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Marriage is the grave of love. What is the next sentence?

It is said that marriage is the grave of love. I am already in the grave, so what’s the point of trying hard.

Wife: Before you got married, you knew how to work hard. Why don’t you want to do anything now?

Husband: They say marriage is the tomb of love. I’m already in the tomb, so what’s the point of trying hard?

Wife: You have to thank me, you don’t have to wash the dishes today.

Husband: Why, Wife: The cake I spread is too hard, like a plate, just put the porridge in it, soak it, and finally eat it together.

Husband: Wife, when you are talking, can you stay away from me for a moment?

My wife slapped me: I know what you said is nice.

Husband: What can you say nicely?

Wife: Didn’t you say that the couple should live together? Extended information

The wife took a round object and said to her husband: "Dear, I bought a lie detector to test whether you are lying."

Husband I didn’t believe it, so I asked: “Let’s take a test. What do you want to test?”

My wife said: “It’s like this. I’ll ask you with a lie detector. If you’re not lying, the pointer will point to you. , if you lie, the pointer will not point to you."

The husband said: "Okay, I understand, why don't you ask?"

The wife asked: "Are you there? Is there a mistress outside?"

The husband said: "No."

As a result, the pointer did not turn to the husband, and the husband suddenly panicked and knelt on the ground to explain his story one by one. Crime...

The wife said angrily: Mom, I just used a compass to test you, I didn’t expect it.