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A few episodes of Zhu Bajie have Chang'e flying to the moon
Episode 14: Heaven and Earth Fall Apart I Love You to Death
Chang'e didn't know that the little jade rabbit had disguised herself as Wu Gang and brought it to the world. Everyone was stunned by Chang'e's beauty. Bajie met Chang'e and fell in love with her. Chang'e forced Erniu to practice archery every day, hoping to remind him that she was Hou Yi and complete the task of shooting the sun as soon as possible. Er Niu only knows how to make his pie, and does not know the fact that he is Hou Yi. However, the bakery's business boomed because of Chang'e's appearance!
Episode 15 I Love You to Death
Taibai Jinxing asked Bajie to protect Chang'e, and promised to let Bajie become an official in heaven when the matter is accomplished. Bajie happily accepted this task and secretly stayed by Chang'e's side. When Wu Tianshi secretly caused trouble, Bajie came to the rescue in time, making Chang'e grateful to him. In order to please Chang'e, Bajie also wanted to take the golden pig medal left by Zhu Shusheng to a pawn shop in exchange for money to buy a very beautiful dress for Chang'e. Chang'e mistakenly drank Wu Gang's ecstasy wine and mistook Bajie chatting with her for Houyi. Bajie broke the rule and turned into a pig face again.
Episode 16: I Love You to Death
Little Dragon Girl sneaked out of the Dragon Palace to find Bajie, which made the Dragon King angry. The second dragon girl took the initiative to ask for orders to retrieve the little dragon girl. Although Er Niu didn't know that he was Hou Yi, he still loved Chang'e deeply in his heart. To make Chang'e happy, he carried Uncle Wu on his back up the mountain every morning to practice arm strength. The bakery business is booming but the manpower is low. Uncle Wu decides to recruit new helpers, and he chooses Xiao Longnu. The second dragon girl found Yue Lao's disciple and asked him to tie up the little dragon girl's love money. As a result, Bajie completely turned a deaf ear to Xiao Longnu, and Xiao Longnu was in great pain. On the second day, the city began to run out of water. In order to please Chang'e, Bajie got up early every day to fetch bathing water for Chang'e. However, Chang'e's bathing water was used to mix dough and make cakes. People knew that they would rush to buy cakes instead.
Episode 17: The Earth is Falling and I Love You to Death
Little Dragon Girl only likes Bajie wholeheartedly. Seeing that Bajie cannot get water, she goes to the big forest to borrow water. Bajie, who was deeply in love with Chang'e, was not moved by Xiao Longnu, and accidentally knocked over the water that Xiao Longnu had borrowed so hard. When Bajie accompanied Chang'e to treat the little rabbit, Chang'e was snatched away by Master Wu Tianshi and almost suffered an incest, but was rescued by Wu Gang. Chang'e was very grateful, but she didn't know that Wu Gang had colluded with Wu Tianshi in order to get her. Bajie mistakenly believed that Xiao Longnu had killed Chang'e's sister's bunny, and had a falling out with Xiao Longnu.
Episode 18 I Love You to Death
The Second Dragon Girl learned that her lover was Er Niu from the Shuiyue Flower Mirror stolen from Yue Lao’s disciple, and the Second Dragon Girl was very angry. He vowed to kill Erniu. Xiao Longnu was heartbroken by Bajie, but Bajie still had no idea.
Episode 19: The Earth is Falling and I Love You to Death
Chang'e hated Er Niu for being incompetent and moved to live with Wu Gang. Bajie disguises himself as a maid to serve Chang'e. Chang'e changed her name to Xiaojie. Chang'e didn't know that Xiaojie was Bajie pretending to be Bajie, so she asked Bajie to take a bath with her and help rub her back...
Episode 20: Heaven and earth fall apart. I love you to death
Chang'e was accidentally discovered by Wu Gang that her hair had turned white, and Wu Gang abandoned Chang'e. Bajie fled with Chang'e on his back. On the way, Chang'e told the truth about the world, and Bajie promised Chang'e to help her shoot the sun, but to no avail. When Chang'e was disappointed, she wanted Wu Gang to take her back to Guanghan Palace, but when she found Wu Gang, she was humiliated. Chang'e returned to Er Niu and gradually evoked Er Niu's memory. Erniu is determined to shoot the sun. The first shot at the sun failed and Erniu was injured. Wu Tianshi took the opportunity to sell magic talismans to the villagers to make money.
Episode 21: The Earth Will Fall Apart and Love You to Death
When the villagers sought revenge on Er Niu, Er Longnu secretly used a water-melting needle to kill Er Niu, but Er Niu’s spirit Houyi subdued him. The second dragon girl. In order to prevent Erniu from shooting the sun, Wu Gang asked Wu Tianshi and his gang to destroy the magic arrow. With the help of Chang'e, Erniu finally recovered her supernatural power and became Hou Yi, and Chang'e finally understood that Hou Yi was her favorite. Hou Yi turned himself into a magic arrow in order to shoot down the excess sun, and finally succeeded in shooting the sun. On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, the melancholy Chang'e completed her mission and returned to Guanghan Palace
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