Joke brief pen

At night,

The beautiful scenery of the back hill still can't stop my hurried steps.

Climb directly behind the mountain,

That lonely background is my brother.

Don't ask me why I'm in such a hurry,

Just because I like to enjoy the freedom of confusion.

In fact, the pleasure of traveling thousands of miles from the top of running all the way,

I still remember it.

Yes, I went to pee.

This is my brother,

Low-key and calm, chic and romantic.

On the way back,

I saw a girl in the cornfield.

The girl was disheveled and sobbed in a low voice.

I know what happened.

Cleverly took out a box of "big rolls" from his pocket.

Take an inch,

Put it in a girl's mouth,

"so sweet"

The girl looked at me enviously and said.

I have nothing to say. I'm used to it.

Before leaving, my brother told the girl:

If you are lonely, call me.

What I left behind was my handsome back.

That night, you didn't refuse me. I hurt you that night. "

Yes, my cell phone rang.

A carefree person like me,

Cell phone rings are always so cool.

My brother took out a 3.0-inch' Apple King' mobile phone and looked at it.

Sure enough, it is a girl's mobile phone.

Brother, the girl is lonely.

A bad smile flashed across my brother's mouth.

Elder brother's answer is very short:

Back hill, cornfield. '

My brother took a hard bite of the onion in his hand.

I didn't chew it. I swallowed it.

It's so chic.

I'm a man of great taste,

If you don't take the non-positive route,

Put on those "Adi Wang" sneakers,

My brother's height soared from 1.59 to 1.6 1.

And those jeans that haven't been washed for two years

I just cut a hole in my knee,

I can vaguely see the red trousers worn inside.

My brother smiled helplessly.

Girls will love it.

Go straight to the back hill,

The girl is already there.

The cold appearance can't hide my restless heart.

I looked at the girl affectionately,

"Girl, my precious first time, will you share it with me?"

The girl's eyes are moist,

Tears of happiness.

In the cornfield,

I took out my baby,

Hold that girl,

"Look! My brother's new electronic watch is luminous! "

Brother got up,

Leaving a crying girl,

And the crystal tears she left in the ground.

"elder brother! You lied to me! "

I know it is wrong to cheat a lonely girl.

But I still look up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Leave a word gently:

Seriously, you lost. '

I'm leaving,

My back stretches infinitely in the dark.

I saved another ignorant girl.

Looking at the red scarf fluttering on the chest,

I laughed,

But the sadness behind the smile,

Who can see through it? .......

end

Not a joke, but original.