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Think the most classic paragraph

I long to tell you the deep feelings I must express to you, but I dare not because I am afraid you will laugh at me.

This is why I laugh at myself and playfully destroy my privacy.

I see my pain because I am afraid you will.

I long to tell you the things that I must express to you, but I dare not because I am afraid that you will not believe these words.

This is why I use lies to cover up my true meaning and say words that are contrary to my true meaning.

I make my pain seem a lie because I am afraid you will.

I am eager to say what I want to say in the highest possible language, but I dare not, for fear of not getting an equivalent return.

That's why I gave you a bad name to exaggerate my ruthless power.

I hurt your heart because I am afraid that you will never understand any pain.

I long for you to sit beside me silently, but I dare not, for fear that my tongue will reveal the emotions in my heart.

This is why I keep talking nonsense and hide my heart behind my words.

I treat my pain harshly because I'm afraid you will.

I long to escape from you, but I dare not because I am afraid that my cowardice will be noticed by you.

This is why I come to you so proudly and nonchalantly.

You keep shining your eyes on me, making my pain grow new——

Love dialogue

Once, there was a sincere love in my heart In front of me, I didn't cherish it.

I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this.

Cut my throat with your sword! Look no further!

If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to that girl:

I love you.

If I have to add a time limit to this love,

I hope it is... ten thousand years!

The cool breeze is blowing, the autumn moon is boundless, and I feel like my days are like years.

Although I am not a jade tree facing the wind, chic and suave, I have a broad mind and strong arms. Ben, do you love me?

My love for you is like a surging river, flowing endlessly.

It is also like the Yellow River overflowing, out of control.

It is like the sunset over the western mountains, brilliant and brilliant!

I miss you, I love you, I can’t live without you.

I must have you!

You are my heart, you are mine Liver, you are three-quarters of my heart.

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My love is like a dream, like a daydream, I thought I could hold my beloved

But when I woke up, I realized that I was still me, still standing motionless.

Loving someone is hard. Why can't I stop giving!

Loving someone is very tiring. Why can't I refuse lovesickness!

Loving someone is a silly thing. Why am I still stubborn!

Loving someone is quick. Why do I still keep your shadow!

Since ancient times, passion has left room for hatred, and this hatred lasts forever~~~

I hope to meet a lover. . .

On the road of love, I am unrestrained and unrestrained, and I meet you, who is more unrestrained than me. I am as cool as the wind

You are as cool as the rain. When I was getting along with you casually, I found that I fell in love with you casually.

But I would rather my cool wind stop coolly and let your cool rain fall quietly and coolly

It rains coolly on me and makes me feel More chic and unrestrained -

Nothing else - please fall in love with me in a chic and unrestrained way -

Spring is the season of falling in love, because everything is pregnant with vitality.

Summer is the season of love, because everything is full of passion.

Autumn is the season for holding hands, because there are golden fallen leaves everywhere.

Winter is the season of hugging each other, because hugging each other can withstand all cold winds.

And for me, spring, summer, autumn and winter are the same!

In spring, I wait alone for the flowers to bloom.

In summer, walking alone in heavy rain.

In autumn, a person walks among the fallen leaves and enjoys the loneliness and desolation.

In winter, watching the embracing lovers shivering alone Return to top

The world of OICQ is an eternal and gorgeous world. In this world that is both clear and blurry, I know you.

You came gently, with deep eyes and a moo, you came to my side and stepped into my heart.

You love to talk and laugh, which is always memorable. So, you became my partner in the OICQ world.

Every time I go online and see your presence, it makes me excited.

Every time, we always have endless topics to talk about, and we talk about endless topics.

From study to life, from life to each other’s emotional world….

You said we would be lifelong friends, and I laughed. I found myself slowly falling in love with you

There will always be rainy days and sunny days in life, but there will always be sunshine after rain.

I am like an umbrella, no matter it rains or shines, I will always be by your side.

If one day, when you think of someone who loved you, then there must be me among them.

If one day no one loves you anymore, then I must be dead.

The water of East Lake is green and green. Our love has just begun. You are my heart, I am your liver, and you are 3/4 of my love.

Woman Woman, I love you, just like Mickey Mouse loves rice, he gnaws at you, falls in love with you, and then eats you.

