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Diary of visiting relatives 1 This afternoon, my cousin and I came to Anxi. I'm exhausted after sitting in the car for more than two hours. But when I came to my aunt's house, I saw the crystal clear stream flowing in front of the door and a group of chickens eating, and the feeling of fatigue could not help but melt away.

I walked into the farmhouse, and my aunt and others were busy picking tea. I put down my luggage and went to the yard. My foot stepped into the stream, and the cold stream hit my foot coldly, which immediately washed away my heat and fatigue. I ran into the water and the stream splashed all over me. How refreshing!

Later, I followed my cousin to the rabbit cage. I grabbed a little rabbit and suddenly saw a little red on its forehead. I was confused at first and thought it was bleeding. But when I touched it, the hair was soft and there was no blood. I have to ask my cousin. She told me it was a rabbit's mark. In my hand, it was called a little baby, and then I pointed to this little rabbit with red spots, named Lu Xiao, and another one.

At this time, a group of chickens, led by hens, walked around me. Seeing those lively chickens, I really want to catch one to play with. So I boldly walked over and just reached forward and grabbed the chicken feet, thinking that it was done. Unexpectedly, the hens jumped on me and pecked my hand hard, which made me swollen. I am really angry! Suddenly, when I saw a group of chickens fighting for food, I couldn't help thinking.

I asked my cousin for some rice and went to the chicken coop. I spilled rice on the ground, and the hen and chicken really walked away. I crept up to the chicken farthest from the hen, observed the timing and arrested the chicken like lightning. I didn't expect the chicken to peck and flap its wings and fly over. I learned from my experience and abandoned the chicken. This is really affectionate between mother and son.

The air in the countryside is really good! Compared with the city, the beautiful scenery here makes me beautiful.

One day, I went to my brother's house to play. I spent 1 hour on the way, and I was very happy. When I got to my brother's house, I saw my brother watching TV. I said, "Hello, brother." Brother didn't answer,

Father said, "If you are obedient, I will go." I have been watching TV from morning till night. I spent four days at my brother's house. My brother's sofa was messed up by both of us. My brother's mother was angry and said, "Clean the sofa quickly." We were all startled. We cleaned the sofa quickly.

On the fourth day, my brother went to school and my father came to pick me up. My brother's mother said, "Come again next time." I said, "Of course." I said goodbye to my brother's mother.

Diary of visiting relatives Sunday, February 3 weather: sunny

Today, my parents took me to my sister's house to play. On entering the door, Uncle menstruation warmly welcomed us.

After the Chinese New Year, I looked around curiously. Wow! There are so many stickers on the wall! Sister said slowly: What's the fuss? That is wallpaper. Wow! What a beautiful silk thread! My sister said, alas! That is used to weave small stars. Do not move!

After sitting for a while, my uncle said, Xu Jingxian, how about going to an artificial lake? Yeah, yeah. I shouted excitedly. All right! Let's go Uncle is a photographer. The photos he took of me, both crying and laughing, were very interesting. This time is no exception. Uncle asked me to pretend to have a toothache and headache. Toothache means holding your cheek with your fingers, and headache means holding your head with your fingers. Uncle is busy, click, click, and uncle has made me change a lot of shapes.

Tired, we stumbled home. After dinner, I jumped on the table and looked, ah! What a sumptuous meal! Cooked meat with green vegetables, fried fish, fried shrimp and boiled quail eggs are all my favorite foods. After dinner, I played computer for a while and then went home.

I am very happy today.

Diary of Visiting Relatives 4 "Ding, Ding ……" The telephone rang and I was having lunch. "Hello, ok, goodbye!" It turns out that Aunt Li will take me to her house to play this afternoon.

A few days. I promised, and she said she would pick me up later. I thought to myself, my aunt must have asked my aunt to pick me up by car.

Half an hour passed and my uncle still didn't drive to pick me up. I was so anxious that I called my sister-in-law. Who knows, my sister-in-law came with Chuchu (my little cousin), and my grandmother heard about it.

Gunai and Chuchu came together and said to Gunai quickly, "You wait at Jinbao Farmers' Market, and Zhang Yixin and I will come right away. "Then we left, and when we arrived at the farmers' market,

Grandma said to me, "No, I forgot to ask where your aunt's milk is waiting for us at the farmer's market!" " "We walked through the gate of the farmers' market, but still didn't see my aunt's milk and clear.

Tu, I wanted to make a phone call, but I found that I forgot my mobile phone and money. We walked to the door of their community and waited for 30 minutes, but I still didn't see them. Let's do it again.

When I arrived at my sister-in-law's house (they live in a community), I wanted to make a phone call and tell my sister-in-law that we were waiting for them here, but there was no one at her house. what can I do? Grandma and I anxiously looked at the intersection, hoping to.

After waiting for an hour and no one showed up, we decided to go home. We walked through the door of the farmers' market. On the way, I saw my aunt's milk. It turns out that she and her little sister have been sitting.

