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Arrogantly guessing a constellation.

Arrogant zodiac rabbit.

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Arrogant fable 1

Brother Goose waddled out of the door and came to the pond. When he saw his reflection, he said happily, "Look, how beautiful I am! No one can compare with my red hat and snow-white feathers! "

Brother Goose is really proud and strides forward. Seeing a flock of chickens, it shouted, "get out of the way!" " You little thing. See a flock of ducklings, shout go away, go away! You little guys. "

Brother Goose is becoming more and more proud. He held his chest high and looked at the sky. He didn't even see a big mud pit in front of him, so he plopped into it. The big white goose turned into a big black goose, which made it lose its pride!

Fable of arrogance II

In the morning, the little frog was very happy and croaked. Suddenly, a little tiger came up and said, "This little thing called so early, move away at once, and you are not allowed to live here!" " "

The little frog said angrily, "I was born to love singing." If you don't want to hear it, please go away! " "The tiger's beard trembled with anger." Ok, let me move, you move quickly, or I'll be rude to you. "

The little frog thought for a moment and said, "The two of us run around the mountain. Whoever loses will move." The little tiger said, "Little guy dares to race with me! Ok, let's play tomorrow! " When the little frog came home, he called all his friends to discuss and came up with a good idea. He squatted a little frog at intervals around the mountain.

The next day, the little frog said to the little tiger, "Call me after running for a while, even if I lose." The game started, and every time the little tiger ran for a while, he stopped and shouted, "Frog boy!" " The little frog waiting in front immediately replied, "I'm in front." "The little tiger ran hard, and finally the little tiger lost to the little frog in a daze. It was afraid of jokes, so it moved secretly.

The little frog is really a clever animal, because it won the little tiger with our wisdom.