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A boy tells a story to a girl at night

A. If a boy tells a girl stories every night to put her to sleep, does he love her?

I think love is actually very simple and simple! Love doesn't need to be extravagant, only plainness is true! For love, we do not expect it to be perfect, but we can make it true. . . Today's society is a society filled with emotions. Love has long become a fast food. We don't want it to last forever, but we want to have it once. . . . What will happen in the future? Who can think so far ahead? So love becomes a pillow when you are lonely, a travel companion when you are lonely; it becomes an excuse for some people to achieve their goals, and even becomes a slave to money. . . At this time, love has lost its beautiful aura and become realistic and secular. . . So is there still true love in this society? Yes, but very few. Modern people don't know how to cherish love. When they have it, they suck the essence of love wantonly without watering or fertilizing, so the flower of love will wither in a short time. . . When love goes far, I realize that the beautiful love I have been pursuing so hard was once so close to me. Unfortunately, there is no regret medicine in this world. . . So when you have a beautiful love, cherish it. . . . Loving someone means caring about him and hoping he is happy. His emotions also affect me, but I just want him to be happy. If you love someone just to make him love you, then you have misunderstood the meaning of love. If he can live a happier life without you, then you should be very happy, right? Your help may make both of you feel a lot more relaxed. Friends, why bother worrying so much? There are many unfair things in the world. Fate is destiny, fate is man-made, maybe you are not suitable to be together. Bury that love deep in your heart, and as long as you silently bless him, one day you will also receive God's blessings and meet your true him. Now as long as you have the same mentality as me, you will definitely be happy. There is nothing wrong with loving someone, but we love the wrong person

B. Stories for girls 1. The story of squid

Once upon a time there was a fisherman who fished and caught a squid. Only squid.

The squid begged him: Please let me go, please don’t eat me.

The fisherman said: OK, then I will test you on a few questions. If you answer them, I won’t eat you.

Squid said happily: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the fisherman grilled the squid... 2. What is happiness?

After hearing the question from the little bear, the little rabbit also wanted to find out what happiness was.

So she asked the lion, and the lion said: Happiness is when the person you love also loves you.

She asked the cheetah again, and the cheetah said: Happiness is having expectations.

Finally, she asked the Big Bad Wolf, and the Big Bad Wolf said: Happiness is doing what you want to do.

After getting the answer, the little rabbit happily ran home and told his mother.

Mom said: In fact, you are very happy today

The little rabbit asked: Why?

Mom said: Because you haven’t been eaten yet! fool! 3. The story of the penguin

There is a penguin whose home is so far away from the polar bear’s home that it would take 20 years to reach it by walking.

One day, Penguin was very bored at home and was going to go play with the polar bear. Then he went out, but half way down the road, he realized that he had forgotten to lock the door.

It was already 10 minutes away, but the door still had to be locked, so the penguin walked home again to lock the door.

After locking the door, Penguin set off again to find the polar bear. It took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's house...

Then the penguin knocked on the door and said: "Polar bear, polar bear, The penguin is here to play with you!”

What do you think the polar bear said after he opened the door? "Let's go to your house to play~" 4. The ferocious wolf

The wolf swaggered down the road with a toothpick in its mouth.

The little white rabbit stopped him and said angrily: "Mr. Wolf, you trampled my flowers!"

"Get away from you, you very beautiful rabbit! "The wolf said fiercely, "Open your ruby-like eyes and see clearly, I am Uncle Wolf!"

The little white rabbit blinked, "Uncle, take my flower..."

The wolf interrupted her, "If the uncle hadn't eaten enough today... Huh!"

The little white rabbit's lovely brows were knitted together and she glared at him angrily, "You Just what?"

"I'll tie a bow on your beautiful long ears!" said the wolf fiercely.

