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In order to meet a handsome waiter, I ate a discounted meal for a week and didn't know until the next day that the discount had ended. What should I do?

1

The leaflet page of KFC's activities fell out of Yan Yu's book. At that time, Mr Hughes was speaking on the podium in Kan Kan, and Yan Yu sitting in the back row was bored.

So I hooked my head and picked it up on the table, drooling over it.

"Baby, KFC shrimp burger package is half price! How's it going? Are you interested? " Yan Yu used his elbow to pestle the rustling that was almost asleep by Teacher Hughes, and his eyes were full of expectation.

"Well, I have an appointment with my boyfriend after class. I remember telling you. " Rubbed his sleepy eyes a little.

"Hey hey, I forgot, that I go. Anyway, I can eat two by myself. "

When Yu Yan went to KFC after class, there were not many people, so he happily ran to the ordering area.

"Hello, the second shrimp burger set meal is half price, right?"

Little brother, the waiter who ordered in front, squinted at her. "Yes."

"Then I'll have two shrimp burger sets."

"Ok, what would you like to drink in the set meal?"

"Coke! Thank you! "

"Pack or eat here?"

If I eat here, won't I be found to be a glutton? But if you pack it back, it won't taste so good when it's cold.

Yu Yan cocked his head and thought for a moment, then gritted his teeth and said, "Eat here."

The little brother who was making a list in front looked up at her again and said calmly, "OK, please wait a moment."

The seat was empty, so Yu Yan found a place near the ordering table to sit down and wait for the meal.

This just sneaked a look at the little brother who ordered food. He is dressed in clean and tidy work clothes, with heavy eyebrows, fair complexion and regular facial features, and occasionally smiles at the guests, just like a spring breeze.

Such a beautiful little brother knows that it is really not a good thing to eat two meals.

But if you have to choose the same food and handsome guy, Yu Yan will still choose food. After all, she can enjoy the food alone, but the handsome guy has to watch it with others.

Not worth it. Not worth it.

Her number was called on the electronic screen, and when she ran to the edge of the dish, she could vaguely feel her little brother's eyes looking from behind …

With such a longing, Yu Yan ate two bags slowly, then gracefully wiped her mouth with a paper towel, picked up her backpack and left smartly.

2

The day after class, Yan Yu came to KFC again.

I still ordered two shrimp burger sets to eat here. However, this time, the little brother didn't look at her with the slightly surprised eyes for the first time.

Even when Yu Yan ran to serve dishes, he was brave. What's wrong with eating! The key is whether I eat fat or not!

Later, every afternoon after class, I went to KFC to eat the second half-price shrimp burger set meal, and by the way, I peeked at the handsome little brother who ordered food, which became Yu Yan's expected schedule.

On the seventh day, after Yu Yan stepped into the door of KFC, this repetitive schedule changed a little.

Gee, it's strange that today's ordering little brother has become ordering little sister?

"Hello, what can I do for you?"

"Hello, I want two shrimp burger sets, and the second one is half price."

Little sister frowned and said apologetically in her eyes, "Sorry, our activities have long since ended."

It's over long ago? So what did I eat the other day? Yan Yu wants to know.

"I'm sorry, I was delayed on the road today. Sister Lu, let me change shifts. " At this time, the little brother who ordered food changed his work clothes two days ago and said in a hurry.

Then he glanced at Yu Yan standing in the snack bar and said to her with neat big white teeth, "Ah, it's you again, or the shrimp burger set meal, right?"

Yu Yan looked at him with an epiphany and smiled: "I don't want to eat shrimp burger combo today. I want to treat you to crayfish today, ok? "

"But ... I have to work now."

"It's okay, I go to the book mall next to you. What time do you get off work? "

"After two hours, isn't it a bit long?"

"Soon, I'll come to you later!"

three

Xu Nanxing saw Yu Yan looking at the menu across the street, a little confused.

