What funny articles have you read?

This style is very unique.

Walking cooler

You are the cleverest child in this street.

Controlled nuclear fusion at room temperature was realized for the first time in the world.

Why did the rabbit lose the tortoise-hare race and receive money?

Where there is sea in your heart, there is sea everywhere.

Find the area occupied by the red ball.

Explain to me how the car got in.

Photo 1: Do you know the phenomenon of "ant death vortex"? Some netizens photographed the death vortex of ants. This phenomenon was first observed in 1936. At that time, ant biologists came across a death circle composed of hundreds of ants. This phenomenon lasted all day, and a heavy rain didn't even stop them. By the next day, most of the ants were dead, but there were still some ants in a weak circle and in a dying state. The reason for this phenomenon is that this kind of ant is led by a kind of "leading ant", which secretes trace pheromones for other military ants to follow with their sense of smell. Once the leading ant loses its way or gets lost, the whole army ant will lose its way, even fall into a "death vortex", and finally die because of exhaustion of physical strength.

Figure 2: The Daily Mail of the United States reported a few days ago that a lumberjack in Florida, USA, cut down a big tree with great efforts. The man looked at the slowly falling tree, and before he could be happy, he was immediately hit by the roots of the tree, and everyone was bounced. He hasn't got up for a long time, and it hurts to look at him. Enthusiastic netizens said: The big tree is really a beautiful "anti-killing" and it has always been a big move.

Figure 3: A man fell asleep on the way from South Vietnam to North Vietnam, but when he woke up, he felt a tingling pain in his leg. At this moment, I found something was wrong. A little hand stuck out from the gap in the front seat and pulled off the leg hair from his thigh one by one. He said, "I saw this child plucking my leg hair. I don't know whether to laugh or stop. " Netizen teased: I found a loss halfway. If you get off the plane and find that your leg hair is gone, how scary it is!

Figure 4: A college student was stunned by washing socks. When the nurse took him to the emergency room on a stretcher, he was foaming at the mouth and his body was accompanied by a slight convulsion. The doctor asked him if he had eaten anything or smelled something before he passed out, which led to poisoning and coma. The college student shook his head and said that he only washed his socks with hot water for a month.

Figure 5: A man is verbally summoned to the police station. Before entering the door, he picked up the broom and began to clean. The police are confused. He replied: You should be flexible and insightful, and you can make a good impression on the police. Netizen teased: You think meeting the police is meeting your mother-in-law.

Figure 6: A driver was stopped by the traffic police after drinking. The driver quickly opened the door and ran out. The traffic police thought he was going to escape. Unexpectedly, the driver squatted on the roadside lawn and began to pull weeds. The traffic police couldn't stop him. He ate all the grass. Netizens speculated that the driver must have eaten roast whole sheep when drinking.

2. I was woken up by the phone in the middle of last night. It seems that I dialed the wrong number. It's a man. Before I could speak, he asked, wife, where are you? When I get angry, I just say: She is taking a bath. Hang up when you're finished, and then go back to sleep in silence! I got up in the morning and saw dozens of missed calls. That's right. If you dare to let me sleep badly, I will let you sleep! I can't help being too headstrong.

Yesterday, I was driving with my wife, and an old man waved at the roadside. I was about to brake when my wife said, "What are you doing?" Me: "That's my high school teacher. Give him a lift? " Wife: "No, it's too dangerous." Me: "One of his teachers is not a terrorist. What is the danger? " Wife: "I'm afraid you'll fall asleep as soon as he talks."

4. My best friend gave birth to a daughter, and the young couple turned to the dictionary to name the child, but they were still not satisfied. A buddy at work gave advice to his girlfriend: Brother Wu, I think it's better to be elegant. When my brother-in-law heard this, he felt good and called softly all day until his niece went to kindergarten. The first time I heard the teacher call the roll, my brother-in-law was not calm in an instant.

