Workers' jokes should not be satire and discrimination!

The first one:

One day, the county magistrate and his wife passed by a construction site. A worker wearing a helmet shouted at the county magistrate's wife, "Hey, do you remember me?"? Didn't we often date in high school? "

After returning home, the county magistrate said, "You are lucky to marry me, otherwise you will be the wife of a construction worker today." "You are lucky, otherwise he would be the county magistrate today." The county magistrate's wife replied.

Rule number two:

Xiao Li is eating old tofu at the stall outside. A man sat next to Xiao Li, covered in dust and painted with white paint. Probably a construction worker nearby. As soon as the old tofu came up, Xiao Li smiled and said thank you to the boss ~ ~ I didn't eat coriander, so I scooped it out with a spoon and threw it in the red wastebasket next to me. The construction worker began to look at him, and his eyes were a little dissatisfied. Xiao Li thought that maybe I was picky about food, so I didn't care and began to eat. The fire was a little burnt, so Xiao Li tore off the burnt piece and threw it into the wastebasket. The builder glared at Xiao Li again, which scared Xiao Li to death.

Fortunately, he didn't criticize Xiao Li in person. Finally finished eating, Xiao Li took out the paper towel and wiped her mouth, then threw the paper into the wastebasket! The builder seems a little anxious. Xiao Li couldn't help saying, "Do you always watch it? Do you think I have many questions? " ? Well, the construction worker stood up, then picked up the wastebasket from the ground, shook off the burnt skin and paper towels on the ground, put them on his head and left!

Xiao Li discovered that he regarded other people's helmets as garbage baskets!