Cute and funny quotes

Collection of Cute and Funny Quotations

I wish I could spend a long time with someone who suits my taste. We can eat meat together, eat meat, and eat meat together. Although there is only one sentence to express our feelings, it can truly reflect our current mood. Those one-sentence classic quotations also contain the philosophy and wisdom of life. Below are the classic quotes I compiled, I hope you like them.

From now on I will only show you cuteness, okay?

?Why are you crying?

?Am I moved by myself?

I cannot stretch the length of life, but I can expand the width of life. I look thin to you when I am fat, so as not to look ugly to you when I am thin.

Teacher: That classmate, if you don’t listen to the class, then you can go out. It's not honest to go out. Let me draw a circle for you. ?

Heckle classmates: ?There is no WLAN outside the circle~?

It’s time to "I don’t want to take a shower," "I don’t want to leave the bathroom," and "Let me die in there. In the "bed and quilt" season, it's really hard to have to wander between life and death three times a day

? Bah! My ears are perked up, just listen to this Xinyiwu "The Promised Day"

?What is it like to take a math class?

?Do you know what it means to watch an American TV series without subtitles?

He Wenxuan once said something to Li Qingyuan: You The reason why you are not GAY yet is because you have not yet met a man who makes your heart beat. ?Running here and there looking at "Never Forget"

"Let the conflicting father and son recognize each other'

It is simply impossible to 'let the son tell his father that I was wrong'

< p> Is it as difficult as asking a father to bow his head to his son and say sorry?

I really don’t understand that adults always ask us younger generations to give up our seats to our elders'

But when we do After becoming adults'

We stand on our own side'

Just to give up our seats to our elders'

But the elders don't accept it?

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Still standing on the battlefield with our juniors, where are the dissatisfactions?

The only two things I can do in my study life are to watch the top students’ performance and watch the couple’s show. Love

The grades are very dangerous, but I have to warn you. Why don’t you know? Please don’t give me exercises. I panicked myself

Even the tip of my pen was about to pause the exam. I finally got closer and thought about it again. It’s so strange that you are determined to say bye

It feels so dark in front of you, especially when you look at my various efforts. The function images in the book slowly make me clear and almost suffocate me. Please girl

But I only I want to finish writing you and finish your after-school questions. Those difficult questions make me a little uncertain (I almost feel angry)

The figure of the top student is stuck in my heart and wipes out the passion from my eyes. No matter how big the problem is, you should look at it all here, otherwise you will surely regret it slowly

I growl growl growl you and I growl growl growl you and I growl growl growl you

If you don’t study, there will be Crisis

Once, Bai Bai and TAO went to have a late-night snack together, and usually paid the bill in vain. This time, Bai Bai followed suit and deliberately did not bring his wallet. After eating, Bai Bai said: "Oh, I forgot to bring my wallet." What should I do? I saw TAO slowly take out the empty wallet from his pocket, and then said: "I know you lost it, so I brought it for you?"

Lu Han: "Shixun" , I want to ask you a question, how did you get into the SM company?

Wu Sehun: When I was in grade one, I was eating fried rice cakes on the side of the road and was discovered by a talent scout, and then I came to SM.

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Wu Shixun: ? Lu Guo, how did you get into SM company?

Lu Han: ? Ah? Oh, I came in through the gate? The topic terminator really deserves his reputation.

Which one do you choose, wifi or EXO?

EXO?

Why?

Because they come with their own router And Wuxian.com?

　(Part 1)

Oyue Lao! Can you not use the inferior red rope from the village to marry me? It breaks every now and then~~~

In fact, all in all, it is the worry of the parents. The elders once asked you to be your best self in everything. They left everything for you to study because you were still young. How can you step out of the circle? Outside, they are all within the scope of the elders, so there is no need to worry about you making mistakes. Even if you are wrong, the elders can make up for it in time. Now, instead of relaxing, the strangeness of your own behavior and following your footsteps is all up to you. No matter how you grow up, you will always be that careless child in the eyes of your parents and elders.

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Even if you don’t win the lottery?

But there are always free previews?

A good thing?

What is enough?

What is contentment and knowing?

The way to satisfaction? < /p>

Mathematics is a magical subject. There are physical education teachers who don’t know how to calculate money when buying football, librarians who don’t know how many books there are in the library, and class teachers who don’t know how many students are in the class. There are weirdos who don’t know which store to go to, there’s the crazy pool manager who pumps water while pumping it in, there’s the perverted old farmer who keeps rabbits and chickens together and he doesn’t know how many, there’s the funny fruit farmer who sells apples regardless of their weight. There are drivers who don’t know whether they will rear-end each other, Xiao Ming who drinks juice while adding water, and two people A and B who keep running.

If your boyfriend is Wu Shixun, when you want to grab something from a high place But when he couldn't get it, what would Oh Sehun say when he saw it? You idiot, wouldn't you ask me to help you?