5. My colleague served a full moon wine, and I took my wife to dinner. She was very happy on the road, saying that it was not for eating, but mainly to see the baby happy. Later, at the banquet, when I was eating and drinking, she touched my arm and said, "Theme." So I took her to see the baby and had a few drinks with my colleagues. When she got back to her seat after work, she said in my ear, "I asked you to clip a pig's trotter for me, and now it's gone."

6. I bought the original chicken at KFC two days ago. I ate chicken wings and put two trotters in. Take it to my daughter-in-law and tell her that KFC has just come out. As a result, my daughter-in-law really believed it. Today, she went shopping with her colleagues and beat me up when she came back. She told her colleagues to go to KFC and shouted: two pig's feet! As a result, the audience looked over ... the waiter said: this is really not!

7. On my wife's birthday yesterday, I asked her what she wanted, and she said, "I want the moon in the sky!" In the evening, I took her hand and went to the yard to fill the washbasin with water. She said, "I don't want to meet the water!" " "I smiled and shook my head:" Of course not ... "Then I threw water on her head:" Are you out of your mind? If you want the moon, why not go to heaven? "

My first love was that I had a crush on a female classmate in middle school. One winter vacation, after stealing a lot of liquor from my dad at home, I went to tell her that I was drunk! As a result, my first love died before it started, because I was facing her, and I was about to speak, so I couldn't help but get drunk and spit on her face. ...

9. Go with some classmates to celebrate the 70th birthday of the former class teacher. The old class was very happy, and insisted on talking with us very late, teaching us to have an indomitable heart no matter in work or life. Later, when we all lost, he let us go with a mahjong table. ...

10. When my son went to his grandmother's house for the first time, his mother told him to take the train to his grandmother's house. When they rushed to the ticket gate with the crowd, the son asked, "Mom, what are so many people doing?" Mother said, "By train." The son is even more strange: "Do they all go to grandma's house?"

1 1. One day, Xiao Ming of Grade Two suddenly told his parents? : "Mom and Dad, I have grown up. I can be independent and I will live alone in the future. " Dad: "This is a good thing. Mom and Dad have no reason to object. " Xiaoming: "Then I left your luggage at the door" …

12. Just coming out of the hospital, my five-year-old son suddenly said to me, "I want to be a hero!" "Heroes should start with small things, help others when they are in trouble, help the old lady when she falls, stop thieves in time on the bus, help chase robbers on the road, rush to fight when they meet robbers in the bank, and stop fighting when they see a quarrel between the young couple, understand? ..... ""Know how to provoke! " The child nodded and smiled foolishly, but I didn't laugh, just held the paternity test book tighter. ...

13. Go to dinner and check out with my buddy. Boss: 184. Here 180. I glanced at the bill: no, boss, this is not our desk. Boss: Huh? Then ask: aren't you No.5? I said it was the 4th, and the boss said he was embarrassed, so he quickly turned to our bill, brother, 240, thank you! I call you big mouth.

14. Tell you a sad story. Take a small number of students in a test tube, add a lot of homework, and filter and separate them to get Xueba and Xueba. I added a lot of test papers to Xueba, but Xueba didn't respond obviously. Add a small number of test papers to Xueba, and all the students die, resulting in a lot of bubbles.

Ben, come and answer.

I hope the humorous jokes and jokes shared by this baby can bring you happiness and good mood.

1, I heard two women talking in the back on the bus yesterday. One of them suddenly said, "My chrysanthemum itches." At that time, my egg had an explosive pain. I was about to look back at a woman when another woman said, "I think cactus is easy to raise."

My friend's daughter is four years old, and her name is Yao Xi. She didn't feel anything before I took this little guy to the mall last night. She ran ahead. I'll call her: Yao Xi, Yao Xi. . . . . . Who knows, the child turned around and said angrily to me: Baga. I laughed!