Wait here! We walked through the gate and they thought it was a small door and missed it. They all waited for a long time. Grandma went home, so did I.

Through this incident, I understand: you must be prepared to do things.

On the second day of the fifth lunar month, I got an unexpected news that I will go to my mother's hometown tomorrow.

This is a very old house, but there is a new kind of brick in it. Very bright. Everyone got together talking and laughing, as if it had been a long time. My mother and my third grandmother are cooking in the kitchen, because I just learned to scramble eggs with tomatoes, so I said to my mother, "It's my turn to show my talents, haha." "Look at your arrogance, didn't you just eat a tomato scrambled egg?" Mom doesn't care about my skills. I argued, "didn't you say it was delicious at that time?" "..." Mom seems to remember another reason: "Today, I can't. I don't want others to taste my daughter's "good workmanship". "Really go to play!

My cousin and I went on an "adventure" (actually, I was just browsing to see what was strange). We almost visited a village and found nothing good. At this time, my mother told me that I could go upstairs to play on the roof and said a lot of safe words. Finally, my brother and I almost jumped up the steps.

Upstairs, but let us disappointed, nothing, but also surrounded by iron, underground is full of corn and beans, even the road can not walk, no way, we have to go down.

It's time to go home after lunch. I really don't want to give it up.

Today, my father and grandmother went to my aunt's dairy house. How many people go to relatives' homes to find them! There are many children among them. We read comic books, play chess, play hide-and-seek and eat delicious snacks together.

At noon, children sit at one table and adults sit at another table, talking and laughing, and chatting proudly while eating. After eating, we sat together and watched the party. What makes me most happy is that I received a lot of lucky money. Whenever I receive lucky money, I will say: I wish you a happy new year, all the best and good health. Adults praised me for being sensible and generous.

Diary of Visiting Relatives 7 14 February, New Year's Day, we went to my aunt's house. Many people went to my aunt's house, which was very lively. Aunt gave me lucky money, and I was so happy.

Dad and cousin chatted for a long time on QQ video. My cousin is now studying for a doctorate in America. His school is the University of Southern California. His university is near the sea, and his wife is at MIT. It takes five hours to fly from Los Angeles. I look at the map, just one is the southwest corner and the other is the northeast corner of the United States. I also want to go to the United States to study in universities in the future, but my English level is not good enough. I should study hard!

Diary of Visiting Relatives 8 Today, I visited relatives with my parents and took a bus for two hours. Finally, we came to grandma's house. Grandma's relatives were very enthusiastic to see us and came to the yard to welcome us.

When they entered the room, they all took out a piece of paper money with ink fragrance. I was so buried in the pile of money that I didn't know which one to pick up and finally put away a piece of money. In my opinion, this is not to visit relatives, but to earn money. But looking back, the understanding just now completely disappeared. It turns out that my parents met several sisters and gave them lucky money. It seems that not only we "earned", but also others "earned". They were chatting. When they calmed down, they went to cook together. Grandma's family often cooks meat dishes during the Chinese New Year, so they work together. Some cut vegetables, some wash dishes and some stir-fry. Many hands make light work.

Visiting relatives can not only get lucky money, but also make more friends and reunite the family.

Oh, visiting relatives is so interesting!

Diary of Relatives 9 The second day of New Year's Day is the son-in-law's day, and it is also the day when families get married and return to their parents' homes. I was chatting with several neighbors in the village by the roadside, and I saw a fashionable girl coming towards us with her children and her husband. Neighbor's sister-in-law said, "Who is this?" Why don't you see our village? "As they approached, a sister-in-law said," It turned out to be Ningning from the previous family. She went to see her grandmother with a steamed bread basket. "She came to us and greeted us warmly.

At this time, an eldest sister-in-law said, "It's very kind of you to give grandma two baskets and four boxes of gifts!" " ""Don't say, grandma is really blessed. Her four daughters are very filial, especially the eldest daughter. Her family is not very rich, but very filial. Her mother said that if Xiangzi had a dime, he would buy me a dime. What her mother said is true. This is not true. Some time ago, the eldest daughter of Xiangzhi's family booked a media, and the man's family gave them a sheep. She didn't want to eat at all, so she sent it to her mother. Her mother often said that the other three girls didn't buy as much as this big girl did. In fact, after the prostitute got married and raised her family and children, she knew how to repay her parents' kindness and how to honor them. "

"Look, the youngest girl in her family is coming!" I saw their family take two children to see their parents in a car and moved a lot of things from the car. The careful eldest sister-in-law also counted carefully and found that they had brought six boxes of gifts, apples and fruits, and a box of wine. At this time, the little sister-in-law said, "There are many girls in their family, so it doesn't matter if they take less, and so do other families. But if there is only one daughter, the family will be different. If they only give gifts to their mothers, take more, or their mothers will lose them! " I didn't know there was such a rule in the countryside. Visiting relatives is not only better than the son-in-law, but also better than the daughter who brings the most gifts to her mother.

