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Zombie doomsday zombie warning guide

20 1 1 In May, the prediction about the imminent end of the world went viral on the Internet, and the US government released a "zombie early warning guide" on the Internet last week to guide people to deal with the "zombie end". Adrianus Hahn, assistant director of the Health Bureau of the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, wrote in an official online log.

The essence of zombies in science is that people's original physical functions have not been fatally damaged, leading to genetic variation and becoming "zombies". The Zombie Early Warning Guide published in America is a humorous expression of the nuclear crisis. ...

Doomsday predictions spread wildly, and the United States issued a zombie warning guide. Are there really zombies in the world? Most people will give a negative answer. However, an apocalypse recently released by an American government agency forced people to reconsider this issue. Recently, a US government agency launched an apocalypse written by an assistant doctor on its website, which was wildly sought after by netizens, including many jokes about "joining in the fun". Officials from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) claim that this is to remind everyone to be prepared for emergencies.

The essence of zombies in science is that people's original physical functions have not been fatally damaged, leading to genetic variation and becoming "zombies". The Zombie Early Warning Guide issued by the United States is a humorous expression of disasters that can cause great harm to human beings, such as nuclear crisis and natural disasters, and it is a new early warning.

Believe it or not, the damage caused by modern high technology to the environment and human beings is obvious. If we face natural disasters and hunger at the same time without help, will the situation be worse than facing zombies? So, don't be blindly optimistic, learn more survival skills.

In case one day, the zombie attack on human beings, which is often interpreted in film and television works, is really staged in reality, what should I do, shoot and kill people? The federal government of the United States does not think so. The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia, launched the "Zombie Apocalypse" on its blog to guide people how to deal with zombie attacks, which immediately triggered hot discussion and pursuit among netizens, and the number of website views soared and even got stuck.

According to reports, an assistant doctor of the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention suggested in his blog that in case the zombie crisis on TV really becomes a "reality" in the future, people should always prepare emergency kits containing water, food, medicine, battery radios, multi-purpose knives and important documents. In addition, they should make emergency plans and two scheduled locations in advance and take refuge in refugee camps in real time.

The report said that the CDC is not telling jokes. It solemnly pointed out that these suggestions are aimed at preparing Americans for hurricane season. The agency said in an online statement that the American people can be prepared for many emergencies. Take the zombie apocalypse as an example. You can laugh now, but when it really happens, you will be glad that you read the apocalypse.