Funny jokes dedicated to those school scumbags who used to show off

On the first day of school, I went to the school cafeteria to eat. The line was very crowded and almost everyone was close to each other. The breasts of the girls behind me always accidentally touched my back, so I got hard. I didn’t expect happiness to come so much. Suddenly, "Can you be my boyfriend?" The guy in the front row turned around and said to me. 365 Quotes and Lines Network recommends this funny paragraph to everyone, dedicated to those scumbag students who have ever pretended to be awesome!

Attention new students! Opinions on the implementation of the admissions examination reform have been released!

High school is no longer divided into arts and sciences. The total score of the college entrance examination = the national unified college entrance examination in languages ????and mathematics (foreign languages ??can be tested twice) and high school academic proficiency test scores (14 subjects are taken along with the exam, and the students are from history, geography, politics The results of three optional subjects in science, chemistry, and biology will be included in the total score). Increase the number of rural students attending key colleges and universities, and increase the college entrance examination admission rate in the central and western regions and the most populous provinces.

No matter how you change it, a top student will still be a top student, and a bad student will still be a bad student!

After passing the college entrance examination, you still have to look at your appearance!

Obviously, the system is a poor student and the system has to turn on some academic mode. It not only consumes power but also causes lag.

Dedicated to those scumbag students who used to show off.

The blood of the academic master hidden in my body, I order you in the name of a scumbag student: Lift the seal! .........The seal is too strong and the unsealing fails!

Look! Another genius is born! !

Let’s see how you take shortcuts in the future!

On September 1, the 200-meter circular track on the roof of the No. 2 Primary School in Chicheng Street, Tiantai County, Zhejiang Province was officially opened. The primary school has insufficient land for construction and can only build a 200-meter circular track on the top of the fourth floor of the teaching building. This design plan has represented China in the "14th Venice International Architecture Biennale".

PE teacher: Let’s all gather on the rooftop!

Teacher, will you force me to run five thousand again? Believe it or not, it will jump to you every minute?

From then on, the meeting on the rooftop after school and the meeting on the playground after school were organically integrated.

But is this really safe? What should students who are afraid of heights do? What should I do if the vibration causes collapse? Although the idea is very good, the safety of teachers and students must be ensured.

"Wukong, why have you turned into a dog?" "Holy shit, can you stop looking at me and save me first?"

If you get into a car accident, you still need help from others. You like it, is this really good?

A cement tanker rolled over on the highway. The driver ran back into the cockpit and calmly checked WeChat. He also said: "Comrade police, this is my first time in an accident. I want to post it on WeChat Moments." The policeman was not calm anymore. At Shu Mi's request, the driver slowly came out of the cockpit.

I saw a girl getting an intravenous drip in the hospital. The nurse came over and said to the girl: You are almost done with the intravenous drip. Did you take a selfie? If you don't take the picture, take it quickly. I'm going to pull out the needle soon. (This girl is a bit cold)

A family saw the house on fire and was unable to put out the fire, so they decided to take a group photo with the whole family. This is how life should be, if you can't change it, just face it calmly! (net)

I am not here to win or lose, I am serious.

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