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Mom must read the story of prenatal education.

Mother must read the story of prenatal education 1 the story of the most beautiful mother.

Early in the morning, the little owl fell out of its nest and crawled in the Woods. He climbed so far that he could never find his own nest.

The bird saw the bird. This is an ugly bird with a big head, big ears, big eyes and a yellow mouth. The bird saw him and asked in surprise:

"What is this? Where did he come from? "

"I am a little owl," replied the bird. "I fell out of my nest. I can't fly yet. I can't see clearly during the day.

"Who is your mother?" Asked the nightingale.

"My mother is an owl." The little owl replied proudly.

"What does she look like?" Asked the woodpecker.

"My mother is the most beautiful."

"Tell me, what kind of person is she?" Kingfisher asked.

"Her head, ears and eyes are the same as mine." The little owl replied proudly.

"Ha ha ha" Nightingale, Woodpecker and Kingfisher all laughed. "You are so ugly. In other words, your mother is so ugly. "

"no!" The little owl cried, "My mother is the most beautiful."

The owl heard his cry, flew over gently, picked up the little owl with its claws and took him to its nest.

The little owl looked at her mother carefully: she is the most beautiful.

Mother must read prenatal education story 2. The story of a special umbrella.

Friends in the forest like rainy days. It's fun to walk around with a flower umbrella in the rain, but the elephant doesn't like it because it can't buy an umbrella to support it. Elephants don't want to stay at home, but also want to experience the taste of walking in the rain.

The little turtle saw it and shouted, "Elephant, you want to get wet. I'll lend you my umbrella to keep your tail from getting wet. "

"No need." The elephant wagged its tail and still walked in the rain.

The little monkey saw it and shouted, "elephant, you are going to get wet." I will lend you my umbrella to protect your teeth from the rain. "

"No need." The elephant shook its teeth and still walked in the rain.

The little rabbit saw it and shouted, "Elephant, you are going to get wet. I will lend you my umbrella to keep your big ears from the rain. "

"No need." "A-choo-"A loud sneeze made the raindrops fly away.

"I had to take shelter from the rain." The elephant came to a big tree, which blocked the rain well, but missed a little.

The little monkey saw it and ran to get the umbrella on the tree. Then sit under the big tree with the elephant. Other small animals ran too old when they saw it, and let the little monkey hold an umbrella on the tree.

Oh! What a beautiful umbrella! Friends chatted happily under the umbrella.

Every time it rains, small animals give elephants a special umbrella. Elephants also began to like rainy days.

Story comment: It's raining. Everyone has a suitable umbrella to walk in the rain, but the elephant is too big. Without a suitable umbrella, other small animals are very concerned about elephants, so putting their mistresses together can help elephants avoid the rain. Unity is strength, and everyone can win success by making modest contributions.

Mother must read prenatal education story 3: the story of kitten and tiger

On a high mountain, there is a road on the left and a road on the right. A kitten climbed to the top of the mountain from the right and a tiger climbed to the top from the left. The stripes on the kitten are exactly the same as those on the tiger. Both the kitten and the tiger feel very strange when they meet.

The kitten thought: this is probably a big cat! The tiger thought: this is probably a little tiger! They talked face to face at the top of the mountain and soon became good friends.

Suddenly, bang! With a gunshot, the tiger fell down in fear, and the kitten was so scared that it covered its ears and drilled into the grass. A hunter came out of the forest with a gun and was happy to see the tiger lying on the ground. "Aha, I am very lucky today. I hit a big tiger. When the hunter saw that the tiger could not drag on, he turned and called for his partner. The kitten ran out quickly and dragged the tiger hard. " Hey! Hey! Get up! The bullet seems to have missed you! Are you scared? Wake up, the hunter will catch you when he comes back. The kitten shook the tiger desperately, and the tiger rolled down the hill.

Just then, the hunter's partner approached excitedly and saw a tiger kitten lying underground. He said loudly. "Ah, this is your big tiger? The hunter looked at it and froze. " What happened? Come on, come on, what's the use of such a kitten! His partner mumbled that the hunter must follow him down the mountain.

"Hee hee hee is really fun." As soon as they left, the kitten opened her eyes and smiled mischievously. He jumped up to look for the tiger. Where is the tiger? So is climbing mountains! "They met on the hillside." Hey, are you okay? "The tiger answered happily.

The cat and the tiger laughed and they became best friends from then on.

Story comment: The hunter's gunshot stunned the tiger. Tigers are timid. Fortunately, the kitten shook the tiger down the hillside and didn't let the hunter take it back. Both tigers and cats belong to cats. They are very similar, but they have different personalities. Tigers are still inaccessible, but kittens are still docile.

