British and American humorous jokes

Lend me 3,000 chengguan to restore my powerful China, with the sword pointing to Tianshanxi and the horse stepping on Heihaibei; Bow in Lake Baikal and enjoy the snow on Sakhalin Island; Visit the ancient times in Indochina Peninsula and worship ancestors in the ruins of Tokyo.

Urban management in China. Invincible. See god kill god. See Buddha and kill Buddha. Hit the prince of Europe. Playing Citigroup in North America. You can masturbate in the world. Next second. Destroy the aircraft carrier flying at sea and hit the satellite.

Chinese urban management is a paramilitary organization secretly developed in China, which usually manages cities and implements guerrilla tactics; Can be incorporated into the regular army in wartime. It is an excellent reserve army that can charge, spy, guerrilla, endure hardships and fight. The Pentagon secretly reported that the Chinese Urban Management Team is a terrible paramilitary organization with great potential, and it can be beaten all the time with a broken van or pickup truck (China solemnly promised not to use urban management first).

the second part

"In our eyes, if the British and American special forces are dust, we are sandstorms."

—— Excerpted from the preface of Excellent History of Urban Management.

"run away? We will let you live in infinite fear. "

-An urban management's remarks in battle.

Before the plane crashed, we always thought it was attacked by a surface-to-air missile, but we didn't expect it to be a bamboo pole of the urban management. ......

-Excerpted from SU30 F22 F 1 17A and other former US-Soviet fighter pilots.

When bricks flying all over the sky and countless fists that can't see the route blocked the counted soldiers in the position, I really couldn't imagine that this was just an Iraqi squad trained by urban management.

————————— Excerpted from US Airborne Division 10 1 Captain Miller of E Company, 502nd Regiment.

When an M 1A2 tank unit of our army was destroyed in one morning. There was no sign of an explosion at the scene. Only countless fists. The fist deeply shattered the armor. The members inside were smashed to pieces.

——————————— Excerpted from Corporal Tommy Conlin, 1st Marine Division of the United States Army.

"I'm sorry, I can only answer you that I don't know, because this has already involved the top secret of the country."

-the captain of the urban management team answered the reporter's question about urban management training.

In a battle of our army. There is a position behind our army in the suburbs. When our army has broken through the perimeter. That position has been surrounded by us. We occupied the position. We left behind the bodies of 500 German soldiers. And three f22s. And 30 tiger tanks. But it was five urban management personnel who resisted us for three days and three nights.

————————— Excerpted from Captain Manstein of Company B of the 78th SS Division 12.

Our will suddenly collapsed, just because we knew that there were chengguan in the other army.

-Commander of the United States Marine Corps.

It is better to cooperate with Dung Qing to mobilize soldiers, which is an unbreakable line of defense. It is a great steel wall composed of urban management and dung mobilization soldiers. I am here to warn everyone. Never go to war with China. Because China has urban management and dung green.

Excerpt from President Obama's speech to Congress after he was destroyed by three urban management and dung mobilization soldiers at Pearl Harbor.

A thunderbolt and a sword,

A group of fierce dogs are urban management,

Heart of steel, black intestines,

Comprehensive management to ensure social order.

The sound of killing frightened the beggar,

The fame of LAM Raymond volcano,

Robert will be ruthless,

If you resist, you will rot.

Hit the enemy booth and be fined!

When they appeared on the battlefield, I knew that our end had come.

-former Russian defense minister.

When I saw them, I couldn't think of anything else I can only think of two words: superman.

-Former Prime Minister of Zimbabwe.

You must have never seen the chengguan. If you had, you wouldn't be standing here so completely.

-A disabled American soldier.

You can't imagine. One of our marines snipers accidentally hit a chengguan's hand. That chengguan came all the way to kill him. But ... . He had killed 200 marines when he came. Overturned three tanks. Plus five armed helicopters.

-Lecturer in Delta Force, USA.

Urban management? Did Satan conquer the armies of the world?

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I always thought it was a * * * warrior, until someone told me it was a chengguan, and I saw the chengguan law enforcement, yes ... I saw the chengguan law enforcement. ......

-Smith W. Bush, a patient in the American Rehabilitation Center for Wrist Wounds.

When our aircraft carrier was still assembled in the Pacific Ocean, the urban management had swam across the Pacific Ocean and occupied our capital.

————————————— Memories of an American Navy.

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Urban management version of soldiers assault!

Beijing urban management has a history of 53 years! In the 53 years of urban management history, a total of 15w people have become urban management team members! ""Ma Dashuai, how many chengguan do you have in Beijing? "

"I'm from 15w urban management in Beijing! I am proud of myself! I am proud of my former 149999! "

"Ma Dashuai, do you still remember those predecessors who died for river crabs for urban management?"

"I remember 1 104 predecessors who were sacrificed by urban management for river crabs!"

"Ma Dashuai, when the last person fights, do you have the courage to carry this German shepherd flag?" "

I am the 1st 15W of the urban management team! I have the courage to raise this flag! But I have the courage to be hacked to death first! "

"Ma Dashuai, do you have the courage to sacrifice for your brother?"

"They are my brothers. I died for my brother. "

"Ma Dashuai, no matter who he is, whether he is a captain or a team member, as long as he is a member of the urban management, you have the right to ask him to remember the ancestors of Beijing Urban Management!"

"I will let him remember the predecessors of urban management, and I will remember every word I said today."

"Ma Dashuai, now back with us this song without music of the urban management team. The seniors who can sing this song have all died, and only the urban management team members recite the lyrics here, but I hope you can hear the song of 15w urban management! "

"A thunderbolt and a sword, a group of fierce dogs are urban management; The will of steel, the iron man, * * * smashed the stall for the country. Killing people scares vendors, and urban river crabs have a good reputation. Crushing will be broken, copying will be overturned, and garbage everywhere will sing a song of triumph. ...

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This article is reproduced from: Genko: Lend me 3,000 to Chengguan to restore my mighty China! !