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Humorous students describe their compositions in 600 words.
"Ahem ..." The Chinese teacher scanned the students with glasses in his hand.
"The Chinese teacher is going to speak, and a guess is a series of criticisms and praises." I said to myself.
I saw the Chinese teacher open the folder, holding the student's diary in his hand, and then burying his head in "studying". Those students who handled the business walked side by side to the podium. The Chinese teacher braved the cold light with his two glasses and spoke frankly with his hidden language skills.
The old palace is the most exasperating and pitiful. It's really "mourning its misfortune and angering it"! Those students who have been tricked by the Chinese teacher can only sneak back to their seats.
"Your students' group dealing with business can't be rated as an excellent group ..." The Chinese teacher said angrily.
After criticizing and praising, he dug out all the good words in his stomach and said with a smile, "Your classmates are all small stars in this class." The whole class burst into laughter.
After writing the diary, the Chinese teacher went straight to the point.
Now, let's talk about the new lesson. Let's talk about the new lesson first. I read it first, and then wrote a word on the blackboard-Yu, ask what we mean. "I" shouted in unison by the whole class. "oh! Oh, dear! Much better than Class Five! " The teacher said.
"Better than Class Six!" Several students stressed.
"Ah, class five is smarter than class six. No, class five is not as smart as class six, but class six is not as stupid as class five ..."
2. Humorous new classmate composition 600 words urgent humorous new classmate composition
There is a new classmate in our class. He sat in front of me, his chubby figure and endless mouth often made us laugh. As long as he hears any topic, he naturally leads to a lot of humorous words from this topic. His name can be said to be "loud" in our class, because he was the first classmate who rushed to the podium when introducing himself in our class. Although his voice is not very loud, we can clearly hear his name is Wang Leifeng. Although study is not the best, his humor can make us relaxed and happy in boring study. In the past, when he was distributing books, he occasionally picked up a rope for binding books and smiled and said to us, "I tell you, if one of you is impatient one day, I will lend you this rope enthusiastically!" " Don't! If you really need it, you can have it. I hope we can cooperate happily! "What he said almost made us laugh. Isn't there a TV series called Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth? Here, we can call him "the glib Wang Leifeng", which is the most appropriate name for him.
I don't know where Wang Leifeng got his interest after class today, but I talked about his team leader again. He said humorously, "am I not the leader of our group?" So, I am now the "pig leader", you are all piglets, I am the keeper, managing you! If a little pig doesn't listen, I will use the method of little pig! First, those who don't eat should be whipped, and second, those who don't study hard should cost eight yuan. We adopt a scoring system, with 5 points at a time, and it will be true if it reaches 100. "Everyone laughed at his words. A classmate said, "That depends on whether you can be the' pig boss'. Just after that, the bell rang. "Pig Leader" said, "Goodbye, little pigs." "forbear, pig dragon!" Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter, so happy! Don't make people feel bored again.
I think: humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humor, you can make your resignation study full of vitality and happiness, no longer feel bored, and get too many adjustments in your heart. Such a humorous person will be loved by everyone.
My classmate wants to write a humorous composition of 600 words. My classmate has a very good classmate. She is xx.
Although her grades are not very good, she always gives me great support and encouragement when I am most sad and frustrated. She is very helpful.
I remember once being angry with my classmates and crying. At this moment, she came up to me and said, "Don't cry! Don't cry for those smelly boys! The more you cry, the happier they will be. Let's go out and play! " After listening to her words, I thought: Yes! Why should I cry for their smelly boys? So after a while, I became happy again.
Another time, because I didn't bring my art book, I was in a hurry and fidgeted in my seat. At this time, w x seemed to see my heart.
So she asked me, "xx, what's wrong with you? Didn't you bring a book? " I looked down and whispered, "Yes." "Then I'll lend it to you!" She said enthusiastically.
I said doubtfully, "Then don't you have any books?" "It doesn't matter." Xx said, "My grades are worse than yours, so it's no harm to be criticized by the teacher!" " "Xx saw that I still didn't answer her, so she forced the book into my hand.
At this moment, the class * * * rang. I never returned the book to her.
The harmful teacher severely criticized her! I am proud to have this classmate! In my eyes, classmates, everyone is so cute. It is a kind of fate that people from 90 different schools can get together today and get together in three years. The ancients said, "We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? "Yes, why care about the past? As long as we are together, we should cherish and attach importance to this fate.