After dinner, Yan Yu looked him in the eye and said, "Xu Nanxing, I know today's activity is over, so, in order to make up for you, invite you to dinner?" Do you mind? "

"Just to make it up to me, so you came to me?" Xu's black pupils are bottomless, and then he takes his time. "hmm? How do you know my name? "

"It's written on the work permit on your work clothes. I saw it. "

"Oh, I see." Xu touched the back of his head and smiled stupidly, then he didn't know what to say to continue the topic.

Fortunately, at this time, the waiter brought two large pots of crayfish, which broke the embarrassing atmosphere.

Yu Yan is wearing disposable gloves. It looks like he's going to have a big fight. Anyway, he knows his appetite, so there is nothing to hide.

After eating a little more, he noticed that Xu, who was opposite, had been quietly peeling crayfish and didn't feed it in his mouth at all! Silently put it all by her side.

No wonder it feels so easy and fast to eat.

"Why don't you eat? This shop is delicious, try it. " Said the hand peeled lobster meat to xu mouth.

Xu Nanxing's hand paused and looked up at Yu Yan. At this time, Yan Yucai realized how ambiguous his actions were, and they were obviously not that familiar.

The next second, his face turned red, but he just put the lobster meat in Xu's bowl.

Xu Nanxing didn't make a sound, hooked a suspicious radian at the corner of his mouth, picked up a bowl of shrimp and fed it into his mouth.

"On the Internet, I said, marry a man who can peel crayfish for you." Yu Yan just suddenly thought of this sentence in my mind, but I didn't expect my mouth to be brought out smoothly.

"So ... girl, are you going to kill yourself?" Xu Nanxing opened his thin lips and looked at her with a smile.

"No, no, no, I can't afford it for everyone ..."

"It's true that not everyone can feed it ..." With that, Xu looked at the shrimp shells piled up on the table lightly.

Yu Yan seems to be used to his jokes. After a hearty meal, he stood up slowly, patted his stomach and said, "Anyway, I don't think you ate much, and I'm almost full." Let's go? "

"Well, all right."

But when waiting at the service desk, I was told that I had bought the bill when I was ready to check out.

Yu Yan ordered a lot because he thought he had to pay the bill himself. Besides, Xu eats very little after dinner, and most of it is in his stomach.

"When did you buy the bill?" Yu Yan turned his attention to the only suspect in this case.

"It's just ... I just got married when I went to the bathroom."

"Why are you like this? It was agreed that it would be my treat. You want me to owe you more and more. " Yu Yan complained with a small wallet in his hand.

"Nothing, next time, please invite me next time." Xu Nanxing rubbed Yu Yan's head with his hand to show his comfort.

Because at the dinner table just now, I already knew that Xu was in the same school as myself. He is a junior and a sophomore in Yu Yan. The place where they eat is not far from school, and they choose to walk back with the purpose of digestion after dinner.

Yu Yan felt embarrassed when she walked side by side with the boy for the first time. I glanced at Xu, who was much taller than myself. Well, she wears expensive brand sportswear.

I couldn't help wondering, "Look, you are not poor at all, why do you want to take a part-time job?"

"Poor, my dad won't give me living expenses, so I can only find a part-time job myself."

Yu Yan looked at him in disbelief, only to find that something was wrong with his face. There seems to be something red like a rash.

"Xu Nanxing, why is your face red?" Yu Yan asked with a little fear.

"Well, I actually forgot to tell you that I am allergic to prawns."

Yu Yan suddenly knew the reason why he ate so little and knocked on his head in regret.

"Why didn't you tell me!" Yu Yan's voice is a little choked up.

"Because I find that you seem to like the appearance of shrimp, I can't spoil your fun." Xu Nanxing saw Yu Yan's remorse, some don't have the heart to comfort her, "you don't do this, I won't die again. I am lighter, go back and take a medicine, and I will be fine the next day. "

"Really?"

"Well, really!" Xu Nanxing increased the tone and said with confidence.

