grade B is a transitional period, and when you reach Grade A, you will come to the company with good conditions and high pay.

What about the packing fee of 10 thousand yuan? The new B-level manager won't get paid until next month. The leader above lent you 3000. If the husband and wife go up, they will lend you 5000. You can use this money to package yourself. At this point, "Little A" told a real joke. There used to be such a B-level manager. At the end of the month before his promotion, he went to buy a discounted good news bird suit. The original price was 3800, and finally he bought it for 2600. Anyway, he wanted to buy it, so he bought it When he went up, the leader gave him 3000 yuan, only enough to buy a suit. He was very angry and got into a fight with the leader above. With such a small amount of money and a pitiful salary, I can't afford brand-name clothes and high-end mobile phones. How can you pretend to be rich? Even staring at discounted brand-name clothes, some leaders get rich first and then do pyramid schemes. In order to put on airs and encourage the following people to invite them, they will spend money to buy a real brand-name dress, and most people will not buy more than 1000 yuan. When I talk about salary later, I will talk about the algorithm of packaging fee in detail. You can get a packing fee of 100 yuan for each set of orders under the B-level network that you just went up, and a total of * * * can get 9300 yuan, so the leader will explain that it is not much worse than 1 10,000 yuan. If we develop 3 or 4 lines, there will be more, not just 1 10,000. Why not get enough at once? It is because many friends are used to living in poverty, the conditions below are poor and they have suffered a lot. Once they see so much money on it, they may squander it at once and have to take it bit by bit.

If you still have ideas after doing these things, the leaders above will take you out. Of course, you have to pay for the trip and other expenses yourself. The MLM organization implements the "AA" system. As for those "ignorant" B-level managers, they will combine hard and soft, intimidate and lure, and come up with their killer weapon: if you don't do it, you will do it, and you will go back and dissolve your downline one by one! This trick really works, because there are many relatives and friends doing it under those B-level managers. Riding a tiger is difficult, there is no way to explain it, so we have to continue to do it.