In my eyes, classmates, everyone is so beautiful. We are all parents' treasures. In the eyes of parents, we will always be their angels. Everyone has his own unique personality, everyone has a different excitement and a colorful sky.
In my eyes, every classmate is so excellent. After just a few months of getting along, I found that many students have their own bright spots: he is cautious, she is serious, she is diligent, literary talent is flying, he is tireless, and he is positive ... Their persistence and beauty left an indelible impression on me. After the exam, I found some talented girls. In my eyes, my classmates are so kind. They are willing to help others. They help strangers again and again and infect people around them with their simple and kind hearts ... In a blink of an eye, they have been in junior high school for more than three months.
During these three months, my classmates and I gradually became familiar with each other. In my eyes, they are so lovely, so excellent, so … classmates, what a beautiful word, it will always touch my heart with its purity … She is not tall, with short hair, bright eyes and dexterous hands. Who is she? She is my classmate-Li Jia.
In my memory, she is a helpful girl. Do you know why? Please listen to me slowly. I am the team leader, and I only accept the exercise books of the team members. Although I was serious, something unexpected happened-I once took an exercise book. I was a new official at that time. If I had taken the book away, I wouldn't have been laid off! So, I'm anxious like an ant on hot bricks. At this moment, angel lee came over and asked softly, "What's the matter?" Is there something missing? I lost a sentence impatiently: "Chinese book." She listened and left. I secretly scolded her: she didn't help me find it, but she asked. It was really annoying. But after a while, she came again and said to me, "It's not in the small print either. I'll help you find it! " Then I realized that she was helping me find my book! Guilt flooded my mind. Finally, Cheng Lin found it in my homework. I went to thank Li Jia, but she said, "Don't thank me. To thank Cheng Lin. She found it. " I know she didn't find it, but I thank her anyway. I have been in poor health since I was a child, and I often feel dizzy. That time, she helped me.
After school that afternoon, my head was dizzy again. It happened to be a rainy day. I left my umbrella in the classroom, and the classroom door was locked again. I thought to myself: alas! I have to go home in the rain, but my head is dizzy. I don't know if I can hold on. Damn it, I forgot my money and I can't call my mother. Take a risk! At this time, angel lee appeared again and said, "I'll take you home!" " "I refused to say," Never mind, I can go. " But she said, "You look pale. Why did you walk back and get wet? "Finally, I said I couldn't stand her and asked her to take me home. It's raining harder and harder on the road. She always leans her umbrella to my side. She helped me. I was wet when I was dry. When I got home, I looked at her distant back, and the feeling of dizziness had already been washed away by a warm current. I am about to graduate from primary school. If you ask me which classmate I want to see most after graduation, I will tell you right away.
Who is the best classmate in your life? My classmate's name is Quezixin. Quezixin is a quiet, sensible, capable and excellent student.
On one occasion, Quezixin and I were walking on the road. Suddenly, we saw a black wallet on the ground. We picked it up quickly. Quezixin said: "You should give it to the community neighborhood committee quickly!" I said, "Well! All right! Go! " When I came to the neighborhood committee, I handed my wallet to the director. The director said with a microphone, "lost and found, lost and found, whose wallet is lost, go to the community neighborhood Committee to claim it!" " A few minutes later, a lady said, "I lost my wallet." It's a black wallet. The pattern of the wallet is cat's. There are 400 yuan and a credit card in it! " "We opened the wallet and checked it. This wallet belongs to this lady. We returned it to her. The director said, "You should pay attention in the future!" The lady said, "thank you, I will pay attention to it later!" " "The director said," Don't thank me, these two children picked it up! " "I heard that, the lady is very grateful to both of us.
The sparrow channel: "No, it should be!" I remember another time, Quezixin came to me early in the morning and said, "Starting a club can be an activity! Is to make a snack and take it to the community to participate in the competition.
4. Write a 500-word composition of classmates and humor them.
Xiao Zhao is my classmate. He is humorous and always brings us infinite happiness. ...
He is the "pistachio" of our class! Want to know why my classmates have such a title? Then sit down, have a cup of tea and listen to my classmates slowly.
He always wears a rustic and outdated "yellow suit" with a row of jagged teeth hanging on his lips all day. He treats people very kindly and always smiles. With a round belly, he is a bit of a "prime minister" and unforgettable ... but his silly look is really pleasing.
At noon, the teachers are not in the classroom, and the students are eating in their seats. "Sweet honey ~ I miss you all the time ..." This is, he loves to "sing" songs. When the teacher is away, he can't help but start shouting, "The mountain road here is eighteen bends, and the mountain road here is eighteen bends ~ hey ..." Listening to him sing is like listening to the radio: one minute he sings Jay Chou's blue and white porcelain, and the next minute he sings his own adaptation of Beijing. Some students who are drinking water can't help spitting it out. ...
