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What have you heard that ruined the three views?
Men cheat just for excitement, and they will go home after the passion. Then let your husband try this. Will you let him go home? It's easy to talk standing up. Young man, suffering is a blessing. Every time I hear such words, my heart is: I wish you a long life! After Didi was killed, many people said, "Girls must learn to protect themselves." Do you want girls to play androgen and practice fighting skills or wrestling? Why don't those who have been asking girls to have a small jasper come out and choke at this time? "You are a girl who behaves like a boy every day. What if I can't get married in the future? " I don't know how to be a woman
You are so rich, do you still care about the money I owe you? It really makes sense that you are so poor. Lending you money is a favor, not a duty. Besides, if I borrowed it and my money fell from the sky, why didn't you pay it back? When a woman gets married, she has to take care of her children at home, do housework and go out to work. Men's hard work is understandable, and women deserve to be housewives? Pregnant in October, it hurts half to death. After giving birth, do you still have to work hard to raise your child? Is that why you married your wife? Then why not hire a nanny?
When I was in high school, adults often said, "When you graduate from college, you can find a good job." However, this is how the coldest joke of the century came from. Girls will tell you before going out: wait for me for five minutes. If you wait carefully, you lose.
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