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Eight words in interesting birthday sentences
2. Happy birthday! I wish you: I am as lucky as an old turtle in the East China Sea. I live longer than a big stone in Nanshan, and I always smile.
May the radio waves drive my blessing: I wish you happiness and good luck. Best wishes for a happy birthday! Happy every day!
4. Happy birthday. I hope you can look up and see Cupid today. Go out and meet a beautiful woman, bow your head and pick up a bundle of hundred-dollar bills, and go home and step on smelly shit! Ha ha!
5. (Students) come to Song Kun for wisdom, and (Japanese) spit beads to praise prosperity. (Fast) Ma Zaifu went to Wan Li, and (Happy) died thousands of miles.
Please give your mobile phone to the person you love: May the sun and the moon add to your maturity and charm, and may our blessings be the source of your happiness. ...
7. I stack 1 paper crane every day just to save 1000. I make a wish that I wish you a happy birthday every year!
8. (Life) Plant a dream root in the world of mortals, and (Day) Wish to share *. Push the pen to find a new sentence (quickly), and send it to you after a long note (happily)!
9. At this moment, I have my deepest thoughts. Let the clouds bring full blessings and embellish your sweet dreams. May you have a warm and romantic birthday!
10, today is your birthday. On this special day, I have never forgotten to wish you a happy birthday. You are always young and more and more beautiful!
1 1, I wish you big fish and big meat; Accompanied by the beauty of singing; The daily income is not enough; Dare to live longer than the tortoise. Happy birthday!
12, hello! Old friend, today is your big birthday! At this moment, I want to give you thousands of instructions and greetings, which is the most valuable "shabby"!
13. Today is your birthday. To congratulate you, all the ladies' toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Welcome to visit!
14, I don't want to give a present for my birthday now, so I'll write you a blessing. If you think the gifts are not enough, please gather me together again. Happy birthday!
15, (raw) wins the fragrance of white flowers, (day) sprinkles golden light all over the courtyard. (Fast) is always accompanying, (Happy) melting wealth into doors and windows.
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16, you didn't invite me to dinner in the past year, how was it? Birthday expression? You're welcome, I'll be satisfied with 1000 yuan a table! Good wishes!
17, Happy birthday to the old man. I lost in the end, so I don't want to make faces, but I congratulate you. Improper place, see the old gentleman.
18, (life) every happy event, (the sun) moon stars are rare. The (rapid) overlapping of ideas is also studied, and the (music) good voice is the ultimate reason.
19, the mobile phone buzzes, the pig clamors to see it, the pig's trotters are gently pressed, and the surprise gifts keep coming! Pig: Happy birthday! I wish you a bright smile forever!
20. (Life) has been wasted since ancient times, and (Japan) is always colorful. Be alive (quickly) and know that fortune and misfortune are impermanent, and (happily) you can only do it after watching it.
2 1, (healthy) Happiness is as good as East Sea Orchid, (heaven) South Mountain Orchid. (Quick) Pick Qionghua for your birthday. (Music) The curve sound is beautiful.
22. Is today your birthday? If so, I will send you the gift! By the way, will China Post accept me?
23, I wish you every day in this life, the God of Wealth chases you every day, the school will always look at you, the disease will hide from you all your life, happiness will always accompany you, and everything will always follow you!
24. On your birthday, I want to say to you, "Pig! I wish you a happy birthday. "One more" may be more successful! Good mood every day! "
25. Today is your birthday. When you turn on your mobile phone, I send you my first wish today. Happy birthday! May all your wishes come true!
26. Give you a gift with the heaviest amount of feces since there was feces. You will eat one kilogram, please include it. If you feel that the amount of feces is not enough, please help yourself!
27. Donor: The color of the * you are wearing today is ominous and unfavorable. I hope to take it off immediately and throw it in the toilet to ensure safety. Very good, very good!
28. Today is your birthday. Your friend asked for a power train soldier for you. Please tap on the floor with your mobile phone ... Well, the song ordering is over!
29. On this special day, I want to send an ancient and fashionable blessing: Happy birthday, happy every day, dazzling every day, cool every day, you are the most talented!
30. Hello, user: We found a new mobile phone virus "pig", which is contagious during the call. The preventive measure is to say "Happy Birthday!" The first sentence of every phone call. "
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