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The story of Satan?
As we all know, Satan is the head of all evil. When Satan wants to take this person's soul, he will first ask the other person to make three demands, then he will take his soul, and then that person will become his slave. It is said that Satan can dominate the world as long as he gathers 1000 souls, but he will never get more than 1000 for so many years. The following story will have an answer ... Satan and God are actually brothers, because in this world, there are causes and effects and social evils, and everyone will understand. This is an immutable principle, so when the world is established, there must be one who dominates justice, one who dominates evil, one who dominates light and one who dominates dark hell. None of them wants to be a bad person, so they suffer at the same time. When Jesus suffered, he learned to be kind, generous, progressive, forgiving, sympathetic, influential, tolerant and saved. Satan has learned hatred, fear, jealousy, murder, temptation, greed, obscenity, violence, cruelty and destruction ... Everyone knows what happened to Jesus, but who knows what happened to Satan in the third world? Satan I was born in a good family, and his family is very rich. His father is an outstanding member of the royal family. He has received a good education since he was a child, and everything is beautiful in Satan's eyes. Satan's heart is very kind and pure ... Satan's family lives in a small town with only 65,438+0,000 people. After many years, Satan grew up and soon reached the age of choosing a spouse. At this moment, he met the most beautiful girl in this town. The girl's name is Qili, and the girl fell in love with Satan because of his kindness and handsomeness. They got married. At this time, Satan thinks he is the happiest person ... not for long. Satan's father was murdered and died, and all his property was confiscated. Satan's family suddenly became poor, and he became very poor. Even food and clothing is a problem. People who didn't dare to bully him before bully him now. In fact, his former happiness made many people hate him. Those people beat him and bullied him every day. Satan lived this fearful life every day at that time, but he felt much better every time he came home. After all, he still has a beautiful wife, but who knows, God even cruelly took back the only favor he gave him ... Several local bullies got drunk together. When they passed Satan's house, they suddenly had evil thoughts, so they rushed into Satan's house collectively. Satan and his wife are having dinner. Those bullies tied Satan up on the spot and then brutally raped his wife in front of him. No matter how Satan begged them, they didn't hear him. Finally, Lili died of excessive blood loss ... At this time, Satan cursed the bullies mercilessly. Bullies vent their lust and hear Satan's curse. They even cut off Satan's limbs and cut out his intestines with a knife ... then they set a fire and burned Satan alive ... Satan died with pain and resentment. At this moment, he learned jealousy, hatred, fear and murder ... resentment from his evil soul caused a fire. Everyone in the village died overnight ... Satan was reincarnated with 65,438+0,000 people. Satan was born for the second time in a village of 1000 people. The village is full of women, and only Satan is a man. Similarly, Satan has grown up and married his wife, Qi Li, in a previous life. However, due to lack of material resources, all those women want Satan, so. Some used beauty, and the whole village fell into obscenity Satan finally became a man who abandoned his wife, and soon he died of sexually transmitted diseases ... In this life, Satan learned temptation, obscenity and greed. After his death, the evil spirit turned into a flood, and all the people in the village died overnight ... So Satan was reborn with 65,438+0,000 people, and this time he was born. The difference is that this time, except his wife, Qili, everyone in the village was a man for the first two lives. Similarly, he married Qi Li. However, he only married one woman in the village, and all other men were jealous of him. Fighting between people is terrible. Soon he died in a gang fight and was eaten by other men who hated him. After his death, Satan learned violence, cruelty and destruction. Almost everyone in the village insulted him ~ ~ ~ Satan has lost his humanity by this time. He summoned evil spirits, wild animals and zombies to kill and eat people in the village. This is because whenever a person dies, Satan will laugh hysterically. Every time he laughs, he looks ugly. Soon, 1000 people will all die, and they will all die miserably. Satan will also become extremely ugly. He learned all the conditions of the devil through the third Satan, so he became a real devil. This 1000 person is reincarnated, half male and half female. Different from previous generations, they have all become good people, and Satan is no longer reincarnated. When 1000 people reached the age of 18, he invited them to a party, and those people were very happy. It turned out that Satan wanted to collect the souls of 1000 people just after 2 o'clock that night and let him rule the world. In the evening, this 1000 people came to the party happily. They had a good time. The bell rang at 12. Satan suddenly rushed out with a sword to kill people, one by one, and kept killing. He still has a glass in his hand. This wine glass is used to hold the soul. Every time he kills a person, he says an evil spell, that person's soul will turn into a drop of blood and then fall into the cup. Those people. I keep asking myself what I did wrong ... Satan killed people like crazy. Soon, he had 999 drops of blood, and his glass was almost full. At this time, he tried to find the last person. He saw her. A beautiful girl who is crying is sitting in the corner. She is the wife of Satan III, but Satan, who is used to evil spirits, doesn't know him at all. Satan walked up to her and said with a straight face, beauty. I thought you looked familiar, but I had to kill you, so I stabbed the girl in the heart with my sword. At this time, Satan suddenly and inexplicably felt a little pain in his heart and shed a tear. The girl wiped Satan's tears and said to him, Satan, I am your third-generation wife, and I am your only conscience. I belong to you and will always belong to you ... The beautiful soul has not turned into blood, but she has become a small hole under the Satan's cup. Every time Satan receives a drop of blood, it will leak a drop from the small hole at the same time. Therefore, no matter how much Satan receives, it is impossible to fill it one day. Someone asked, why didn't Satan fill that hole? Only Satan knows this problem. ......
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