Yu Yan's dormitory is here. After exchanging contact information with Xu, he solemnly said a lot of apologies, and then knelt down and went upstairs.

Xu Xingnan stood looking at the little figure and shook his head with a smile. How can this girl be so cute? I think I'm about to sink in.

four

I don't know that Xu was in the same school as himself before, but I have never seen him before. Knowing that he and he are in the same school, we can meet him everywhere.

Now, for example, Xiao Xiaoxiao, sitting opposite her, bowed her head excitedly and whispered to her, "Yu Yan, a handsome guy has been watching me. What should I do? "

Yu Yan turned supercilious look and turned to look at the handsome boy she said. As a result, she just saw Xu looking at her thoughtfully, and then continued to eat and talk to the boys around her.

"Xiaoxiao Xiaoxiao, you have to remember that you are a woman with a boyfriend!" Say so drizzly, Yu Yan relieved, think his allergies really much better.

Later, Yan Yu took the initiative to invite Xu to dinner on WeChat. After all, I owe him so much money for dinner, and I feel really sorry for myself.

Xu Xinran agrees, but obviously underestimates Xu's fighting capacity. He always buys a good bill unexpectedly every time, or tries hard not to let her pay the bill. Moreover, he also shouted in his mouth, "There is no reason for girls to pay for meals between boys and girls. If you say it, others will not laugh at me. "

As a result, more and more promises are owed. On this day, she was lying on the table and didn't know what to do. Inviting people to dinner is definitely not feasible. He won't take money, so you can't really eat and drink for free.

Of course not. Her father came out of the army and taught her from an early age that she would never take people's needlework.

So Yan Yu wanted to come out and send something. She prepares a pile of bottled milk tea and chocolate in her schoolbag every day, and gives him everything as soon as she sees him.

Because you can always meet him, you don't have to go to him. But Xu is always with his roommate, which leads to a problem. Every time I saw Xu, he didn't talk, so my roommate began to coax him. I don't know what happened, so I stuffed something on him and ran away.

I had no idea that someone behind me said in front of his roommate, "Oh, I can't help it. This guy is so handsome. Look at this little girl. "

As a result, as soon as she ran away from Xu, she ran into Xiaoxiao, who was staring at her waist. "Well, Yu Yan, I said you bought so much food recently, and you didn't care about me. It was originally used to chase men! "

"Er ... what do you know, man? I am paying my debts! " Yan Yu Zheng ran out of breath and said weakly.

five

During the National Day holiday, my roommate and boyfriend made an appointment to visit the great rivers and mountains of the motherland together. Nobody was with them in Yu Yan, so they simply packed their simple luggage and went home.

I thought I could have a good sleep for a few days during the holiday, but her father started knocking at her door early in the morning.

"Little fish, get dressed. We have guests coming later. "

Yu Yan couldn't stand her father knocking at the door all the time, rubbed his sesame paste eyes and ran to open the door with long hair. "Who's here?"

"Well, it's a comrade-in-arms of my father's former army. I just learned in the WeChat group that his son is still in the same school as you. I'll bring it to you today. "

"How can you invite people home without asking me first if I want to know them?" After all, it's really embarrassing for dad to bring a strange boy to see her.

"Good good, but before my uncle and I had a steamed bread, you see on my face, just this once. Besides, I just want you to meet, and I won't let you do anything. This is a school where we can take care of each other. " Hong Yan's father said, and pushed Yu Yan into the room again, urging her to change her clothes and go to wash.

Even if she doesn't want to, she can't turn her face. Already missed breakfast time, Yan's mother knew that guests were coming and was already busy having lunch in the kitchen. After washing, Yu Yan sat on the sofa and brushed Weibo.

When the doorbell rang, Yan Fu was not in the living room at this time. Yu Yan had to drag her feet to open the door, but when she opened it, she was shocked.

How can Xu Can Nanxing be here! ! (Novel title: "Be My Pig", written by Xiao Yueer. From: read some stories every day and watch more exciting)