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Who has the short message joke told by Dongdong in Biography of Mao? It's that uncle or something

Mother's brother

My uncle went home to be a guest, but Xiaowen said to his mother, "Mom, I'm going to the zoo to see monkeys."

Mother immediately angered: "What are you looking at? Your uncle is here, what zoo are you going to! "

Dog eyes

A man with a dog said angrily to the pet shop owner, "You sell this dog to me as a doorman. Last night,

The thief came into my house and stole 3 0 0 yuan dollars from me, but the dog didn't say a word. "The boss immediately replied:

"The dog's former owner was a millionaire, and he didn't care about the 3 0 0 yuan dollars."