Chatting with girls in foreign countries is an interesting topic.

Now many boys are always chatting with girls, or want to find a topic to talk about. Despite frequent chatting, the relationship with girls has not gone further, let alone developed into a boyfriend and girlfriend.

Although everyone knows to try to be humorous, they don't know how to express it. Finally, humor became funny.

So, I will introduce some humorous ways to pick up girls for you to see.

Talking about humorous topics with girls;

A sense of humor is to exaggerate, misinterpret and say something in an unexpected way, so that girls can feel a wonderful humorous atmosphere.

1. rhetorical question

Use some nonsense to return the question to the opposite sex, so that the other person's mood cares about you.

Examples are as follows:

Woman: "There was a boy who was very kind to me recently. Do you think I should accept him? "

Man: "I see you are kind to me, too, or I will reluctantly accept your love for me?"

When the opposite sex asks you such a question, you can use the rhetorical question above to make girls answer the question and stimulate their girls' emotions.

My colleague is a very nice person. He has a new girlfriend every week. The point is that his ex-girlfriend can't forget him. Once he had a drink and told me that you should attract girls instead of chasing them. As long as you can arouse their emotions and make them remember you, any girl can catch up. At this time, he told me that all these changes were due to watching a love manipulation, which really talked about a lot of dry goods. Later, I attracted my current girlfriend with the methods and skills inside, and suggested that single friends can go and have a look. It is really dry goods. There is an electronic version online, and the manipulation of love is available online. But I think it's ok to take off the list. Don't hurt other girls blindly.

Misunderstand each other

Use the thinking routine of the opposite sex and then guide it skillfully.

The demonstration is as follows:

Female: "Hum"

Man: "That's what the pig said. Oh, it can only hum. "

Female: "I dare not go out at night. I am super scared. "

Man: "What are you afraid of? It's not dangerous to go out like this. Moreover, I can protect you! "

Woman: "sleepy."

Man: "Come to my bed."

Woman: "I just want to have a quiet sleep."

Man: "Then I don't want to sleep with you."

Man: "I suddenly found that you are very temperament, especially the selfie in the circle of friends, which is particularly beautiful."

Female: "(shy)"

Man: "Adding a little red flower to your head will be the icing on the cake. Thieves are like female stars. "

Woman: "Huh?"

Man: "Like a flower, haha!"

Man: "Have I seen you before?"

Woman: "Huh?"

Man: "if I have seen you, I will take you to my house and close the curtains, hehehehehe!" " "

Female: "(shy)"

Man: "I'll tell you later."

Man: "My coat is luminous."

make fun of

Use a teasing tone to alleviate the problems of the opposite sex.

The demonstration is as follows:

Woman: "Do you think Zhu Yilong is handsome or Bai Yushuai?"

Man: "They are not as handsome as you, not as handsome as when you pick your nose."

Man: "Picking your nose shows that you are a girl who stresses hygiene."

Man: "I have never seen such a girl." Haha. "

A wave of slight teasing makes the opposite sex mood fluctuate. When they talk about you with a red face, the atmosphere will be very harmonious and happy.

4. Transmission of sexual tension

Usually add some sexual tension to the chat, but remember, this method must be used according to your familiarity with the relationship.

The demonstration is as follows:

Woman: "Where have you been? I waited until the flowers were gone! "

Man: "Almost, my third leg almost accelerated."

Woman: "I don't accept sister-in-law's training. It's impossible for us."

Man: "It's interesting to see mature girls, but if some places are more mature, maybe I will appreciate you more."

Man: "Let's have a real adventure. If we lose, we must tell the truth. Liars have boys with little brothers and girls with little brothers. "

Woman: "Stop playing, I don't want to tell you the truth!" " "

Man: "Generally, people who play games with me are paid. Typing every time 150 yuan, voice every time 200 yuan, if you chat naked, 520 yuan. "

Are you still worried about not catching up with the opposite sex? ! Will you still feel hurt because there is no one? ! Are you still sleepless all night because you can't catch the school flower? !

No matter how good the idea is, it will get twice the result with half the effort! If you are always rejected, failed and disappointed on the road of life. Then why don't you be a humorous boy and have a pleasant chat with her in your mind!