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How strong can your boyfriend’s desire to survive be?

1. I was shopping with my boyfriend once before, and I saw a very beautiful girl with a good figure on the street. So I couldn't help but sigh: Look how pretty that girl is, not like me. He touched my head and said: Don't talk about yourself like that. Me: Huh? He added: No one is as good-looking as you, you are the most beautiful in the world. OK, come to life.

2. Another time, I was in a bad mood, so I deliberately made trouble with my boyfriend. Later, he couldn't stand it anymore and said, "If you can't get along, then..." I said, "If you can get along, just let it go. If you can't get along, just forget it." He said, "If we can't get along, I'll chase you again. , what a big deal." OK, successfully escaped again.

3. I bought a piece of clothing that I liked very much, tried it on for him, and then asked him if it looked good. He ignored me while playing games, and then I immediately got angry, saying that he would treat me badly before. After a few words, the perfunctory words were gone now. He immediately realized something was wrong and immediately replied to me: Whatever you say, I don’t think I am worthy of talking to a fairy.

4. I went to dinner with my friends and saw a couple coming to the next table. The girl sat down angrily and said, "Tell me, what was wrong just now?" The boy said seriously, "What are you talking about? Am I right and I can't be scolded by you?"

5. In the circle of friends, I saw the conversation between her and her boyfriend posted by my senior sister: Senior sister: Do you know where you went wrong? Senior boyfriend: My biggest mistake is that when my girlfriend said I was wrong, I didn’t make a mistake.

6. The last classic dialogue series can be called a model for a boyfriend who has a strong desire to survive. Question: Would you be tempted by a beautiful girl with a good figure sitting on your lap? A: I won’t let someone sit on my lap. Question: Who is the prettiest, a certain actress or a certain actress? Answer: In my heart you are the most beautiful. Question: I looked out the window just now when I was taking medicine. Guess what I saw? Answer: Why do you take medicine? Uncomfortable?

Chatting with your girlfriend is like a small "war". Only male friends who focus on it and respond with all their strength can survive safely in various traps.