Rogue kitchen knife, how to make a joke?

A rogue, so fucking cruel! The name is kitchen knife! One day, their boss He Fu wanted to chop someone up. He shouted, "Chop someone up! Hurry up, kitchen knife! " The rogue kitchen knife rushed up and said, "Boss, the kitchen knife has arrived!" " "ok!" The boss searched for a kitchen knife in his hand for a long time and let the person who wanted to cut run away! "A kitchen knife! You fucking kitchen knife! If you fail, you will fail! " The boss is angry! "Eldest brother! How literary! " Everyone likes it! "But boss, I'm not here!" The kitchen knife proves itself.