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The world is one big class

1. The class leader of the United States has good academic performance, a rich family, and a tall person. Few people in the class dare to mess with him. I have a bad relationship with the deputy squad leader.

2. Russia, the deputy monitor, has good academic performance and is the tallest in the class. He worked with the monitor all the time last semester. Then something happened at home: the family was separated! Now I am very passive in doing things, but I have a certain influence in the class.

3. British study committee member, good academic performance. The family is also very rich. The squad leader's follower, has no independent opinions on things and listens to the squad leader on everything. A few days ago, I beat up Iraq with my squad leader.

4. Swiss art class representative, class beauty. Have good academic performance and be noble.

5. Austria Music Class Representative

6. Afghanistan Position None. Poor grades. Short stature. Last semester, I was beaten by the deputy monitor, and the monitor helped pay for the medical expenses. A few days ago, I smashed the two tallest pieces of furniture in the squad leader's house and was beaten half to death by the squad leader. Now I am suffering from amnesia.

7. Iraq No position. Poor study. But he is tall and tall, ranking fourth in the class last semester. He had a tough talk and was beaten up by a group of people when he bullied his classmates last semester. A few days ago, the squad leader and study committee member rushed into his home and beat him to pieces.

8. India Because he loves computers, he became the representative of the computer class. I often quarrel with my deskmate Pakistan over the same desk.

9. Pakistan No position. Academic performance is average. He has a good relationship with the Communist Youth League secretary, so he often quarrels with India.

10. Representative of the German Labor Section. Good academic performance and good ideological and moral character. I got into two fights before last semester and got into a fight. As a result, I was pushed to the ground by the squad leader, deputy squad leader and study committee member and beat me up wildly. I later admitted my mistakes quickly and became more aware. The family is wealthy. Now popular.

11. Japan No position, good academic performance. His ideological and moral character are very poor. Last semester, he bullied the league secretary when he was in poor health. Later, he helped the labor class representative rob someone when he was beating him up. He even stole the fish tank from the squad leader's house. As a result, he was beaten up by the squad leader, deputy squad leader, study committee member, and league secretary. Had a meal. Now, because of my good relationship with the squad leader, I don't admit that I stole things and bullied people in the past. And he always thinks about stealing things from the league secretary. In stark contrast to the character of the labor class representative.

12. Vietnam No positions. Poor academic performance. The old man is weak. I was beaten by the squad leader last semester, but luckily I had the support of the deputy squad leader and the league secretary. Later, he provoked the Communist Youth League secretary and was beaten wildly.

13. North Korea has no positions. Poor academic performance. Have a good relationship with the Communist Youth League secretary. Recently, he had a conflict with his squad leader. The squad leader threatened to beat him, but he didn't do it because he was sitting at the same table as the league secretary.

14. China Youth League Secretary. He got good grades in kindergarten and was the strongest physically. He often beat others. In elementary school, I was often bullied by others because of my poor physical condition. Progress has been rapid between last semester and this semester. Have a sense of justice and show no mercy when it's time to take action. Last semester, I had a fight with the monitor over my classmate North Korea and ended up with a draw. Now our relations with North Korea are not very good, but our relations with Pakistan are very good.

15. There is no official position in South Korea, and my younger brother in North Korea broke up last semester. Both wanted to monopolize the family property, and they got into a fight. As a result, he was beaten wildly by his brother. Later, the squad leader, study committee member, etc. helped him beat him. Brother, this resulted in a big fight between the league secretary and the squad leader, and they ended up tied. North Korea and South Korea also divided the family property equally. At the end of last semester, my academic performance improved rapidly. After the separation, I became richer and richer, but my moral character was extremely poor. I loved to plagiarize without admitting it, indulged in obscene love, and loved to brag. The only thing I'm afraid of is the monitor, who is the monitor's lapdog.

16. Indonesia No positions. His academic performance is very poor, his moral character is also very poor, his IQ is extremely low, his family is poor, and he always steals things from the Communist Youth League secretary with Vietnam, so he is a typical person who deserves a beating.

17. The representative of the physics class in Israel has very good academic performance, the highest IQ, and a strong body. He also loves to invent, but his good inventions are always snatched away by the monitor and he dare not say anything. I didn't have a good relationship with a group of Arab classmates. I was afraid of being beaten, so I had to have the support of the class monitor before I dared to come out.

18. Iran No position. Arab. His academic performance is average, his IQ is okay, his body is about the same as Israel's, and he has a good relationship with the league secretary, but he always gets into trouble with the squad leader. Recently, the squad leader wanted to beat him up, but because he would retaliate against his friend Israel, he held off for the time being.

19.Poland No position. His academic performance is average, his health is mediocre, his moral character is poor, and he likes to find trouble when doing nothing. We are neighbors with Germany, the representative of the Labor Section, and Russia, the deputy squad leader, and we are caught in the middle. He has loved to bully weak people and steal things since he was a child.

As a result, last semester I was beaten so violently by representatives from the labor class that my house was demolished. Now I don't have a good relationship with the deputy squad leader and the league secretary. I especially like to get into trouble with the league secretary at class meetings. I have never had any problems with him, and I don't know if there is something wrong with my IQ. Typical type who deserves a beating.