How many times

I wandered on the road you passed by

Reminiscing about the time I had with you

Looking forward

Maybe

you will pass

give me a beautiful encounter

How many times return to the top of the page

I Whispering your name in my dream

I thought it was the most beautiful word I have ever seen

Thinking it out loud

It is miserable and unrecognizable

There is no end to the journey

Afraid of not knowing when we meet

Afraid that we will already be strangers

Do you know? I told you a long time ago

You are my heart, you are my liver, and you are the raisin in my heart.

You are my intestines, you are my stomach, and you are the red rose in my heart.

For you I widened the Great Wall, and for you I dried up the yellow sand. You are the pulufan in my heart.

Being too infatuated with you will lead to regrets

If you don’t know how to put away love, it will be difficult to get closer

How can I give up if I am too sincere to you

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The love and hate in my heart will only make me cry

I am too sad to say goodbye to you. Return to top

The years have made it impossible for me to conceal the sadness and anger in my heart

How much love hurts

Have you ever asked me

I am too sad to tell you

The pain makes me feel discouraged and cold. Love and Dreaming away

How much love hurts how much

I am the one who leaves memories

Sad people are even sadder

When you Your smile is like the rising sun lighting up the sky. One, two, three, and four of the flowers in my heart are blooming beautifully

When your stern face covers the sky like dark clouds, my tears fall on my feet at one, two, three, four. Return to the top of the page

Oh baby baby, I am really, really tired. Your heart changes again and again and never gets tired.

But my feelings are by no means frivolous. I will still follow BABY step by step, two steps, three steps and four steps to the end of the world

When I said I'll be your man, you said love at first sight and wishful thinking are too dangerous, staring blankly

Watching you slowly walk away, my heart breaks into pieces

This is a beautiful sea! But no one has come to travel yet! I'm looking forward to your arrival! Make waves in this calm sea!

This is what I am;

This is what I am;

When I want to laugh, I laugh;

When I want to cry, I hug my head and cry;

You laugh at me and I laugh at your ignorance even more;

You despise me and I despise your hypocrisy even more;

If you appreciate me, I will let you see my heart;

If you love me, I will give you my soul.

The night is coming quietly again, and the boundless loneliness envelopes me again. These few lone stars hang in the deep and silent night sky, return to the top of the page

In the bright moonlight It seems very dark, but he still insists on letting his own light shine, but have you ever noticed me?

I am like the star waiting for your soul to mingle. Maybe I am not as dazzling as the sun, nor as bright as the moon.

But I can bring a "star" , a "star" that belongs to you and me.

I bless the day I found you.

I want to stay aroud you.

And so i beg you,

Let it be me.

Don't take this heaven from me.

If you must cling to somebody, now and forever, let it be me.

Each time we meet, love,

I find complete love.

Without your sweet love,

What life could be?

So never leave me lonely;

Tell me you love me only,

And that you'll always let it be me.

A kind of alien life way, return to the top of the page

A questioning image design,

A special value orientation,

An anti-traditional style of behavior,

A completely self-centered attitude towards life....

I ------- have always been so cool! Do you like it?

Coming into this world, everything seems inexplicable and wonderful!

Inexplicable sadness, inexplicable pain.

You can’t control it!

I have no choice but to let myself search for the inexplicable feeling in this inexplicable world! I'm looking forward to your inexplicable surprise!

"I'm afraid it's too late. I want to hold you until I feel your wrinkles and the traces of time.

Until I am sure that you are real, until I lose my strength. For you , I do”...

Because it is transparent, I can see clearly that I like you.

"I'm afraid it's too late. I want to hold you until I feel your wrinkles and the traces of time."

The wind is blowing, and the new leaves of the sycamore tree follow the rhythm of the wind. Flying slowly until the gray land is paved with green.

You asked me what color life is. Black

What is my persistence? What is my effort? What is my love? What is my tolerance?

What is my decision? What is my love? Return to page Chapter 1

When you keep saying you love me

I want to forget it and cover my ears

Who wants to be led by the nose by suspicion

When you kiss me gently

I thought about it so much that I forgot not to look back

A man’s enemy is woman or freedom

Don’t explain a ridiculous mistake

Don’t forgive someone who loves you by nature

Emotions don’t have consequences by nodding or shaking their heads

I love you, but I dare not say it. I am afraid that if I say it, I will die soon.

I am not afraid of death. I am afraid that if I die, no one will love you like me.

I copied this poem from a magazine.

It is so attractive, every sentence of it is so romantic and so simple.

Whenever I think of poems, I can’t help but think of you.

