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There are striking similarities between China and France.

There is a striking similarity between the two countries.

First of all, culturally, both China and France have created splendid history and culture.

First of all, culturally, both China and France have created splendid history and culture.

For more than 2,000 years, China, as the cradle of oriental civilization, has exerted great influence on Asian and world cultures.

For more than two thousand years, China, as the cradle of East Asian civilization, has exerted a great influence on world culture.

Although the history of France is not as long as that of China, it has been the center of western culture since the Middle Ages, which has had a far-reaching impact on Europe and even the world.

Although the history of France is not as long as that of China, it has been the center of western culture since the Middle Ages, which has had a far-reaching impact on Europe and even the world.

Few people in the world have contributed so many thinkers, writers and inventors to mankind as China and France, not to mention the top culinary arts that these two countries have brought to the world.

The world is like a small two countries that have contributed so many thinkers, writers and inventors to mankind, not to mention the top culinary arts that the two countries have brought to the world. .......

When an China person meets a Frenchman, they can talk about world culture or art of life, because they are very similar.

When an China and a French meet, they can excel in world culture and talk about the art of life, because they are so much the same.

Judging from the national character, the national pride of China and France is extremely strong, both cherish their glorious past and have a little pride in their bones.

From the perspective of national character, China and France have a strong sense of national pride, and they cherish their glorious past with a little pride.

The bodhi old zu of China compared himself to the "Central Plains Empire" and called the emperor the "Son of Heaven", while the French regarded themselves as the "navel of the world". The best country in the world is France, and the smartest people are French.

The bodhi old zu of China calls himself an "empire" and the emperor "the emperor". The French regard themselves as "your navel in the world". The best country in the world is France, and the smartest person is the French.

French nationals have a sense of superiority and even conceit.

French nationals have a sense of superiority, even conceit.

Especially in my own language, I have heard a joke before: in France, if someone accidentally falls into the water, it is hopeless to shout "help" in English. The French only know the French word "au secours".

Especially in their own language, they have heard such a joke: in France, if someone accidentally falls into the water and cries "help" in English, it is not the rescued person. The French only know French "au secours" (help).

The French insist on this truth: In France, please speak French.

The French people insist on this truth: in France, please speak French.

There is a saying in France called "Exception Francaise" (except France), which is the reason.

There is a French phrase called "French Exception", which is for this reason.

In other countries, English can be unimpeded, but in France it is an exception.

In other countries, English can be unimpeded, but in France it is an exception.

I am very touched to see that the French love their language and culture so much and say to foreigners so confidently that "France is an exception".

I am very moved to see that the French love their language and culture so much and say "French is an exception" to a foreigner so confidently.

The French regard speaking French as their love for France, and speaking French has become a national cultural complex of the French.

The French speak French because they love France, and speaking French has become a national cultural complex of the French.

But at the same time, we should also see that there are still many differences between China and France.

But at the same time, we should also see that there are still so many differences between China and France.

The most obvious difference in social status between China and France comes from the welfare systems of the two countries.

The most significant difference in social status between China and France comes from the welfare systems of the two countries.

Everyone knows that the French are romantic, and this romance is partly due to the nature of the nation: a 90-year-old woman can also wear mink to sweet talk with her old boyfriend in front of people.

People all know the romance of France, and the romantic part is the in our nature of this nation: a 90-year-old woman can also wear mink to talk sweetly with her old boyfriend in front of men.

But a large part of it still comes from their welfare system. Don't worry about birth, illness, death. The French can naturally let go of their hands and feet and love and romance with great enthusiasm.

But there is also the most important thing, that is, without their welfare system, they don't have to worry about death, so the French can naturally let go of their hands and feet and go to love with them.

The welfare system in France makes the French proud. From birth to college, education is free, unemployment benefits are provided, and medical insurance is provided. Therefore, some people laugh that only a few French people in western Europe have dark skin and do nothing in the sun.

France's welfare system makes the French proud. From birth to college, education is free, unemployment is subsidized, and medical insurance is provided. Therefore, some people laugh and say that people in western Europe and several French people are all basking in the sun.

Because of the progressive tax system, the more you earn, the more you pay. It can be said that the high taxes paid by high-income people in France are to support a large group of lazy people in their own homes, so the whole country is relaxed.

Because of a progressive tax system, the more you earn, the more taxes you pay. It can be said that high-income people in France pay higher taxes to support a large number of idle people in China, while the whole country is carefree and relaxed.

The welfare system has its advantages. First of all, social security is not a problem, which reduces the cost of social management and supervision. At the same time, because the social credit system is also perfect, the transaction cost is reduced, which can offset the high-cost competitive disadvantage brought by some high-priced labor.

The benefits of this welfare system lie in that, first of all, social security is impossible, and the cost of social management and supervision is also reduced. At the same time, due to the improvement of the social credit system, the transaction cost is also reduced, and it can also offset some high-cost competitive disadvantages brought about by rising labor prices.

But such a high welfare system also has disadvantages.

But such a system also has its disadvantages of high welfare.

If one percent of people in this circle are willing to do nothing and are used to living on subsidies, then these people will be regarded as different.

If one percent of people in this circle are willing to reach a certain age and are used to living on subsidies, then these people will be considered as different.

However, if this figure reaches 10%, it is likely to shake other people's moral beliefs. Further, the inert development will be very dangerous, and the welfare system will be closer and closer to the critical point of change.

However, if this figure reaches 10%, it may be shaken by other people's moral beliefs, and if it grows upward, inertia will be dangerous, and the welfare system will be closer and closer to the key transformation.

The precipitation of European wisdom and cultural heritage gave birth to the myth of utopia. After the rapid economic recovery and development after the second stop, people can't wait to choose a welfare society.

The precipitation of European wisdom and culture is a mythical utopia. After two rapid economic recovery and development, people can't wait to choose a welfare society.

Now it seems that I am a little impatient.

Now, it seems a little impatient.

In the era of planned economy, China also provided citizens with relatively complete welfare, although the level was low.

In the era of planned economy, China provided its citizens with relatively complete welfare, although it was also at a low level.

After the reform, on the one hand, we inherited the differential distribution of welfare forms in the planned era, on the other hand, we cancelled all kinds of benefits owned by most citizens-pension, education, medical care, housing and so on. -One by one. From this perspective, reform is a process of "de-welfare".

After the reform, on the one hand, we inherited the time difference distribution form of planned benefits, on the other hand, we broke all kinds of benefits owned by most citizens-education, medical care, old-age care, housing, etc. From this perspective, the reform is a process of "right shift".

Some welfare countries in northern Europe do have huge public expenditure and heavy national tax burden.

Some welfare countries in northern Europe do have huge public expenditure and heavy national tax burden.

In view of this, it is necessary for a developing country like China to cut some unreasonable benefits.

In view of this, China, as a developing country, must cut some unreasonable benefits.

However, this does not mean that even the basic welfare and welfare system have been thrown away.

However, this is not the same as throwing away the basic welfare and welfare system.

In the long process of China's reform, we made such a mistake.

In China's long-term reform, we made such mistakes.