At this time, the math teacher came to the class to see the situation and saw him go deep into the music, so he said humorously, "Haha, there seems to be a Mulan who can sing and dance in our class!" When the students saw the teacher coming, they immediately became silent, and even the sound of an embroidery needle falling to the ground was clearly audible. Before he could react, he found the teacher standing by, and his face turned red. ...
Another time, my math scores were not ideal, which made me very depressed. I leaned against the table and kept silent ... He seemed to read my mind and pretended to be serious, saying, "Hey, you always scored 100 in the exam, which made my classmates envious." My' pink eye' has been committed three times ~ I think you deliberately failed this time. " After all, you are wily and I really admire you. "After listening to this kind of sour and slippery words, it really made me smile, and I couldn't care less about my sadness and depression.
Ha ha laugh ... students only see you as a "pistachio", so we can rest assured.
I like humorous deskmate composition of 600 words best. I like my humorous deskmate best. There is a boy in our class. He was filled with joy.
He is my humorous deskmate-Tang Yufeng. During the break.
I fought a humorous war with him. The rules of the game are: whoever makes the other side laugh wins.
The game started: I told a joke about "monkeys breaking corn". He didn't respond at all. His endurance is amazing. I made fun of myself. He said my jokes were boring.
It's his turn. He said, "I'll tell you a joke I learned. I want you to learn something from it." He began to shake his head and chatter: "One day, an interesting thing happened to two tenants.
Tenant A gets up in the morning and burns firewood downstairs. Smoke from burning wood drifted to the second tenant upstairs.
B was very unhappy and said, "You slapped people early in the morning. You have no manners at all." A tenant came up and said, "I want you to know what purple smoke is produced by a sunshine incense burner."
Tenant B flew into a rage and said, "Today I will show you what it means to see a waterfall hanging in front of a river." Then he brought a basin of water and poured it down from upstairs to put out the fire. "
Hehe hehe.
I applauded: "This story is really interesting". I completely forgot about the humorous war.
Tang Yufeng took a sip of Coke: "Chen Qian, you lost. Oh, haha.
"
I just accepted the agreement of our game. I have no choice but to give up and surrender.
Who told me that I didn't want to take part in his jokes and forget my own business? I'm still thinking about the basin of water pouring down from upstairs.
Tang Yufeng deserves to be the king of humor in our class and our pistachio. With him, our class is full of laughter every day.
If a classmate is unhappy, he will try to make him happy. When we study bored, he always brings us more happiness with his full stomach of spices.
6. A humorous classmate composition A classmate sitting in front of me, with a chubby figure and endless mouth, often makes us laugh. As long as he hears any topic, he naturally leads to a lot of humorous words from this topic. His name can be said to be "loud" in our class, because he was the first classmate who rushed to the podium when introducing himself in our class. Although his voice is not very loud, we can clearly hear his name is Wang Leifeng. Although study is not the best, his humor can make us relaxed and happy in boring study. In the past, when he was distributing books, he occasionally picked up a rope for binding books and smiled and said to us, "I tell you, if one of you is impatient one day, I will lend you this rope enthusiastically!" " Don't! If you really need it, you can have it. I hope we can cooperate happily! "What he said almost made us laugh. Isn't there a TV series called Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth? Here, we can call him "the glib Wang Leifeng", which is the most appropriate name for him.
I don't know where Wang Leifeng got his interest after class today, but I talked about his team leader again. He said humorously, "am I not the leader of our group?" So, I am now the "pig leader", you are all piglets, I am the keeper, managing you! If a little pig doesn't listen, I will use the method of little pig! First, those who don't eat should be whipped, and second, those who don't study hard should cost eight yuan. We adopt a scoring system, with 5 points at a time, and it will be true if it reaches 100. "Everyone laughed at his words. A classmate said, "That depends on whether you can be the' pig boss'. Just after that, the bell rang. "Pig Leader" said, "Goodbye, little pigs." "forbear, pig dragon!" Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter, so happy! Don't make people feel bored again.
I think: humor is something that makes people happy. If you say a lot of humor, you can make your resignation study full of vitality and happiness, no longer feel bored, and get too many adjustments in your heart. Such a humorous person will be loved by everyone.
