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Who is your most impressive roommate so far and why?

So far, my most impressive roommate deserves to be the "old eight" in our university dormitory. Why do you put quotation marks? Because old eight is not really old eight, she is actually the boss.

Unlike ordinary dormitories, our dormitories are arranged according to age, but we are arranged according to the order of being in the dormitory when we enter school. Because Lao Ba arrives at the latest, although she is the oldest and can only be called Lao Ba, we usually call her Bajie.

Let's talk about why Bajie started writing the school newspaper at the latest. That's because people go to earn money. On the first day of bed, she shouted the slogan, "I want an annual salary of one million." At that time, I was almost impressed by her ambition. What a young man with goals, I was ashamed of my bookishness.

I reread it three times in my senior year, and my age is basically three or four years older than our other roommates. So I look older, and I don't like to talk much at ordinary times, but as soon as I open my mouth, I will talk a lot, and I will talk eloquently for a set of reasons, which simply shocked my poor Chinese level.

Old eight people are quite enthusiastic. Every time my quilt sheets need to be replaced after washing, she will help me, because I am always all thumbs, and slowly we will be fine.

But Lao Ba is mysterious and always likes to be alone. She studies very hard, getting up the earliest and going to bed the latest every day. What impressed me deeply was that every time we finished the exam, we would discuss the exam situation. If she does well in this scientific research exam, she will say, "Alas, she didn't answer well in this subject"; If she doesn't do well in one exam, she will say, "well, she did well in this exam." Later, as we all know, if she did well in the exam, she said she was not good, and if she did badly, she said she was good. We are all used to her answer.

Laobajia is relatively close, and it takes two hours by train. She goes back to earn money every weekend, and we don't know what to do. One weekend, she said she would take me home to see the world, so I went with her.

Their home is a bungalow, and many people live in one room. A man in the middle is giving a speech, and everyone is very excited. Later they will shout a slogan or something. Seeing me leave, the speaker shouted, "Let's welcome the newcomers". Everyone turned to look at me and applauded, which embarrassed me.

Later, I crustily skin of head listened to the man's speech there. I'm excited. Everyone is excited. Everyone sitting there expressed some opinions. It feels like bragging. I'm not used to it. Because of introversion, I refused to express my opinions several times. Later, he didn't look for me. After the speech, several people greeted me warmly and said, "Sleep on the floor today, sleep in the hotel tomorrow, and it will be fine later." Come on! " Everyone is in high spirits. When I look at it, isn't it just like pyramid schemes? I was afraid to say at that time, for fear of being left there. If they ask me anything, I will say nothing. I stayed there for one night. The next morning, I said I had work to do at school, so I went back first, but Lao Ba didn't force me to stay. When she went back to school, I analyzed with her that you were pyramid schemes. She wouldn't listen, but she reasoned with me. Her brother was arrested by the public security bureau and released in a few days. He also said that if it is a pyramid scheme, it will definitely not be released. Since it has been published, it means it is not a pyramid scheme. I can't beat her anyway, and I haven't got back together with her since.

? ? In her junior year, she thought it was meaningless to go to school and had to make money while she was young, so she applied for a year off and went home to make money. Later, there were fewer opportunities and less contact.

Now I don't know if she has earned that million.