In fact, do mothers really care about how many gifts their daughters bring to themselves? Actually, it's not like this. As parents, they all want their children to be safe and have children in their hearts. Who is always the poorest and who cares most? If the daughter's family is poor and she has to spend a lot of money to buy many gifts for herself, her parents will feel distressed. As long as the family can get together in harmony, they will be very happy. How can we compare the number of gifts? Will parents be sad if they take less gifts?

Now the living conditions are much better, every village has access to asphalt roads, and wealthy families drive their own private cars and take their children back to their parents' homes, which really makes people feel warm and happy. If the conditions are not good, you can also drive an electric tricycle, or ride an electric car or motorcycle to see your parents, so you don't have to ride a bicycle and take a muddy dirt road to visit your relatives.

With a good life and a good road, it is much more convenient for a family to visit their parents. With such convenient conditions, they should go home to see their parents more often, spend more time with their parents, talk about their own feelings, and do some manual work for their elderly parents as much as possible, so that their elderly parents can feel warmer and happier in their later years. This is a child's greatest filial piety. Don't just be busy with your children and ignore your parents. Let them cry when they are alone.

You see, on New Year's Eve, many parents hope that their sons can take their grandchildren to have dinner together and have a reunion year. On the second day of the Lunar New Year, parents with daughters always get up early, then clean up, clean the yard, and then look forward to it at the head of the village, always hoping that their daughters will come to them early. Now the conditions are good. With mobile phones, we can call each other first. Parents don't have to go all the way to the village to look forward to it. As long as they get a call from their daughter, they will kill chickens and fish in a hurry and prepare a sumptuous meal for their daughter's family. How happy it is to visit relatives during the Spring Festival!

Diary of relatives 10 It was nearly forty years ago. Visiting relatives and friends during the Spring Festival is the most enjoyable thing for children. Putting on the long-awaited new clothes or a pair of new cotton shoes looks particularly energetic. The gift is simple. Relatives in a broad sense are two bags of grass candy, croissants, three knives and shortbread. If it is four bags, it must be a close relative and a distinguished guest.

Among all relatives, the favorite place for children to go is grandma's house. If there are many reasons: grandma is rare for her grandson, she can eat whatever she likes, and there is fish and meat that must be stewed ... The most attractive thing is to kowtow to her grandparents, and grandma will secretly give her 20 cents for the New Year. Don't underestimate this 20 cents. At that time, you can buy at least two comic books that children like to read. Of course, going to grandma's house is hard enough, because the gifts are "many and heavy" In addition to these two bags of fruit, there are about two kilograms of pork, two or three white silver carp, two or three bowls of fried meatballs, a dozen white steamed buns or white noodles in a small bamboo basket covered with a piece of cloth ... This cannot be done by one person, at least two people are needed. Fortunately, there were many children at that time. Who didn't have eight sisters and nine sisters? Find a bamboo pole or stick to lift it, then walk, giggle, stagger, get tired, rest on the spot, pee, hehe, and then walk. Ten miles and eight miles won't take long. Therefore, the substitute of 20 cents will eventually split in two, but even so, going to grandma's house for the New Year is still a beautiful job, and it is also a poor job. It is really not ranked to curry favor with parents slowly.

My brother and I go to my grandmother's house for the New Year, so we don't need to please our parents. Although my parents have seven or eight children, there are only two boys, my brother and I, and it is necessary for me and my brother to send something to my grandmother's house, not to mention that my grandmother asks us to call the roll every year. To go to grandma's house, you have to cross a river and take a ferry. The fare is five cents per person, and very young children are free. This is not a small expense. Fortunately, parents will reimburse the cost of the boat trip. For the first time in my memory, I went to my grandmother's house in partnership with my brother for the New Year. I'm seven or eight years old at most, so I can cross the river without paying. The northwest wind blew that day, and my mother was afraid of freezing me. She put a flower towel around my head and wore a cotton hat, which was really warm. Dad put the presents for grandma in two bamboo baskets, and asked my brother and I to carry one each. My brother is four years older than me. He is much taller than me. Dad's meaning is obvious. If two people go behind my back, they will obviously suffer a big loss. Of course, my basket is smaller than my brother's. My parents sent us away and arranged for my brother to rest on the road several times. Don't be tired. When crossing the river, you should sit in the middle of the boat and hold your brother's hand.

My brother did it all the way. Seeing that I couldn't keep up, he stopped to wait for me and even helped me with a basket. I almost trotted all the way, covered in sweat. When I couldn't wear it, I took off my cotton hat. It was still hot, so I had to untie the towel. My brother said nothing. Insist on grandma's village head and recognized brothers. I heard them praise how great our two brothers are, and they can come to pay a New Year call to grandma independently. I also noticed that some of them looked at me and smiled. After that, my brother put a cotton hat on my head: "Wear it, wear a flower towel, like a broken girl, people are laughing at you!" " I'm too shy to look up and walk away. When I arrived at my grandmother's house, my white-haired grandmother pulled me into her arms and shouted loudly, "Come on, get firewood, make a fire for the child to roast and eat, and watch the child freeze!"