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The story of toothpick

It's very interesting to watch TV and hear the story of a cold joke and a toothpick.

One day toothpicks were walking on the road, and they couldn't walk fast. Chickens and ducklings on the roadside are laughing at him, and he is also very depressed. Suddenly, he saw a hedgehog. He jumped over happily and shouted at the hedgehog: I'm coming!

? I told my daughter this morning, and she said calmly, We watched it together, whoops! How could I forget!

On the way to see my daughter off, I suddenly jumped out when I saw a crowded car. Now I see people like hedgehogs. For this kind of accusation, I will say: you are a bus! ! ! Daughter smiled, dad, you are so funny.

On the way back, I suddenly thought, since I am a toothpick, I also have some problems with hedgehog. In my eyes, the other person is covered with thorns. Isn't it actually a portrayal of my heart? Fo Yin said Su Dongpo: You see others are a lump of shit, but there is shit in your heart.

There is a Buddha in my heart, and everything I see is a Buddha; The heart is cow dung, and everything you see becomes cow dung.

? There is happiness in the heart and laughter in the world!

The truth of life begins with feelings, and a beautiful day begins with a smile!