A joke clip with a stomachache.

Laugh wildly! Classic talked back to the teacher angrily.

In the math class of senior three, the teacher wrote on the blackboard, and the bottom was in a mess. The teacher couldn't bear it: students, keep your voice down!

A buddy said: Teacher, you will get used to it! The teacher fainted!

All high schools must wear school uniforms. . There is a repeat student who never wears it. . . The teacher in charge of this field squats at the door to inspect every day. .

One day. . The teacher saw that the classmate was not wearing a school uniform. . Ask him why he doesn't wear it. . This classmate was furious and said, my mother is not dead. . Why are you wearing mourning clothes? .

The teacher was sweating like a pig. . .

The teacher dragged on and said, "I have one last thing to say ...",

A strong man in the back row shouted, "strong twist is not sweet!" " , silence ...

"The teacher's face was livid ... class was over" ... sweating. ...

I remember when I was doing geometry in junior high school, the math teacher was furious ~ ~ and took two books and smashed the platform: "* * *, yours."

Why are the answers the same? Plagiarism from ........... # ...! ! ! ! ! ! "

I only heard the following whisper: "Great minds think alike."

When I was in junior high school, I liked a few boys to shoot butterflies after class (it's really boring to think about it now). As a result, a classmate was too excited. When the bell rang, the math teacher shouted.

He didn't answer several times. Five minutes after class, the students ran to the door and called to report.

The teacher said angrily, "I call the dog and it wags its tail!" "

The classmate whispered, "I don't have a tail …" The whole class burst into laughter, and even the teacher couldn't help it …

One of my brothers was in an advanced mathematics class, and the teacher asked, "Calculus is a very useful subject. What is the goal of our study of calculus?

My brother: No cavities!

In Chinese class, the teacher said: In fact, weasels don't eat chickens, which is what scientists have to experience.

From the experiment. Once a chicken and a weasel are put together,

Guess what happened the next day?

The classmate replied: The chicken is pregnant.

Yesterday's exam, we copied it casually in the examination room. Copying was not allowed on the fourth floor, so we all waited outside. Someone secretly handed the answer to the students inside through the back door.

The pp teacher who took the exam stared at the students at the back door.

Show the students a dirty sentence &; Quot what are you looking at? Aren't you dating someone? & ampquot

One day, I had two political lessons in succession. No one cleans the blackboard after the first class. The political teacher saw it in the second class and asked angrily, "Why don't the students on duty clean the blackboard?"

At this time, a very confident voice said, "whoever pollutes will be treated!" " "The whole class laughed, and the teacher's face was like a cooked crab.

In the third grade, there was a painting teacher who was very famous. A newspaper had a big report and photos, so he was there.

I boasted in class: "Recently, some students always told me,

Teacher, you are really nice. You have published photos in the newspaper ... "

Me: "Looking for inspiration?"

Results: The teacher stared at me for at least 5 minutes, and then gave a lecture.

Senior three, geometry teacher, a BT old lady, boasting and annoying. One day in class: "I am highly valued by the Municipal Education Bureau, and they always invite me to go."

Studying the problem together, every time I pick up the car ... the car is delivered "(note: the old southerner deliberately paused here to emphasize the tone).

Me: "Three rounds?"

Results: I was banned from geometry class from now on.

When I was in high school, my English teacher (a middle-aged woman in her fifties) thought that several boys wouldn't listen, so she cursed, "What are you thinking?"

"I miss you!" So I answered.

After half a silence, the teacher pointed at me.

Blame again: you smelly rascal!

In high school, I had my first labor class. The teacher was an old man and introduced himself: "My name is Wu Shushan."

I immediately replied: "Looking at Chang 'an in the northwest, there are countless poor mountains. "

The whole class laughed, and the teacher was livid and punished me for doing heavy work.

Cold ~ ~ Press: "Looking at Chang 'an in the Northwest, Poor Countless Mountains" is taken from Xin Qiji's "The Book of Bodhisattva Man in the Mouth of Jiangxi"

In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the questions. This classmate is in a daze and can't say anything. ...