Your beauty attracts me, and your laughter is as sweet as the dew after the rain. ,

But whenever I confess to you, you ponder. . . . .

At that time, you were like a judge about to judge a prisoner, completely numb.

I said it, I know I will go crazy if I keep saying it,

Then my body will be controlled by the devil and I will no longer be able to control myself,

Oh ! God! ! Please help me. . . . . . . Help me. . . . . . . .

No! ! I don't need you to save me, what I want is your affirmation of me.

I am not afraid that you will reject me, I am afraid that you will not trust me.

While you were talking to me, I kept suppressing the extinct volcano in my heart.

This feeling is very uncomfortable. Do I really like you?

I don’t know, I only know that I am escaping. . . . . . escape. . . . . .

I don’t want to know anything about you. What I want to know is do you like me?

I can’t control myself anymore! !

Yes! ! I like you! ! ! I want to shout to the world: "I'm crazy!! Yes, I'm crazy!!"

When I hung up the phone, the knot in my heart loosened and everything was over. . . . . . . Back to top

But I am still awake, because I know that I really love you! !

Girl, who knows what a girl is?

Girls are pure

Girls are cherished

The world is a romantic space for boys and girls

Let us maintain it Enjoy this beautiful paradise!

Maybe Snow White can be kissed awake by the prince, but where can I find the modern version of Cinderella?

Unfortunately, I lost my glass slipper in my dream, and the prince who came to meet me lost his only important clue.

It’s so sad to wake up and realize it was just a dream!

Why do I always tell boys to say: I really like you, please believe me

I will treat you well, why do you say this?

Can you promise me?

Why do girls always say: We are not suitable

I am really embarrassed

I don’t like you

Butterfly Lovers' Love,

White Clothes Love in the West Wing, Back to Top

The Stone Love in the Red Chamber,

Fox Love in Liaozhai,

Gu Kuang’s relationship with the red leaves,

Cui Hu’s relationship with the peach blossom,

Huo Xiaoyu and Li Yi’s relationship with the sword and hairpin, what about you and me?

Emotions are a permanent topic, and that’s because too many people are hurt.

We can’t finish talking about it and can’t forget it.

Hoping to meet someone who can fall in love is a luxury wish for us.

The man said Women are bad, women say men are bad.

But for me, there are no good or bad people, only love and dislike.

There are only injured people. But really don't blame anyone. The emotional scale is only used to measure how much you pay. Return to the top of the page

No one can say anything about feelings, keep a normal attitude

Just face it! Don't give up your desire for love, don't be disappointed in feelings!

Be brave! One day happiness will come. Believe in yourself and your feelings! Be a fearless person.

I used to love you so much.

It used to be so romantic.

The former vows of eternal love are forever, rolling in honey. . . .

It hurts so much now.

It hurts so much now.

Nowadays, I can’t sleep at night, spending my days smoking and drinking, anesthetizing myself. . . .

The past and now are like a movie, with anticipation, excitement, aftertaste, and forgetfulness. . . .

The depth of love once was directly proportional to the depth of hurt now.

This is just a stop in life, the spring, summer, autumn and winter of last year. .

. . . . . .

I used to love you so much.

It used to be so romantic.

The former vows of eternal love are forever, rolling in honey. . . .

It hurts so much now.

It hurts so much now.

Nowadays, I can’t sleep at night, spending my days smoking and drinking, anesthetizing myself. . . .

The past and now are like a movie, with anticipation, excitement, aftertaste, and forgetfulness. . . .

The depth of love once was directly proportional to the depth of hurt now. Return to the top

This is just a stop in life, the spring, summer, autumn and winter of last year. . . . . . . .

I was hurt once because it was only once that made me see myself clearly.

I know what I want and what I can give.

I am waiting to use my sincerity, because this is all I have.

What is waiting for is your and my future, waiting for her.

It is very common for a drizzle to fall at dusk, but the one who doesn’t want it to move is myself in the rain.

In the rain, the story I kept thinking about remained in the sky beside the Suomo River in the distance.

At this moment, such a scene comes to mind:

Your long hair hangs down like a curtain, covering your beautiful face,

You walk through the grassy field covered with raindrops, and behind you are all the little talking flowers blooming.

That’s when I got to know you and those deep pool-like eyes that kept me drunk all summer.

Acacia is always due to a kind of distant loneliness.

The distant people I miss in the rainy night are resurrected together with all the past feelings.

I always want some words like water to flow into a river of love, flowing to the sky where you are.