5. Female college junior holding gold bricks

One of my buddies has been feeling depressed recently, so I asked him what’s wrong? My buddy said: I recently had a girlfriend who is older than him! I said: What’s wrong with being older than you? Female junior, holding a gold brick! I asked him, how older are you? The buddy said: seven bricks~seven bricks~~

C. What story should I tell my girlfriend at night?

There is such a couple. The girl is very beautiful and very kind. He is understanding and occasionally comes up with some bad ideas to tease the boy. The boy is very smart and sensible. The most important thing is that he has a strong sense of humor. He can always find a way to make the girl laugh when two people get along. Girls like boys very much. Such an optimistic mood. They have always gotten along well. The girl feels for the boy lightly, saying that the boy is like her own relative. The boy loves the girl very deeply and cares about her very much. So whenever they quarrel, the boy will say It's his own fault, his own fault. Even when he really doesn't blame him, he says so. He doesn't want to make the girl angry. So after 5 years, the boy still loves the girl very much, just like before. There is a On the weekend, the girl went out to do errands. The boy originally planned to go find the girl, but when he heard that she had something to do, he gave up the idea. He stayed at home for a day and did not contact the girl. He felt that the girl had been busy and he could not disturb him. He. Unexpectedly, the girl was still thinking about the boy when she was busy, but she didn't receive any news from the boy for a day. She was very angry. After returning home in the evening, she sent a message to the boy, which was very serious. She even mentioned breaking up. It was 12 o'clock in the evening. The boy was so anxious that he called the girl's mobile phone three times in a row, but hung up all the time. No one answered the call at home, so he guessed that the girl had unplugged the phone line. The boy grabbed his clothes and went out. I was going to the girl's house. It was 12:25. The girl received another call from the boy at 12:40. The call came from her mobile phone, but she hung up again. There was no talk all night. The boy did not call the girl again. The next day, the girl received a call from the boy's mother, who was in tears. The boy was in a car accident last night. The police said that he was driving too fast and did not brake quickly, and hit a large truck that was broken down in the middle of the road. The ambulance arrived. At that time, the person was already dying. The girl was so heartbroken that she couldn't cry, but it was useless to regret. She could only miss the joy and happiness that the boy brought to her from bits and pieces of memories. The girl endured the grief and came to the car where the accident stopped. At the scene, she wanted to see the last place where the boy had been. The car had been completely damaged by the crash. There was still blood stains on the steering wheel and dashboard. The boy's mother gave the boy's belongings to the girl, including his wallet. , watch, and the cell phone stained with the boy's blood. The girl opened her wallet, which contained her photo, and the blood stains soaked most of it. When the girl picked up the boy's watch, she suddenly discovered that the hands of the watch stopped at Around 12:35, the girl immediately understood that the boy used his last strength to call her after the accident, but she did not answer because she was still choked. The boy no longer had the energy to dial the phone a second time. He left with infinite attachment and guilt for the girl. The girl never knows what the last words the boy wanted to say to her. The girl also understands that no one will love her more than this boy! 7 signs of falling in love with someone 1. When you are busy, you leave your phone on, waiting for her/his text message... You have fallen in love with her/him 2. If you like to be with her/him Walking alone... you have fallen in love with her/him 3. When you are with her/him, you will pretend not to notice him/her, but when she/he leaves your sight, you will rush to find her/him/ He... you have fallen in love with her 4. When she/he is injured or sick, you will care about her very much and worry for her/him.. You have fallen in love with him 5. When she/he is getting along with others , you will feel that you don’t know the taste... you have fallen in love with her 6. When you see her/his sweet smile, the corner of your mouth will raise a proud smile... you have fallen in love with her/ He... 7. When you see this When writing the article, I thought of someone...

I hope to adopt it

> D. Tell stories to girls

One day it rained lightly and the boy came back.

He finally came back to find his girl, because he finally understood that the blue rose was not a false love, but because she loved him. So, he repented.

When he returned to their home, he was surprised to see the garden full of blue roses. There were large drops of rainwater on the roses, making them crystal clear.

He was so happy that he ran into their home and searched every corner, but could not find his girl.

The girl disappeared.

He ran into the garden full of blue roses while shouting, but still couldn't find the girl, so he panicked. . . In panic he fell to the ground. . .

At this time, he saw a figure that made him tremble. . . A thin figure with a face full of tears crouched in the corner in front of him, (I don’t know whether it was sadness or @The girl became very thin,

The boy was stunned, he cried

He couldn’t imagine what the girl went through after he left. The boy hugged the girl with all his strength. The boy was crying and saying sorry over and over again. At this time, the girl’s face was full of tears. There is a smile on the face. If you look carefully, you will find that it is a happy smile.

