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The content and artistic features of slave praise (term explanation question)

Slave Feng Nong 51~552008-12-13 20:32 Chapter 51

My throat was pinched by invisible fear, and my whole body trembled.

"What do you want?" I asked hoarsely.

The second prince found it funny, snorted softly, and asked: "What do you think I want? Tsk tsk, you look like a frightened little wolf, which is particularly lovable. How pitiful. Hey, he's covered in blood again..." His face was gloomy and uncertain, which made me uneasy.

"Old Sun," the second prince turned around and asked with a smile: "What would you say if the ninth brother came to watch this good show?" He smiled maliciously and arrogantly.

Butler Sun bowed down flatteringly and said: "It's rare for the master to cherish the Ninth Prince so much and not forget him even when good things happen. But..." He frowned pretendingly: "I'm afraid that the Ninth Prince won't be able to bear it. He's so angry that he's so angry."

"You also know that he's so angry?"

"This..." Hearing that the second prince's words were not good, Butler Sun lowered his head immediately. , hesitated not knowing how to flatter.

The second prince's expression changed, and he snorted coldly: "You know that Ninth Brother will be angry, but you dare to give me such a bad idea?"

I also see the strange peaks standing out like this. He was dumbfounded. If his hands hadn't been pressed, he would have clapped his hands on the spot.

Cold sweat ran down Butler Sun's face, and he trembled and said, "Yes, yes, I'm useless, I came up with a bad idea." He quickly slapped himself twice in the mouth.

The second prince stared at me and said faintly: "I will destroy you. If the ninth brother is sad and then throws away his hand in a month or two, it will only ruin a stubborn little guy. If the ninth brother is sad for a lifetime, Wouldn’t you destroy a prince? Destroy one of my biological brothers?”

He said this word by word, and his image in my mind suddenly became much brighter.

The Second Prince sighed, turned his head and said, "Take him down so that I won't be angry. You... all go down." The figure behind him actually looked a bit sad and lonely.

I was brought back to the house in a bloody state. Jin Mei stood at the door and watched many people coming from a distance. When she saw my appearance clearly, she was startled and hurriedly stepped forward to help me get on the bed.

"How could this happen?" She gently helped me slowly pick out the rags stuck to the wound and cried: "It took me a day or two to be sensible, but my old habits have returned. You ...Don’t you feel uncomfortable if you don’t get beaten?”

I frowned and kept moaning softly. After hearing what she said, I nodded and said, “Yes, the beating I received today is better than the previous few days. It's much better to hold it in for a long time. Let me tell you, when I saw Sheng'er, I felt like I was alive." Jin Mei's mouth tightened and she picked the wound neatly with her hand.

"Ah! It hurts!"

"Don't you feel happy? I'll make you happy!" She seemed to have returned to the aggressiveness of the past, put her hands on her hips and said: "Where can I be like you? What kind of person? I don’t want to think about how distressed the people around me are..." The voice gradually calmed down, and a few more tears fell.

She was used to taking care of my wounds. She was careful and didn't hurt me again. After the bandage was done, she invited Butler Sun over and asked the kitchen to prepare a bowl of black fish soup.

Steward Sun said with a fake smile: "Oh, Aunt Jin Mei, look at this cold weather, where can I find black fish soup?"

"Steward Sun, this is the place. Dangdang Wangfu, let alone black fish soup, even the more difficult ones can be made. "

"Hey, you are right, but it also depends on whether the person who drinks it is worthy of it. ?" Steward Sun looked at me and said coldly: "You think Brother He is still the master? Bah, I still have his slave deed. If he offends the master today, he may have to sleep with firewood at night. Go to the room. When the time comes, your Aunt Jin Mei will have to leave.”

“You...” Jin Mei’s eyes widened and she stood up suddenly.

Butler Sun joked: "Why, you want to show off? You don't even look at this place? I thought you were just a girl from the Ninth Prince's Palace before, but now I ask you to come in and be a slave of the Second Prince's Palace. It's considered a compliment." You."

Jin Mei gritted her teeth and trembled for a long time. Finally, he swallowed his breath and sat down again.

"You can wait for the black fish soup slowly. I won't be waiting for you, Old Sun." Butler Sun hummed a tune and walked away unsteadily.

