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On the Tone in Cold Humorous Sentences

No one deserves your compromise; 2. Those who lied about loving me finally lost me; Who will give me the so-called love? 4, the disease is like a mountain, which is a headache; 5. You keep my heart alive; 6, flustered, short of breath, low air pressure, even God is not kind; 7. I have caught a cold hundreds of times, and you have a high fever; 8. A cold is a persistent and tangled feeling; 9. The pain of breathing refers not only to missing, but also to catching a cold; 10, when you are sick, dreaming is like a century!

1 1. I always like to sleep when I am sick, because the quilt feels too warm. 12, a cold is not a disease, so you don't need treatment, just stay by my side, look at me and smile; 13, sensitive to emotional touch of disease; 14, I didn't know that I was very fragile until I was sick, and I didn't have the strength I imagined; 15, catching a cold and having a fever but not saying anything just to keep you from worrying; 16, there is no one to comfort when you are sick with a fever. What's the big deal? At least you know this is the coolest thing. 17. The greatest comfort when you are sick is to drink more water. The best answer is to open the door.

18, when I was sick, I was just a disconnected phone, a stranded fish, a silkworm bound in a cocoon, helpless silence, dry struggle, and dead silence; 19, there is a long-term trace, that is, I dare not stay if I am happy, and I have a wish that I need to exercise more if I am sick, don't worry about getting sick, and be strong; 20. You don't know who you love most until you are drunk, and you don't know who you love most until you are sick. Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.