Don't think that standing under a street lamp is a night pig.

? Who are you to laugh at me? Who do you think you are?

I can't give you a castle, but I can treat you to a hamburger.

? Say it if you love me! ? Come out.

I like the feeling of wearing headphones to isolate the world.

Let all the sadness be erased by time, without pity.

I wouldn't expect someone who was traveling in the south to accompany me.

I still have a dream. I am not afraid of pain. Hello in the future. I'm peeling a thorn and coming towards you.

True love is that the person you like looks like a pig, but you are afraid that the other person will be taken away by others.

What I like best is that the teacher digress in class, then talk, and then class is over.

What is terrible now is not puppy love-it is that you have lost interest in the opposite sex.

Our PE teacher said that in his class, girls should remember their shoelaces and boys should remember their belts.

Wukong: Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

I won't be unreasonable in the future, so you should watch me.

You are a tea leaf, and no one is chasing you. You are a mouse, and you don't even want to go to the place where you go.

Never frown even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

I am in front of you, and my world is black and white. After meeting you, it's all black!

I'm just sad that I can't stay with you forever.

Just because I don't sing love songs at the top of my lungs doesn't mean there are no heartbreaking moments.

"People who can enter people's hearts are limited. After all, the area is too small. 』

? Your X-ray shows that your ribs are broken. ? What should we do, doctor? ? It's okay. I have fixed it for you with ps. ?

"If the memory is not locked well, it will flood everywhere."

[Just because I was young at that time and thought too well about the future.]

Are you sad? Then be sad. No one will comfort you anyway.

You will never understand how powerful a person's inner disguise is!

Gradually, some people become cheap.

I'll let you go. Go away. Don't look back. Don't worry about my heartache. Find your sky.

Buy some cosmetics, eat them and add some inner beauty.

Come on, come on, bravely show everyone all your knowledge. 10 second should be enough.

If you scold me and I don't answer back, it can only prove that you really don't like me.

I am neither a goddess, nor a lovely girl, nor a woman. I am just a simple woman.

Holiday: Just because I woke up doesn't mean I got up. School days: Just because I got up doesn't mean I woke up. What a painful feeling! ! .

? You bit me, sorry, I don't eat pork?

The way the police uncle confessed? I've been watching you for a long time. Please follow me. ?

No matter whether the future is black and blue, we should roll up our sleeves and bring strength and courage to break through.

Like to be friends with simple people, it is easy to have only one-track thinking.

I don't know if I can meet you in my next life, so I'll give you the best in this life.

Along the way, many people have changed, making me far behind.

How I wish you would call me when you are drunk and let me listen to your heart.

I hope my name is the reason why you refuse others

"I will give you all the freedom, your space and your bohemian behavior. 』

As the saying goes, near Zhu Zhechi near Zhu Zhechi. It's not your fault that you like eating. In the final analysis, it is because there are too many pigs around you.

? What are you doing standing on the refrigerator? I want to get cold! ?

I am calm because I am not afraid of death, and you are calm because you are not afraid of my death.

Don't frown when I talk to you. I miss you very much now. I want to hold you tight and talk to you. Don't frown I miss you very much now. I really want to kiss you.

Do your homework, do it all night, sit all night, and do a page.

It's terrible to be romantic. You think he likes you when he smiles at you, and you think he loves you when he can't bear to refuse you.

I am willing to trade my life's peach blossom for a right person.

I believe these two words are probably the warmest words I have ever heard in my life.

Even if I am wronged to death, I can proudly tell you that I am fine.

Whether I tease or not depends on whether the person standing in front of me is familiar with me.

Follow Sister Liang, happiness is beckoning.

My ex-boyfriend sent me a message saying that he would attend his wedding, and I calmly replied with three words: next time.

So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

Anyway, there are two kinds of people who can play with me, one is who can tolerate my mental illness, and the other is who is as mental as me.

The teacher let you use it? Bigger ... Bigger ... Bigger ...? Sentence, a child wrote: Anerle sanitary napkins are drier and more intimate.

When I was shopping in the store, I heard the clerk say? Hello, what can I do for you? What do I want to say? Yeah, yeah. Pay for me?

"In all kinds of speculation, only your affirmation can reassure me. 』

The proud sunshine will not go out in summer, and I will come back to listen to your chatter and hit the floor.

I know that when I say I have no friends, my friends will be lost, angry and sneer, but it is absolutely impossible to hug me.

The teacher caught eating and refused to admit it. The teacher asked? Then why do you smell like snacks? ? Body odor?

Where are all the scores? I spent hours frantically answering questions, and then I took a good look at the paper. My head is full of laughter from teaching and research personnel.

Love is not to escape, not to escape the responsibility of giving happiness to each other, but to strive to realize the obligation of making each other happy. _

In computer class, the teacher deleted Tencent QQ in front of me, and I kept a copy. I have Tencent QQ in my document, oh, oh, oh, and buy karma.

The mobile phone will at least remind me that the battery is low, but people will always leave without saying a word.

I can't wait to see who cares so much about my life and needs passion and challenge.