I know that my love is tied to the water and the direction of my emotions.

I am destined to wait at the source for a long time.

In the dream, you are downstream of the view, on the other side of the emotional river.

Perhaps we can re-tie the past events tightly into a raft,

After finishing a period of confused gaze, bathing in the rain and fog at this time,

The last thing to do is to sink the boat. I usually come by car and break into your world of lonely lights one night.

Tonight's rain has brought me back my lost past, and brought me closer to the things that have left me.

I know that there are still people on the other side of the river at this time. Your distant concern,

I think after the rain, there should be a full moon, right?

Today you and I are no longer the same, yesterday’s wind and rain are still the same——

I waved goodbye to the tenderness of the past, but I can’t release the pain of abandonment—— Return to top

Perhaps it is destined to end and begin at the same time——

But I------

My friends persuaded me to forget her and try again. Find someone, fall in love again, and maybe happiness will come together -

But who would be willing to accept a purple rose to heal an unfamiliar scarred heart?

Gentle love

It is slow lovesickness

When love is by your side

You know I am a romantic

I can see a leaf falling from the old locust tree, and I can see the clouds changing into a white gauze skirt.

I can confidently tell the stop sign in front of the door, and I can also conclude that the moss around me is decreasing day by day.

But what can I say about love? Can I tell its location, its color, its temperature?

Can I tell its posture, its preferences, and its smell? Do I know when it will come?

Do I know the direction it is leaving? I have a shelf of books and I am constantly adding to them.

These books tell me about the lives of people many years ago and what is more valuable than what.

These books have gone through many vicissitudes of life, and their authors seem to have experienced love.

These books also seem to have experienced love, making people willing to listen. But what can I understand about love?

When every night comes, I always feel lonely and scared.

That feeling makes me uncomfortable. I always feel It’s so depressing that I can’t even breathe.

I can only let my body wander like a ghost in the dark night

Wander the streets and let my soul wander on the Internet, looking for myself. The so-called relief is to vent one's dissatisfaction.

I feel so negative every day, living like a zombie in this world that disgusts me.

I really want to go back to the top of the page

I don’t understand why our generation has encountered so many troubles.

I think it’s because of the situation we are in. This era has given us too much comfort and too much time to find trouble for ourselves.

I have always envied my parents' generation.

Although they suffered a lot in life, because of this their The emotional world is so simple.

There is no earth-shattering oath of love, but there is a plain and happy life that makes people envious.

The ferryman in the world of mortals

I came across the river from a long distance,

On the other side, the smoke and waves are flowing, but someone is looking for me

On the other side, there are three prosperous cities Thousand, but there is someone waiting for me

The ferryman has already gone away

Walking alone, unable to return

The moonlight tonight is particularly charming,

Hazy.

I can’t help but wonder:

Is it the most beautiful when it’s hazy?

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Distance is a kind of beauty!

However,

distance is also a kind of pain,

it makes us can only embrace missing and fall asleep.

The moonlight tonight is really beautiful.

Is the moonlight in Nanjing also so charming?

He must be watching too.

Suddenly I felt that

our eyes met at the same beauty at the same time,

in different places,

It’s also happiness!

Someone said:

True love has never been intimidated by distance!

From the day I fell in love with him,

this sentence gave me

my persistent belief in this relationship.

Just like the intoxicating moonlight tonight,

We can appreciate it even though we are thousands of miles apart.

This may be:

"I wish you a long life, thousands of miles away from the moon"! Back to top

In the dead of night,

leaning alone in front of the window,

I thought,

The easiest thing to feel in the dark is Lonely.

Loneliness is my deepest feeling in the days without him!

I have always thought that after so many years,

I have become accustomed to loneliness,

I have become accustomed to walking this road full of thorns alone.

No one understands,

No one cares.

I was stubborn and refused to give in, but all I got in exchange was scars.

Although I thought...

However, this is just self-deception.

If I could get used to loneliness,

I should have been numb long ago. Back to top

Soon he came into my life.

He said it was God's arrangement.

Let him bring me happiness.

I am timid and afraid of getting hurt again.

True love makes it impossible for me to escape!

I held his hand tightly,

He said he would make me no longer lonely in this life,

I smiled at him.

Maybe, if it really works.

I originally wanted to love only her, but she can only love me but not be with me.

I am really tired from being alone in a huge crowd.

I hope your presence can help me share my happiness or sadness, okay? amp;