If your boyfriend was Park Chanyeol, Park Chanyeol would touch your head when he saw it and say, "Why don't you ask me to help you?" You need to grow taller, you fool. ?

If it were Baekhyun, he would say: ?Don’t look at me, I can’t get it either!?

Lu Guo asked Xingxing: ?When you see me when you are bored, you will What do you think of?

Xingxing said: "Smoke." ?

Lu Guo asked why

Are you lonely and bored and want to kiss me so you compare me to smoke?

Xingxing said: No, I just want to smoke you because I am bored. ?

Genetics calmly tells us: cross-species love is destined to have no good results. "Three Lives, Three Worlds, Ten Miles of Peach Blossom"

? I just missed my homework and didn't finish it, so comfortable. ?

? Academic master! Which two subjects are missing?

? Liberal arts and science!?

Why should girls care about each other so much, after all, after dozens of We have been going to square dance together every year...

I think... Just think about it

If you are really hungry, call me. I'll chew some snacks for you.

I'll give you Tai Chi Jizhi syrup, please don't follow me anymore.

? I want to turn your broken hazelnut heart into thick chocolate, so that we can become complete and delicious.

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? Love or not, give me a one-word answer? No? Are you not good at math? Try again?

Sometimes I feel that I am unreasonable and even doubt it. Not half of the people in the world like me

I like you, I must like you, but I still like myself the most

She said she was not drunk but she was shaking and crying You said you love her very much but you didn’t give her a home

I told you that I like you and I won’t lose any flesh, but I just don’t dare

What’s wrong with me? At least I’m obscene. Lustful and lustful, radiant, oh so frank and magnanimous

When I was a child, I loved playing hide-and-seek. After others hid it, I would go home to eat.

"If I can pass this final exam, I will definitely start a new life next semester."

My lovely Christmas father-in-law, I don’t want candy, I don’t want chocolate, I don’t want new clothes, you are here on Christmas Eve Put my lover in my big socks. Please keep your head outside. Thank you

I have to endure being hungry and missing you

? I like you and you like me too, okay?

I originally wanted to give you a super cute New Year gift, but the TM courier wouldn’t let me get into the box. . .

Suddenly it felt like he was the only one in this life.

Don’t call me fat, I will think you are jealous that I eat better than you.

Make a small bun with your favorite fillings in winter.

? Do you have super powers? Yes, I like you very much?

Suddenly I feel like I am the only one in this life.

?Don’t scold me, don’t hate me, don’t tell me to get lost, okay? Even though I’m thick-skinned and shameless, my heart still hurts?

The reason why my feet get cold easily is because of my legs. It’s too long and the altitude is too high to supply blood. I finally found the reason why my feet have been cold for so many years...

I look in the mirror every day and ask, "Mirror, mirror, who is the cutest person in the world?" "The mirror shows my appearance every time. Oh, Yinjia is so shy

If you like it, just confess it! Can't you see that Like means immediately?

The little fairy from heaven< /p>

Those who are very good-looking but don’t know it are really pitiful and hateful, so please remind me often

I guess you will fall in love with me, right?< /p>

I’m cool and I don’t like the people you all like because I can’t win over you

? What kind of professional flirt are you?

Don’t forget to talk to the one you like. People say good night

When you can’t find a good angle for your selfie, you have to realize that you look better in person than in the photo

The cutest person in the world The cutest person is in my mirror!

.The person I like may not have long eyelashes, may not have fair skin, may not wear a white shirt, may not be able to play basketball, maybe it is you< /p>

You are fog and wind, I am happy that you are still strong

"Huh, I don't want you to grow an inch of nose if you want to." After I said it indignantly, I secretly went to look in the mirror in a panic< /p>

Do you know that you are so naughty in my heart

It is said that there are four types of girls who are difficult to find a partner for: those who don’t like makeup, those who are more nerdy, those who have a strong personality, and those who can’t. I was so coquettish and cute that I burst into tears after knowing the truth

I lost my temper and was scared myself, afraid that others would hit me.

It’s windy outside, if you have anything to say in bed,

You’re not even worthy of me washing your hair.

In this world where everyone gets what he wants, I just want to marry you

I also want to hang out in the sun and wind all day long, hide and seek with the blue sky, and have someone to take me home in the evening.

I hope life is as simple as eating your favorite roasted gluten and feeling satisfied and smelling the delicious smell and feeling comfortable.

You said you were good-looking, so I just tolerated it. It's a bit long and I like the look. What do you want me to do?

Because of your words of "take care" back then, I haven't lost weight for so many years

How does he not know that I am a prodigal in the arms of one person and lying in the arms of thousands< /p>

Leaving in a big way is just a test. Real leaving is silent without saying goodbye

I don’t like others to like you, and I don’t like you to like others because I like you.

< p>In the next life, I will live next door to your house and let us be our childhood sweethearts. ;