3. Look at someone in Weibo who said that when he was in a bad mood, he went to talk to his aunt in the community, and he would know who was worse off than you in ten minutes. I tried to find my aunt in the community and told her about my miserable life. My kind aunt patted me on the shoulder and said, "What is this? Xiao Wang in Building 7 is much worse than you. " I cried after listening to it, because I am Xiao Wang in Building 7. ...

Walking on land, a child gave me 200 yuan to be his parent. I promised him for the money. When I got to his class teacher, I immediately knelt down and said, "Wife, listen to me. . . . "

Once upon a time, there was a little mermaid who fell in love with the human prince. To meet the prince, she found a witch. The witch gave her a bottle of magic medicine and warned her that it might turn into foam if she drank it, but the little mermaid drank it without hesitation. Slowly, she saw many bubbles rising around her. She looked up and saw her prince, but he looked at her affectionately and said, "Hey, the water is boiling, and the waiter added some sauerkraut to this fish!" "

6. Ren Woxing and Xiang Wentian didn't take revenge on Dong Fangbubai, but were hunted down by Dong Fangbubai. They fled into a narrow and winding alley in a carriage. Ren Woxing nervously ordered: "Dong Fangbubai is coming! Turn left and turn right! " ..... "I said turn right, turn left! Turn left, turn right! To the left ... "Bang! Ren Woxing Xiang Wentian, 50 years old.

7. One day, Lao Wang's neighbor went out, asked Lao Wang to take good care of his Tibetan mastiff and parrot, and told him that Tibetan mastiffs can tease at will, but parrots can't tease. . Lao Wang teased the Tibetan mastiff for a long time, but nothing happened. When he saw the parrot, he thought the Tibetan mastiff could be teased. What is that stupid bird afraid of? . . Decisively teasing the parrot, the parrot said, "Tibetan mastiff, bite him!" " ! "Lao wang, ................, at the age of 45.

8. Next to the barbecue stall of a kebab, a lamb knelt there and looked at the kebab being roasted. Tears kept falling: "Mom, mom, they roasted you!" "

Halfway through crying, a little mouse came over and gave the lamb a white look: "Why are you crying?" ! That's my mother! "

9. I waited in line at the supermarket to check out. A big fat man in the back stared at my cart and said, "Buy so much food."

I said, "Yes, you bought a lot, too." The fat man said: "I can't help eating every day, and my mood is so complicated."

I said, "You can't eat like this. No matter how fat you are, you can't get a wife. "

The fat man was silent for a while and said, "I am a woman."

When is revenge?

African hot foot dance prototype

I would like to share the classic funny pictures that I have treasured for many years. Don't ask me for a stomachache [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] Sometimes I don't know why, a picture can laugh for half a day. Let's have a look!

I thought the master had a girlfriend. I want to say that even the monk has taken off the bill now, but when I look carefully, it seems that something is wrong!

It is said that the price of the second brother has risen sharply now, but this style really makes me move! Boss, I want both!

Brother, I wronged you. This job is really not for everyone. I sympathize!

Mom, why is the world so big, but there is no place for me?

Even dogs can take selfies and smile these days! Why can't I learn? This angle is really good, Wang Wang. How did you find the best shooting position?

Little fellow, are you dissatisfied with your life experience in this life? [Cover your face] [Cover your face] [Cover your face] Good-looking styling [A flash of inspiration]

This is the best daddy with a baby I have ever seen!

Baby: "demo, I am taller than you!" " "

Dad: "I can finally watch the ball game with peace of mind!" " "

Son, do you want to fly high? This posture makes me very tired. I must be more tired when riding! Where does the inspiration of designers come from? We'd better use our motorcycles in China.

No one is bigger than the fish I caught! Is this more labor-saving? After reading it for a long time, I don't know if it is a bag or a fish. Did you get a look at him?

Life is full of surprises, as long as you are willing to bring you endless joy! Sometimes a photo can make us laugh! Happiness is a day, and unhappiness is also a day. Why bother yourself?

Have you seen any funny pictures?

Thank you.