E. The love stories boys tell girls are shorter

1 . When she came home from get off work, he was sitting on the sofa, smoking a cigarette with an expressionless face. Suddenly he spoke: "Hey, let me tell you, we have wanted to live together like this for two years, don't you get tired of it. "?"

She stopped changing her slippers, turned around and looked at him blankly: "What did you say?"

He was still expressionless. Expression: "I said, I'm tired."

Her tears flowed out, and she turned around helplessly to wipe them away.

A warm body suddenly hugged her: " How about we get married?"

2. When he has time, he folds paper into heart-shaped origami and gives it to her when he sees her.

How long has this habit been going on? Himself I can’t remember clearly.

One day, she said on the phone: “A waste paper collector came today. I asked the price and sold all the heart-shaped origami you gave me. "

After a pause, "It's just nine yuan. Let's get dressed up and go to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get the certificate."

3. The bus has arrived.

The announcement sounded: Passengers, please take your valuables and get off the bus.

He took her hand and said to her: "Let's go, valuables."

4. He and she have broken up for two years.

For two years, he has habitually opened her blog every day after work to see how she feels during the day.

Sometimes she is happy. , sometimes sad, sometimes lost...

He just watched quietly without making any comments, and even deleted his browsing history

Until it happened. One day, her blog was filled with her wedding photos.

There was a line of small words below: I am getting married, I won’t wait for you anymore, and I won’t update it.

5. A pair. Long-lost lovers met by chance in a foreign country

He asked: How are you?

She answered: I am fine.

He asked: He. OK?

She replied: He is fine.

She asked: How are you?

He replied: I am fine. p> She asked: How is she?

He answered: She just told me that she was fine.

6. He works on the upper floor opposite her office.

They were separated by a street, and she secretly looked up at him every day, guessing his emotions and recording them on Weibo.

One day, he was gone.

Her Weibo update read: He is gone and I am thinking about him.

The next second, there was a comment: Fool, I moved to the floor opposite you, so that I don’t have to look down at you.

7. Boys treat their wives better after marriage than before marriage.

At a party, his friends laughed at him: Why are he still so bored after getting married?

He smiled coquettishly and said: "Before marriage, many boys wanted to chase her, and many boys would be nice to her. I can only chase her by being nice to her; after marriage, I will be nice to her." There are fewer and fewer boys, so I can only keep her from being disappointed by being nicer to her. All I do is to make her happy." After saying that, all the friends present fell silent. No ridicule, only admiration.

8. Snowy night.

He knelt down on one knee, holding her favorite red rose in his right hand and a ring box in his left hand.

She said with a happy face: "Stop making trouble, there are so many people."

He smiled and said: "Then will you promise me?"

She nodded. People around were thunderous.

On the way home, she looked at his slightly hunched back and said, "I have been proposing for marriage for more than ten years. Let's change the wedding anniversary next year."

9. In the subway, the father is holding a large Doraemon doll, and the son is holding a small one.

The son looked at the one in his father's hand eagerly.

Dad said: "Be good, don't make trouble, this is for mommy."

10. The husband was nursing his wife who was about to give birth at the bedside.

The wife asked her husband: "Do you want it to be a boy or a girl?"

Husband: "If it is a boy, we will protect you; if it is a girl, I will protect you two." ”

The girl who is willing to hold hands with you for the rest of her life is your angel, and angels are there to protect you.

F. What stories should boys tell girls

Ghost stories~

G. What stories should boys tell their girlfriends at night

There is such a couple. The girl is very beautiful, very considerate, and occasionally comes up with some bad ideas to tease the boy. The boy is very smart and sensible, and the most important thing is that he has a strong sense of humor. He can always get along with each other. Find ways to make girls laugh. Girls like boys' optimistic mood very much.

They have always gotten along well. The girl feels for the boy lightly, saying that the boy is like her own relative.

The boy loves the girl very deeply and cares about her very much. So whenever there is a quarrel, the boy will say that it is his own fault and that it is his own fault. Even sometimes when he really does not blame him, he does this Said. He didn’t want to make the girl angry.

After 5 years, the boy still loved the girl very much, just like before.

