The annual meeting is funny, and three sentences and half lines are hilarious.

The funny lines of the annual meeting are as follows:

1, production development is the premise, brothers and sisters work together, who has the highest productivity and high technology.

2, scientific development, clever arrangement, cadres and the masses are bent on new tricks. One village, one product, distinctive features, leading all the way.

3, affluent life is the goal, buy a car, buy a house and buy a computer, and you can't have less digital cameras, step by step.

4. Rural customs are of high quality, and words and deeds are polite. Farmers have become urban residents, croaking.

5. The village is clean and tidy, the environment is beautiful, the streets of Xincun are wide and flat, and the integration of urban and rural areas has become a reality, with zero distance.

6, red bricks and white walls are beautiful, people come and go, and every household is happy. Run towards a well-off society.

7. Management democracy is indispensable, government functions have changed greatly, and major decisions are made by the people, which is very good.

8, one person has something to help, the whole village has something to discuss, respect the old and love the young and virtuous. Get rich quick.

9. Farmers get rich through hard work. Since the establishment of cooperatives, vegetable prices have been guaranteed, which is a new fashion.

10, we should rely on scientific farming, remember scientific and technological knowledge, not only understand science and technology, but also manage it. Make more money.

1 1. Grain directly supplements people's hearts, farming is exempt from agricultural tax, and farmers just do it boldly and earn money.

12, getting rich depends on hard work, and a happy life begins. Learn more skills and get rich early. Have brains.

13, compulsory education is widely spread, the country where you study is free, and there are free textbooks, which really saves money.

14. The school implements boarding system. Teachers serve like nannies, and free primary schools are all-inclusive like military schools.

15, linking villages and households to promote development and seek a way out for the people and the people, the first secretary went to the front line. Everyone is scrambling.