I lay on the bed, looking at Jin Mei’s face with embarrassment. I don’t know why, but I felt it was a bit funny, so I tried to persuade her: “Don’t be angry, what’s the point of being angry with those slaves?”

Unexpectedly, this sentence just hit Jin Mei’s lungs.

"I am also a slave." She glared at me bitterly, but finally couldn't bear it. She stood up and rubbed her hands and said, "I will go to the kitchen to make porridge myself. I can't starve us to death." Really. The storm is gone.

I wanted to take a nap, but the pain on my back was so constant that I couldn't fall asleep at all, so I had to close my eyes and wait for Jin Mei's porridge.

I heard footsteps approaching, and slowly, someone lifted the blanket covering Xu's back, revealing the wounds inside.

"Cold..." I muttered.

One hand, with a little fragrant plaster, carefully applied it on my wound.

Faintly, the burning pain on my back dissipated little by little.

I groaned: "It feels so comfortable..." When I opened my eyes, I was suddenly shocked.

"What? Are you surprised to see me?" The second prince showed a kind smile like a Bodhisattva and helped me apply medicine along the way.

"Not surprised." I shook my head. Who in this palace could give me such a good medicine? I swallowed and said carefully: "Can you ask Sister Jin to wipe it for me?"

"Oh? Why?"

Because with your unpredictable temperament, I'm afraid that if you rub it, something will go wrong, and you will rub salt into my wound.

I looked at the second prince’s face and decided that it would be better not to tell the truth: “No reason.”

After countless painful lessons, I finally know when to “know the current affairs.” He is a hero." Master knew that he would be so happy that he cried for three days.

The second prince sighed and asked: "You hate me very much, don't you?"

I treated this question like a hero and kept my mouth shut tightly.

The second prince said to himself: "I think you hate it. Alas... Actually, I am not such a cruel person, and I have not been mean to you since I took you to the palace. With fine clothes, fine food, gold and silver jewelry, and beautiful servants, I treat you like a beloved. I don’t understand why you have to mess with me. Why can’t you forget your ninth brother? I am a prince, the future emperor, right? You're just being obedient... you just want someone who treats me sincerely."

He burst into tears as he spoke. I think no one else has ever seen the second prince so sad.

Unfortunately, speaking these words to me is no different from playing the harp to a cow.

I interrupted him: "Second Prince, will you continue to lock me up and not let me see the young prince?"

The second prince suddenly closed his mouth and his expression changed. After a change, he held back his anger and asked: "I have said so much to you, but you don't take it to heart?"

"Yes, I do." I repeated his last sentence. One sentence: "You just want someone who treats you sincerely. But there are so many people in the world, why do you want me? I belong to the young prince and Sheng'er."

He This time, his face really changed. He was stunned for a long time and reluctantly said: "What are you lacking? I will rely on you in everything and give you the best in the world. Can Sheng'er give it to you? Can he be so patient? Do you love you? You have been in the palace for so many days, but I have never forced you to do anything. If he treats you well, I can treat you better, a hundred times, a thousand times, ten thousand times..."

I wondered: "What do you want when you toss me over and over like this? I have already agreed to be your slave, but you still refuse to let us be together."

"I want your sincerity." The second prince sighed loudly and said the final answer seriously.

This answer, according to what the young prince said in the past, is my greatest ability in this life, which makes people laugh or cry.

I blinked and sighed loudly: "Oh, Second Prince...sincerity must be exchanged for sincerity."

As soon as these words came out, the Second Prince seemed like It's like being held by Sun Wukong's immobilization method.

"You..."

"I have never seen anyone exchange gold, silver and jewelry for a heart, haha." Others say I am stupid, but I think the second prince is even more stupid.

"You..." The second prince's face was really beautiful, and all the colors came to his face.

He yelled: "You are so presumptuous!"

The roar shook the roof, and suddenly there was a clang outside the house. I turned around and saw that it was Jin Mei who came over with porridge. She was frightened by the second prince's roar. Shocked, the whole pot dropped to the door, spilling hot air all over the floor.

Before I started to laugh at Jin Mei, she suddenly didn’t even care about the pot on the floor, threw herself into the room and knelt at the feet of the second prince, crying: "Master, he is still seriously injured, you... don't Angry..."

The second prince looked at me angrily, not paying attention to the pleading Jin sister at his feet.