A joke dubbed in Maanshan dialect.

When the bell rang, the teacher smiled and said to the whole class, "Students who are clamoring for school should not panic, and they will not delay class. Please don't chat with people who eat instant noodles. Tell the students playing poker in the back row to be quiet, and don't affect the sleep of the students in the front row. Students who look at the scenery by the window are called students who play basketball on the playground, so that I can arrange my homework. The students on the road remember to inform the students in the Internet cafe about today's homework. "

A Dai and his wife often quarrel. Wife angry: I am your wife because others don't sympathize with you. A Dai retorted: You finally succeeded! Now everyone sympathizes with me for this.