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Where is the joke story?

I'll give you three articles to read. ...

1 As I said last time, in order not to be laughed at by the people, the emperor braved the cold wind and walked naked through the parade.

After returning to the palace, the emperor was furious and immediately asked the minister to invite these two "royal tailors", but unfortunately the building was already empty. The emperor immediately sent someone to chase him. After three years of chasing, the whereabouts of the two swindlers are still unknown, and the matter is gone.

Come back to see the emperor! He hasn't been idle for three years, and he still stays in his dressing room all day. One day, a group of famous designers who claimed to be from the 26th century came to the palace. They say they can make unique and exquisite clothes. This can make the emperor beautiful, but he learned a great lesson from the last incident. Let them make a suit first and show it to him when it is ready.

So the next day, the group came to see the emperor with their dresses. Because they come from the 26th century, fabrics are certainly not ordinary fabrics. They choose a kind of fabric called "light weave", which is transparent, painted with color and changed as soon as it is wiped. The emperor smiled. He dreams of having a changeable dress. Today, his dream has finally come true. He was so happy that he couldn't find the north.

From then on, when people mention the emperor, they will definitely think of the studio, because he doesn't have to change clothes, just call all the painters and help him "paint" clothes. It's a busy time for those painters. They have to have innovative patterns and exquisite designs all day. If they are not careful, they will give birth. The emperor likes this kind of "all-purpose" clothes very much and wears them all the time, because if he doesn't take them off for a long time, the clothes will "grow" on him and he can't take them off if he wants to!

The emperor proudly completed the parade with a big belly and returned to the palace happily. Unexpectedly, a trusted minister said, "Your Majesty, forgive my rudeness. Those two weavers are liars. They cheated the emperor. The clothes on the emperor are far less beautiful than before. " The emperor changed his previous arrogance and asked cautiously, "Really? Then what do you think of my clothes? " The minister said, "I dare not say. I am afraid that I am wrong. " The emperor said impatiently, "I forgive your innocence." Say it quickly. " The minister said hesitantly, "I, I, I can't see any clothes." When this word came out, it set off a storm. The emperor became angry from embarrassment: "Well, you big fool, how dare you call me naked." Like a street kid. "Say that finish and kicked him to the outside of the cloud nine.

However, the emperor felt uneasy. He asked other ministers to put on this dress and have a look. They are all wearing the same clothes. At this time, the emperor gradually believed what the children and ministers said.

He sent several officials and ordered them to catch the two swindlers. However, the two swindlers have long since escaped. Helpless, your honour had to report to me at the palace. The emperor said angrily, "then go to other countries to find it." Despite the long journey, the police officers traveled around the world day and night looking for the liar. To save face for the emperor. However, after a long time, there is still no news of the liar. The minister proposed another plan to the emperor. He said, "That child may be able to help us. It is better to ask him to come and have a look. " The emperor thought, "Yes, that child can see through a liar, so he should be able to find a liar."

So the child was invited. The child said, "They must be in the big forest near us. Don't adults often say that the most dangerous place is also the safest place? " The emperor thought, being a child makes sense. So he sent a team of soldiers led by ministers and children to surround the forest so that even mosquitoes could not fly out. Finally, the liar was caught here.

Now, the whole country is busy. The ministers put forward some suggestions. Some people said beheading for public, while others said letting him parade in that dress. The child said, "Let them know what it feels like to be cheated." So, the child went to death row to see the liar. He said to the liar, "In a few days, the emperor will let you parade in that beautiful dress and then behead you." But I can help you, but you have to give me all your property. " The liar said, "Yes, as long as you can get out alive." One night, after the child cheated all the ill-gotten gains back.

When the soldier was asleep as the child said, the liar slipped out of the window. Just as they were happy, suddenly an arrow came and hit a liar's foot. Before they could react, they shot thousands of arrows at once, and they realized that they had been fooled by the children. They had a good time. This is what happens to liars. From then on, the emperor especially loved children, and children all over the country were his good friends.

When the emperor came back from swimming, he knew that people were talking about him wearing nothing, so he was very angry and sent for the "Royal Weaver Girl".

After a while, the "royal weavers" came and the emperor asked them, "How do you explain what people are talking about?" The weavers said, "Your Majesty, because your people are stupid, you can't see this dress, but you are extremely smart, so you can see it." In order to prove his innocence, he has to make another dress, which only ambitious people can see. "The emperor was very happy to ask them to do it quickly.

A month later, another military parade began. The emperor paraded in the street in this dress. The minister and the people pretended to be surprised and said, "Why doesn't the emperor wear clothes?" Everyone knows that as long as someone says how beautiful this gorgeous dress is, the emperor will behead him as a traitor.

The emperor returned to his palace and received a letter:

Amy, maybe you are in the dressing room. I just want to bother you for a few minutes. You are like a big ship, and we ordinary people are sea water. We can hold you high, but we can also drown you. I hope you can be a good emperor and let us hold you forever.

Innocent children

The emperor was very moved after reading it, and began to concentrate on governing the country and exiled the weavers. Since then, people have always said that the emperor is not in the dressing room, but in the study.