Humorous jokes containing philosophy

1, a cultural relic collector moved, and he said to the porter: This bottle has a history of two thousand years, so you must be very careful when handling it. ?

Porter:? Don't worry, sir, we will treat him as carefully as a new bottle. ?

2, stone steps ask Buddha:? We are all stones. Why do you want to be worshipped and I want to be trampled?

Buddha sneered:? You only have four cuts to become a stone step, but I have a thousand cuts to become who I am today. If you want to succeed, you have to go through hardships! ?

A few days later, the stone steps brought a companion and found the Buddha statue: this is my cousin, the chopping block, and you told him. ?

Buddha statue:

3. An old man hung his head and wandered on his wheat field path. At this moment, an arrogant young man came over and said to the old man proudly. How ugly it is that you always walk with your head down like this! ?

The old man said: If all the wheat in the field were like you, people would have starved to death. ?

4. Giraffe: You pulled the string on the swing and broke it. Why did you tell others that I broke it?

Monkey:? You are always silent. I thought you were deaf and dumb! I'm sorry for my improper wording in the petition. ?

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