7. Humorous introduction of classmate's composition A classmate sitting in front of me, with a chubby figure and endless mouth, often makes us laugh. As long as he hears any topic, he naturally leads to a lot of humorous words from this topic.
His name can be said to be "loud" in our class, because he was the first classmate who rushed to the podium when introducing himself in our class. Although his voice is not very loud, we can clearly hear his name is Wang Leifeng. Although study is not the best, his humor can make us relaxed and happy in boring study.
In the past, when he was distributing books, he occasionally picked up a rope for binding books and smiled and said to us, "I tell you, if one of you is impatient one day, I will lend you this rope enthusiastically!" " Don't! If you really need it, you can have it. I hope we can cooperate happily! "What he said almost made us laugh. Isn't there a TV series called Ji Xiaolan with iron teeth and copper teeth? Here, we can call him "the glib Wang Leifeng", which is the most appropriate name for him. I don't know where Wang Leifeng got his interest after class today, but I talked about his team leader again. He said humorously, "am I not the leader of our group?" "So, I am now a' pig leader', you are all pigs, I am a breeder and manage you! If a little pig doesn't listen, I will use the method of little pig! First, those who don't eat should be whipped, and second, those who don't study hard should cost eight yuan. We adopt a scoring system, with 5 points at a time, and it will be true if it reaches 100.
"Everyone laughed at his words. A classmate said, "That depends on whether you can be the' pig boss'. Just after that, the bell rang. "Pig Leader" said, "Goodbye, little pigs." "forbear, pig dragon!" Although these ten minutes are short, they are full of laughter, so happy! Don't make people feel bored again.
Your humorous deskmate is a humorous and lively person.
The person sitting next to him will be laughed at countless times a day, and every time he laughs, his stomach hurts. Do you know which "humor master" it is? He is Kim! Kim has an oval face. His eyebrows are a little lighter, his eyes are a little smaller and his hair is a little messy.
On the whole, you look ok! The strange thing is that bunch of bangs.
It's time to talk about his grades. The class is about 25. It belongs to the medium level.
Chinese learning is a bit sloppy, and there are more red circles in homework. Either a word is missing, the title is wrong, or the word is written backwards.
Alas! Sometimes I really worry about him! Mathematics and English classes are not serious and always make mistakes.
If you realize a little truth, you will make many fewer mistakes! My deskmate Kim is really annoying sometimes. For example, when I was distracted in class and couldn't do my homework, I asked me fiercely, "What should I fill in this?" If I say, "I don't know." Then, we will quarrel again.
If I tell him the answer, there will be more questions for me! However, everyone has his strong points, including Jin Hanyi, who is best at drawing cartoons. Spongebob and handsome were both born under his pen. Of course, it's not self-created, it's imitation, but it's as admirable as the real thing! Kim sometimes asks some inexplicable funny questions, which makes several of us laugh, as if we were all suffering from "laughing hysterically".
And this is often in class, even the teacher will be laughed at by him. Our whole class doesn't think he deliberately disturbed the class order, only that he is too naive and humorous! Although this interesting deskmate's grades are a little poor, he does everything with a clear conscience every day and is still a good student.
It's a pity that he doesn't seem to find this advantage. If he does, he will definitely work hard to improve his grades and eventually become a three-good student. This naive deskmate will accompany me through primary school and childhood! * * * There are always countless deskmates in everyone's study career, and in primary school, I was always arranged by my teacher to sit with students with poor learning or poor quality. After I entered junior high school, my luck came. The teacher asked me to sit with my sixth-grade classmates. He studied in general and had a good quality. Now I'm finally not afraid.
Because my deskmate can be called "a good deskmate in China" and "a humorous deskmate". I gave him the title of "China's good deskmate" on the first day of school.
On the first day of school, you always hand out books first. You can't go to class without distributing books. Therefore, I am honored to be a member of the book distribution team.
And my deskmate is still sitting in her seat. I handed out books and everyone finished. Then I went back to my seat and blinked. It turns out that my deskmate has helped me tidy up my books.
Yes, I've been in a good mood all day. I named him "China's good deskmate". "Humorous deskmate" The so-called humor simply means telling jokes, and jokes often make people laugh. My deskmate is no exception. He doesn't know how many jokes he has to tell every day before he gives up. I wonder where he saw the joke. Every day is different, and every time it is said, it is very funny.
Every time I am angry, unhappy, disappointed and sad, he will come out and tell jokes! At that time, my unhappiness and everything will disappear. I really want to thank my humorous deskmate! Diligent deskmate My deskmate loves work. Every time something gets dirty, he will pick it up and throw it in the trash can. He will also help others without complaint. He is really a "living Lei Feng".
