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How will a boy behave if he likes you?

First, I am extremely concerned about your work, study and life, and even I am particularly interested in your hobbies.

Second, take the initiative to introduce yourself to family members, relatives and friends, colleagues and fellow villagers. And make a "preconceived" comment.

Third, I have something to discuss with you, ask for your advice, and take the initiative to ask you to make decisions and find ways to deal with major issues.

Fourth, do everything possible to inquire about your past and your family. I am particularly interested in your privacy.

When introducing you to others, you will often exaggerate your strengths and weaknesses, narrow down or hide your weaknesses and mistakes, and even publicize your weaknesses into advantages.

6. I will never forget to bring you some small gifts and souvenirs when I am on a business trip or studying at a meeting.

Remember your birthday best, and often create some festive atmosphere or surprises for you on this day.

On Valentine's Day, he will definitely send you roses and ask you out to party. If you refuse, he will certainly be unhappy.

Love to look at your photo album, care about the photos of young people of the opposite sex in the photo album, and often ask some strange questions for you to answer.

Ten, start to pay attention to your friends and colleagues of the opposite sex, and try to contact and understand them. If you fail, you will have a lot of doubt, jealousy and even resentment.

I hope to receive your letter and phone call every day. If not, he will feel disappointed and uneasy.

12. Everything is always facing you. When you quarrel with others, even if you are wrong, he will stand on your side.

Thirteen, when he has made achievements, even a little progress, he will report to you with joy first, so that you can share the happiness.

Fourteen, in work, study and life, he will take the initiative to ask you for help. You are the first choice for him to talk about some embarrassing privacy issues, and you will especially respect your opinions and suggestions.

15. If the other person is introverted, inarticulate, polite, calm and decent, and pays great attention to discretion, but when he is with you, he is unrestrained and careless, which seems to be endless, it clearly shows that the other person has fallen in love with you deeply.

Sixteen, always try to create opportunities to meet you, increase the number of meetings, even if it is a few minutes at a time, otherwise you can't stand it, and it feels like "not seeing you for a day, like Sanqiu".

17. I often borrow books from you, and sometimes I return them to you without even turning them. I also said how good this book is.

Eighteen, on holidays or meet his family has a major happy event, take the initiative to invite you to his house to play, buy gifts, mostly don't let you pay, but borrow your name.

19. Always ask yourself and your family questions, and consciously or unconsciously "participate in politics": always give your opinions, suggestions and help generously and do your best.

Twenty, on some unimportant issues, you talk about the east and the west, and often sing against you for fun.

Start to pay attention to your clothes. If you are untidy, he will always remind you.

Twenty-two, you can directly criticize and sometimes even interfere with your bad hobbies such as smoking, drinking and gambling.

23. Don't refuse or agree to your reasonable request, but meet it in practice.

24. When you are depressed, he will cheer you up; You are too enthusiastic, and he will come and throw cold water on you again.

Twenty-five, the letters to you are always getting longer and longer, and more and more. Your address and the signature in the letter have also undergone subtle changes.

Twenty-six, for your kiss, hug and other requirements, generally no longer refuse, and can actively cooperate. Even if I disagree with your unreasonable request, I will give you a reasonable explanation. Try not to make you angry or embarrassed.

Twenty-seven, bought new clothes, made a new hairstyle, will happily report to you, most want to hear your praise, if you are absent-minded, he will be angry.

You can always be punctual for your appointments. If you can't arrive due to special circumstances, you will be informed in advance, or please change the time and place to avoid waiting for you.

Twenty-nine, if the other party is a girl and accepts the perfume you sent, it will be very eye-catching, because the perfume contains the beauty of "sweet marriage and refreshing".

30. If the words "5A 1" appear on the envelope of the letter sent to you, it means that the other person has fallen in love with you. The code word for "5A 1" is "I love you".

Of course, the above signals of love can't happen at the same time, but as long as you send more than five signals, you can boldly attack.