Mother must read prenatal education story 4. Don't think it's profound to talk to the fetus through the stomach. As long as you look at the fetus in your stomach with "love" and talk to the fetus often, you can stimulate the development of the fetal brain and help the fetus grow.

Bugs and big ships

The main purpose of the ship is to build a big ship, so that workers can choose wood according to the drawings. There is a board just right, but there is a small hole in it that is eaten by insects. The host looked at it and said, "It doesn't matter if it's such a small hole!" " Let the workers nail the boards to the boat. The ship was built, and after sailing at sea for several years, there were more and more moths, and many small holes appeared on the board of the big ship. Once, just after the ship left the harbor full of valuables, there was a storm at sea, and the moth-eaten boards were pierced by the waves and seawater was poured into the cabin. The owner asked the workers to drain the water quickly, but it was too late. The ship was gradually swallowed up by more and more sea water.

The story is: don't ignore small things, small things sometimes make a big mistake.

Baboon umbrella

The baboon was walking in a tree with an umbrella and met a gibbon on the way.

Gibbon greeted it warmly: "Hello! Baboons! I haven't seen you for days. How are you? Yo! How can I open an umbrella on such a sunny day? "

The baboon replied, "I'm fine." I took an umbrella in case it rains, but now I can't enjoy the bright sunshine under the umbrella.

The gibbon told it, "If you dig a hole in the umbrella, the sun won't shine on you?" The baboon did come, and the warm sunshine was so comfortable. But soon it rained cats and dogs, and both the Buddha with an umbrella and the gibbon without an umbrella were drowned.

The story is: think about whether the advice given by others is suitable for you, and don't blindly follow it.

The greatest wealth

There is a young man who complains all day that he is too poor and has no wealth.

One day, an old stonemason passed by his house, heard his complaint and said to him, "What are you complaining about?" In fact, you have the greatest wealth! "

The young man asked in surprise, "What wealth do I have?" The old stonemason said, "You have a pair of eyes. As long as you give, you can get anything you want. The young man said nothing. The old stonemason fork said, "Let me cut off your hand. You can get a lot of gold! " "Young people can't agree. The old stonemason said, "Now you understand that a person's greatest wealth is his health and energy, which can't be bought with any money."

This story tells us that healthy body and vigorous energy are people's greatest wealth.

Little green light

Little green light is the name of a little firefly.

It was already dark, and before the little green light flew out, the mother firefly flew around in the grass, shouting "little green light, little green light!" " "At this time, the little green light hid under a morning glory leaf and said in a trembling voice," I'm afraid … the moon will laugh at me! " "

The bright moon is round and bright, hanging in the dark blue sky. Mother firefly is very strange: "Why does the moon laugh at you?"

Little green light flew to her mother and said, "Needless to say. My little lamp is so small, but the moon illuminates half the earth. Can the moon not laugh at me? "

The little green light whispered, but it was still heard by the moon. She smiled and said, "Little green light, you are really small, but your light comes from yourself!" " "

Little green light is very happy. He flew up, carefully looked at his little green light and said to his mother, "Yes, my little light is very small, but it is my own light!" " The moon doesn't depend on human light. ...

Mother firefly frowned: "son, it was wrong for you to look down on yourself just now;" But now, why do you despise the moon again? "

Small green light still unconvinced: "Isn't the moon illuminated by the sun?"

Mother firefly shook her head and said, "Son, your little green light is small, but it is your own light. You don't have to lift your head in front of the moon." But although the moon reflects sunlight, it also plays the role of' reflection'! Without her, wouldn't it be dark at night? " Little green light listened to her mother's words, and the more she thought about it, the more right she was, and she followed her mother to the dense forest.

The bright moon shines with little green light, and little green light shines with green light on the moon.

Three good friends.

There are three butterflies in the garden. One is red, the other is yellow and the other is white. Three good friends have a good time together every day.

One day, they were having fun when suddenly it began to rain. The wings of the three butterflies were all wet by the rain and shivering with cold.

Three little butterflies flew to Honghua together and said to Honghua, "Sister Honghua, let's fly under your leaves to hide from the rain!" " Honghua said, "Red Butterfly, come in, all the other butterflies will fly away!" " ! " "

Three good friends shook their heads together: "We are good friends. Come and go together."

The little ant went home.

Autumn is coming, and the little ants go out to look for food with everyone.

The little ant smelled a fragrance, so he left the team and followed the fragrance floating in the wind to a osmanthus tree. Osmanthus fragrans trees have golden osmanthus flowers.

I don't know how long it took him to climb along the trunk before climbing to the petals at the top of the tree. He seems to have come to a fragrant world, and his whole body is scented with osmanthus.

The little ant is happy. Sunshine is like a golden quilt, warm and comfortable. He fell asleep unconsciously.