Look, this is the kind of person at my deskmate. You have to ask his name and give you two words-guess! Just because he is a "good deskmate in China" and a "humorous deskmate". Related article recommendation: My deskmate has 600 words. My deskmate has shiny black hair.
Thick eyebrows and big eyes. The joke is very low, and he likes to tell us some cold jokes.
In a Chinese class, the teacher was telling us the meaning of a sentence, and she made the content very profound. Difficult knowledge was written on the blackboard, and the students copied down all the important parts. At this time, there was only the sound of writing in the class.
But I sat silly, and when I realized it, most of my classmates had copied it and the teacher cleaned the blackboard. I suddenly felt that my heart was about to jump out of my throat, and I was worried that the teacher would check my book. In the next class, the teacher was analyzing the text, but I didn't listen at all. After class, others refused to lend me the answers written in class. I threw begging glances at others, but no one paid any attention to me. I bowed my head helplessly, and then my savior came-Wang Jiani.
She knows why I am unhappy. She brought a Chinese book and kindly said to me, "I'll lend it to you to copy!" " You can ask me if you don't understand! ""well, when I finish copying, can you teach me the meaning of this sentence? " "good! "My heart is like a ray of sunshine in winter. She waited patiently for me to remember what I wrote in the book.
Wang Jiani taught me what she had learned in class with her sweet voice: "The meaning of this sentence is-the function of this sentence in the text is-the meaning contained in this sentence is-"Another time, the teacher asked a difficult question. The originally lively classroom became silent, and no one raised their hands. Wang Jiani thought for a moment, raised his hand, and the teacher called. My deskmate is such a helpful person.
I am proud to have such a deskmate. * * * Well, the "tiger mother" that Miss Li talked about in class is quite imaginative.
At this time, my deskmate Chen Weihao's "paranormal story" sounded in my left ear and quickly spread all over my brain until every nerve ending. Sadly, I have two ears working at the same time. The one on the left is listening to the supernatural story, and the one on the right is listening to The Legend of Tiger Mother.
"On the night of the full moon ... (omit 200 words below), remember, come to me if anyone in your family dies." Chinese class is not bad. In science class, he is holding his pencil box, dadada, dadada.
9. Students with humorous compositions I have a very good classmate. She is xx.
Although her grades are not very good, she always gives me great support and encouragement when I am most sad and frustrated. She is very helpful.
I remember once being angry with my classmates and crying. At this moment, she came up to me and said, "Don't cry! Don't cry for those smelly boys! The more you cry, the happier they will be. Let's go out and play! " After listening to her words, I thought: Yes! Why should I cry for their smelly boys? So after a while, I became happy again.
Another time, because I didn't bring my art book, I was in a hurry and fidgeted in my seat. At this time, w x seemed to see my heart.
So she asked me, "xx, what's wrong with you? Didn't you bring a book? " I looked down and whispered, "Yes." "Then I'll lend it to you!" She said enthusiastically.
I said doubtfully, "Then don't you have any books?" "It doesn't matter." Xx said, "My grades are worse than yours, so it's no harm to be criticized by the teacher!" " "Xx saw that I still didn't answer her, so she forced the book into my hand.
At this moment, the class * * * rang. I never returned the book to her.
The harmful teacher severely criticized her! I am proud to have this classmate! In my eyes, classmates, everyone is so cute. It is a kind of fate that people from 90 different schools can get together today and get together in three years. The ancients said, "We met. We understand. What is the relationship between acquaintances? "Yes, why care about the past? As long as we are together, we should cherish and attach importance to this fate.
In my eyes, classmates, everyone is so beautiful. We are all parents' treasures. In the eyes of parents, we will always be their angels. Everyone has his own unique personality, everyone has a different excitement and a colorful sky.
In my eyes, every classmate is so excellent. After just a few months of getting along, I found that many students have their own bright spots: he is cautious, she is serious, she is diligent, literary talent is flying, he is tireless, and he is positive ... Their persistence and beauty left an indelible impression on me. After the exam, I found some talented girls. In my eyes, my classmates are so kind. They are willing to help others. They help strangers again and again and infect people around them with their simple and kind hearts ... In a blink of an eye, they have been in junior high school for more than three months.
During these three months, my classmates and I gradually became familiar with each other. In my eyes, they are so lovely, so excellent, so … classmates, what a beautiful word, it will always touch my heart with its purity.
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