One weekend, the girl went out to do errands, and the boy originally planned to He went to find the girl, but as soon as he heard that she had something to do, he gave up the idea. He stayed at home for a day and did not contact the girl. He felt that the girl had been busy and it was not good for him to disturb him.

Unexpectedly, when the girl was busy, she was still thinking about the boy, but she didn't receive any news from the boy for a day. She was very angry. After returning home in the evening, she sent a message to the boy. The words were very serious. She even mentioned breaking up. At that time, 12 o'clock in the evening.

The boy was so worried that he called the girl's mobile phone. He called the girl three times in a row and hung up all the times. No one answered the phone at home, so he guessed it was the girl.

Put the phone line Pulled it out. The boy grabbed his clothes and went out. He was going to the girl's house. It was 12:25.

The girl received another call from the boy at 12:40, from her mobile phone. She hung up again.

There was no word all night. The boy did not call the girl again.

The next day, the girl received a call from the boy’s mother, who burst into tears on the phone. The boy had a car accident last night. The police said that he was driving too fast and did not brake quickly, and hit a large truck that broke down on the road. When the ambulance arrived, the boy was already dead.

The girl was heartbroken. She couldn't cry, but it was useless to regret. She could only miss the joy and happiness that the boy brought to her from bits and pieces of memories.

The girl endured her grief and came to the accident car parking lot. I wanted to see the last place where the boy stayed. The car had been completely smashed by the collision. There was still blood stains on the steering wheel and dashboard.

The boy’s mother gave the boy’s belongings to him. He took the girl, wallet, watch, and the cell phone stained with the boy's blood. The girl opened the wallet, and there was a photo of her inside, and the blood stains soaked most of it.

When the girl picked up the boy's watch, When she was there, she suddenly discovered that the hands of the watch stopped near 12:35.

The girl instantly understood that the boy used his last strength to call her after the accident, but she herself was still there because she was still there. He was choked and didn't answer the call. The boy no longer had the energy to dial the phone for the second time. He left with infinite attachment and guilt for the girl.

The girl never knows the last thing the boy wants to say to her. What is one sentence? The girl also understands that no one will love her more than this boy!

7 signs of falling in love with someone

1. When you are busy, you leave your phone on, waiting for her/his text message.. You have fallen in love with her /him

2. If you like walking alone with her/him... you have fallen in love with her/him

3. When you are with her/him When she/he leaves your sight, you will pretend not to notice him/her, but when she/he leaves your sight, you will rush to find her/him...you have fallen in love with her

4. When she/he/ When he/she is injured or sick, you will be very concerned about her/him and worry for her/him. You have fallen in love with him/p>

5. When she/he is getting along with others, you will feel overwhelmed. ...you have

Already in love with her

6. When you see her/his sweet smile, a proud smile will appear at the corner of your mouth. You have already fallen in love with her/him

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7. When you read this article, you thought of someone...

H. Give girls a story or joke to tell at night. . . . Thank you

1. Boy: When the sun comes out and the sun shines in the east, I want to have sex with you.

Girl: The Great Wall will never fall. I feel like we are a little small.

Boy: No one is innocent in life, and it doesn’t matter if they make small mistakes.

Girl: Love is always in love through thousands of rivers and mountains, and we may not get married.

Boy: Outside the mountains, there are green mountains and buildings, and now marriages are free.

Girl: Since ancient times, heroes have been born young, so you have to hurry up and make money.

Boy: The strong will have the strong, and we all have the car and money.

Girl: There must be a way to reach the mountain. Where will you live after getting married?

Boy: A hero’s true character never changes. If you want to live in a high-rise building, let’s buy one.

Girl: No matter how long it takes, how many years can you love me?

Boy: The moon represents my heart, which will last forever.

2. When they first enter the school, the whole class introduces themselves. A male classmate walked up to the podium: "My name is Wang Peng, from Beijing, and I love playing chess!" After saying that, he went down. The next person was a girl. The girl shyly walked onto the podium and introduced herself uneasily: "I... My name is Xia Qi...".

I. Give girls good stories or jokes to tell at night. . . . Thank you

1. Boy: When the sun comes out and shines brightly in the east, I want to have sex with you.

Girl: The Great Wall will never fall. I feel like we are a bit like children.