Ask for a joke and send a girlfriend.

One day, the teacher took a group of children to the mountain to pick fruit.

He announced: "children, we can wash the fruit together after picking it, and we can eat it together after washing."

All the children went to pick fruit.

At that time, all the children will be together.

Teacher: "Xiaohua, what do you have?"

Xiaohua: "I am washing apples because I picked them."

Teacher: "What about you, Xiaomei?"

Xiaomei: "I'm washing tomatoes because I picked tomatoes."

Teacher: "The children are great! What about Amin? "

A-Ming: "I'm washing cloth shoes because I stepped on shit."

(Note that stepping on a stool and picking tomatoes are the same pronunciation, so it's best to highlight this when you speak, so that everyone feels that Amin suddenly reacts to step on a stool instead of fruit when picking fruits. This is the key to this joke. )

Q: Where do mobile phone users like to go best?

Attendant: Tonghua, Jilin

Q: Why?

Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is busy."

Q: Where do users like to turn off their phones?

Attendant: Ningbo

Q: Why?

Answer: "Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is power off."

These two jokes are a little cold. If your girlfriend's jokes are so high, you can still consider them.

Yitianguang snack street

Find a store that sells egg towers

Every one looks delicious. I want to buy one to try.

I asked the clerk: Is this sold separately?

Shop assistant: No, it's Japanese.

This is the homonym of Denmark. If your girlfriend doesn't reply, you'd better write to her.

An eggplant was walking on the road and suddenly sneezed and said, "Someone took pictures again."

The elephant's nose is the longest in the zoo. Who is the second longest? elephant

What kind of fruit has the worst eyesight? -Mango

Jin Mu is a land of fire and water, whose legs are long? Ham sausage

Brainstorm, remember that women used to like this. )