What joke is "I think it's funny"

1. A sex maniac, a money addict and a homosexual died at the same time. They all wanted to go to heaven. God told them that they must stand the test on the way to heaven and get rid of bad habits before they can enter heaven, otherwise they can only go to hell. Three people set out for heaven when they suddenly saw a group of beautiful women on the roadside. The pervert who walked in front couldn't help rushing to touch her hands and feet, and suddenly fell into hell. The other two walked on and suddenly saw a wallet on the ground, with a thick stack of money faintly visible. The money addict bent down and picked it up. Just as he was about to touch his wallet, he remembered the abnormal horror that had just fallen into hell, so he held back his greed, straightened up and went to heaven alone.

Second, a bar in Mexico issued an announcement: people who complete the three tasks of this bar can drink free of charge for life;

An alcoholic asked the bartender what his task was, and the bartender told him, "First, drink a glass of tequila full of peppers;" Secondly, pull out the teeth of the horse in the backyard; Finally, meet the lonely ugly woman upstairs. "

Without saying a word, the drunkard killed the tequila in one gulp and rushed to the backyard. After an earth-shattering horse bark, the drunkard ran back with red eyes: "Say it quickly! Where is the woman who wants to have her tooth pulled out? ! "

Third, my friend's newly-opened restaurant has a particularly large facade and spends a lot of money on solid wood decoration. On the second day of opening, I drew more than 200 small advertisements. My friend had no choice but to find someone to repaint it in three days and spent 5000 yuan. Unexpectedly, it was completely occupied by small advertisements three days later, and there was a sentence left on the facade: If you dare to clean again, you will be restless! Such clamor angered my friend, and I also asked someone to make a small advertising device with inkjet printing, recording the numbers on the facade of his hotel one by one, and then armed to the teeth in the dead of night, spraying all the walls of banks, governments and police cars and spraying the numbers on the facade of his house. ...

Fourth, my friend's child is full moon. I sent a gift to my child by express mail. After receiving the courier, the child happily called me and said, "Thank you for your gift. I like it very much. "

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