The teacher said, "Is that all right? I won't scream either! "

Classmate: "Cheep."

Teacher ... Khan.

In photography class, a classmate photographed two children in the fountain.

Playing, the teacher asked, "What is this picture?"

A sentence came from below: "Yuanyang plays in the water."

Everyone laughed wildly ~ ~ ~

I think our high school math teacher is the most classic. A girl in my class listened to the walkman in the back row again, and her ears were blocked, so she spoke loudly. She said to her deskmate, let me know when the teacher comes. Almost all the students heard it.

Teachers are no exception. Look at my classmates and say, I'm not going.

In Chinese class, a classmate used a tape recorder in the last row to play Zhou Hua's cheap songs, which were very light.

After the teacher vaguely heard it, he asked, "Who is singing? . . . . . Stop singing. "

There's a lot of sweat below us,

The teacher asked again, but no one answered, so the teacher went on.

Let's look at it one by one. . . Then I walked next to this classmate (the tape recorder was turned off) and took a photo.

Pat the classmate on the shoulder and say "Don't sing in class"

. . . . . To laugh wildly/noisily

The chairman of the flag-raising ceremony made a thought report: "... I am the son of the people of China."

The following students said, "I'm from China."

Once my classmate was late for class, the teacher asked him where he had been, and he answered without thinking:&; Quot I shit &; quot

Laughter,

The teacher said: Can you speak softly?

He thought for a moment and replied: I went to the bathroom ~

We laugh wildly ~ ~ ~

Haha, when we were in high school, the exam was coming. We had a geography class with the teacher on it.

Give us a place name. Let's answer the question of minerals, saying that many places are old.

The teacher suddenly asked:&; Quot what is produced in Jiangnan? & ampquot

The boys in the class answered with one voice:&; quot

Beauty comes from Jiangnan! !

During the self-study class, the academic director came in and asked the monitor, "Help me find two people, I want class flowers.".

So the monitor organized the whole class to vote for the class flower. After one class, they finally unified their opinions and chose the most PL MM in the class.

So the two MM shyly went to the director, who said, "Come with me to the Academic Affairs Office, I want to move flowers. . . "

Sitting in the last row to sleep, next to the back door of the classroom, my deskmate wakes me up every time after class, and then I go straight out of the classroom to bathe in the sunshine.

Once in class, the teacher asked me to answer questions for the first time. I was awakened by my deskmate while sleeping. I got up and pushed the door out of the classroom.

Five minutes later, I felt strange outside the classroom and rushed back to the classroom. Both teachers and students were frightened.

In high school, the political teacher said in class? : "The capitalist one."

Some developed countries, especially the United States, always bully other countries when they are strong. we

Socialist China wouldn't do that. Even if it is strong, it will not bully others ... "

The deskmate replied, "If you don't bully others, how can you know if you are strong?"

The whole class laughed and the teacher ran away! ! !

When I was in senior three, once, the math teacher arrived in the remedial class very late and told us:&; Quot It turns out that after the college entrance examination, I will sit on the bridge at the school gate every day, waiting for my grades. I will be very happy if your grades are good &; quot

Me: & quot If your grades are not good, jump off the bridge at once! & ampquot It's not loud. I'm just going to tell my deskmate. I didn't expect everyone to hear it, because the classroom was too quiet.

The whole class burst into laughter and the teacher was speechless.

I remember when I was in VC class, the teacher's hand

The phone rang suddenly, and the teacher said, "Hello ~ ~ ~ ~ ~",

I said "Xiao Li"

When I was in high school, there was an experiment in chemistry to replace silver ~

At that time, one of my classmates succeeded in replacing ~ shouting: teacher! There is really silver coming out! Then he said, teacher, why don't you sell money? (Note: teacher and daughter)

The teacher didn't listen, but also replied: selling silver is not something that can be sold casually, and it needs the permission of the state. .....