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Bao Guote doesn't attack all instructions of Coconut Zun.

Liuxiang Orange (Chu Liuxiang):

Aroma orange, from the home of a third-rate swordsman. I can't turn my head, especially

In love. But he is ambitious and wants to be a pillar of the motherland like Zhang Sanfeng. Among the Three Musketeers, he has the most sense of justice, and Shangguan Ziyi is his favorite.

Summoning Sword: Rapier

Orange's unique skill of fighting treasure: flying from the sky, being a kung pao, and fighting treasure sword.

The mantra: cross knife laughs at heaven, I want to stay in Kunlun Mountain.

Hate: pineapple blows snow and says that fresh orange is squeezed into juice, but it is beaten flat by orange with a hammer.

Pineapple blowing snow (Ximen Chuixue);

Pineapple Blowing Snow Pineapple, from an ordinary family, Li Huashi's boyfriend, lives in Ximen. He is an arrogant but kind-hearted playboy, and the cleverest and most cautious of the Three Musketeers. He is greedy for money (the abbot once said that he thinks he is smart and studies business hard, but he always suffers. Pineapple flavor is his favorite. (In the 42nd episode of "Jin Bao Attack", he opened the sword for Wei Shenjian in pineapple, shed tears for love, and his words were touching. )

The trick of pineapple war treasure: more jackfruit

Sword of Summoning: ChiXiao's Sword

Idiom: I use pineapple to blow snow, not snow, but blood (xiě, the third sound), the blood on my sword!

Hate: Blow the pineapple brothers into pineapple pie. Xiaoguo Lu said that the fried pineapple pie was beaten by pineapple blowing snow.

Xiaoguo Lu (Lu Xiaofeng):

Xiaoguo Lu Green Apple comes from a wealthy family. I'm a little stupid and often get lost, but I'm lucky. I often save the day. I like the flowers blooming again, and make him happy.

Being snowed by pineapples, oranges are fragrant, and they are called children.

Summoning Sword: Sword of God (paid)

Small fruit war treasure trick: fruit lovers missile ass skills

Double swords will kill: love.

Hit a bullet

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person. I am not stubborn, but persistent! Love is the devil, which makes people drool!

Such a bright thread spilled a bowl of soup at the foot of my bed. Raise your head with a towel and lower your head to wipe your crotch.

Pee pee, bend to the end, shoot white lines and green grass, and make fertilizer at night.

Hate: fry apples into apple pie. (14 episode sugarcane said that the fried apple pie was beaten far away and was very impulsive).

Shangguan Ziyi (Zhang Ziyi):

Mrs Strawberry of Shangguan aristocratic family, beautiful and lovely, is the apple of Shangguan Jinhong (Shangguan Ziyi's mother). Her original name was Zhang Ziyi (her father's name was Zhang Sanfeng), but because of her parents' divorce, she changed her surname to Shangguan, Liu Xiangcheng's girlfriend.

Summon the sword and salute it proudly.

Strawberry war treasure trick: strawberry sword is a sword on the head

Bao Guo's female attack school: bard in Tianshan Mountain.

Pear flower poems (thousands of miles away):

Pineapple and peach, the girlfriend of the snow blower, are also very broken. Once she says that she is lovelorn, she will be on the verge of madness. In episode 35, rebel thieves killed the heavy artillery king because they said pineapple and snow blower didn't like her.

Summon sword: wind shadow sword

Taozhanbao stunt: stunning peach killing

Sect: Tianshan bard.

The flowers are in bloom again (wishful golden hoop):

Purple Grape A lovely little grape named Xiaoguo Lu Xiaoguo is Xiaoguo Lu's girlfriend.

Summon the sword fairy Yun Jian

Grape war treasure trick: wishful golden hoop lightning grape splitting

Sect: Tianshan bard.

Pineapple Wei:

Pineapple is a lovely pineapple. I like pineapple blowing snow.

Summon sword, benevolence sword

The secret of assembling war treasures: firing bullets

Other characters: Zhang Sanfeng: (Source: Tai Sanfeng)

Strawberry divorced because she entered the national construction, Shangguan Ziyi's father.

Taiji Magic: Taiji Magic

Mad abbot (name source: the legendary swordsman Feng Qingyang):

Coconut, like dried fruit, looks crazy, but it is unfathomable (global limited edition, the only talking mecha, priced in 800 yuan).

Stunt: the sword of god of war

Tianshan Lao Guo:: (Name source: Tianlong Babu Tianshan Tongliao)

Teacher Yan's master on childhood night.

Mei Qing's stunt: unknown

Seeking Failure in the East:: (Source: the legendary swordsman, Dong Fangbubai)

Guo Mu's brother, Dragon Fruit, also likes that Guo Mu is mistaken for the Great Devil.

Fire Dragon King stunt: Explosicum fire dragon bomb

Night swallow:

Mangosteen (name source: the movie "The Banquet")

Mangosteen stunt: the sword palm of the fallen eagle

Sect: Tianshan bard.

Hero: (name source: movie hero)

Watermelon and Wuji are jealous of Night Swallow, who is a very powerful master.

Nickname: short watermelon rotten watermelon

Stunt: iron-toed skill

Watermelon stunt: earth-shattering ironwork

Commitment:

Banana English name: Banana (idiot, from the hero's grandfather) (name source: the movie "Promise") The grandfather who is jealous of the hero for Ye Yan is a very powerful grandfather.

Nickname: stupid banana cake

Trick: unexpected banana peel

Banana stunt: Qi Yu Fei Jian

Dugu Dog: (Name Source: "the legendary swordsman" Dugu seeks defeat)

In the abbot's eyes, a rabbit raised by the rabbit abbot, combined with Xiaoguo Lu and pineapple blowing snow, can't even compare with a lonely dog. He often has a sword in his hand and wears a pair of big sunglasses. Pineapple blowing snow doesn't like him.

Stunt: lone dog sword (name source: lone nine swords)

Four evil thieves:

One of the four villains: world without thieves (whose name comes from the movie world without thieves) belongs to the four villains.

Big brother is a big pirate at sea. He led other pirates to rob fishing boats at sea. With their wisdom, the Jelly Three Musketeers not only destroyed pirate ships, but also "influenced" other pirates-pirates became diligent ordinary fishermen. Purple cane explodes the king's stunt: explodes the fist, explodes the electro-optical gun, and explodes the fist with magic energy.

The second of the four evil thieves: the "traitor" is a senior official in Beijing. He cheated for personal gain in the five-year national civil and military champion exam and bought off the examiner in order to become the new civil and military champion. Who knows, the plot was discovered by the Jelly Three Musketeers, and the two sides launched various contests. Finally, Xiaoguo Lu won the national championship of Bao Guo's special attack, and the "thieves" hated the Jelly Three Musketeers from then on. Sugarcane heavy artillery king's unique stunt: magic energy electro-optic gun cross ghost spinning dart brain missile

The third of the four evil thieves: "recognizing the thief as the father" disturbed the social order, and they were all indignant. Xiaoguo Lu started undercover.

One thousand ways finally obtained the evidence, and then together with orange fragrance and pineapple blowing snow, the "father of thieves" was brought to justice. Sugarcane sea shark king stunt: killing trident knife

The fourth of the four evil thieves: "thieves have mouse eyes." He always thought that Jelly College had many peerless martial arts secrets. So I ate secretly at night and made a lot of jokes. Finally, I went through a lot of hardships and brought the secret book "Sunflower Collection" back to the mountains, only to find that it was originally an agricultural book to teach people sunflower. Sugarcane magic: Kirin cannon, Kirin dragon gun.