I will show my talents in class next week. Please tell me a joke, something that will make everyone laugh or something.

Men are not drunk, women have no tips, and women are not drunk. Men have no chance.

People are divided into two categories: one is frugal as if to live forever; The other is as extravagant as if he is going to die tomorrow.

A madman broke into the mobile phone shop. After a while, the policeman came and asked, "What about that madman?" The shopkeeper said, "He is watching it with his mobile phone over there!" " "

The telecommunication system is monitoring the mobile phone virus. If W/V is displayed at last, please delete all records in the phone book to avoid damaging the hardware. -

W/V

When the nurse saw 1 the patient drinking in the ward, she went over and whispered, "sweetheart!" "The patient smiled and said," baby. "

Drop your mobile phone from a height of one meter, and you will get unexpected surprises. thank you

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. Just send text messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow.

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Don't be surprised if the goat pulls the cart and the rabbit plows the field; Don't be surprised if the cat treats you and the mouse comes to eat; Because it's the puppy reading the text message.