A line of egrets rose into the sky.

The funny sentence of traffic jam is as follows:

1. Don't get stuck in traffic, smile and watch the scenery in a different mood. ?

2.33. Ice Crystal Gate gets stuck in traffic every morning and keeps saying that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

3.？ A line of egrets went to heaven, and Lao Tzu was squeezed in the middle; Excuse me, where is the restaurant? It's blocked at the toll booth. She also hid half of her face behind her guitar so that we couldn't see it, and forgot to bring instant noodles in the car; Since God has given talents, let them be used! , did not move for five hours; Cold rain into the night, watching the sunrise on the highway; Apes on both sides of the Taiwan Strait don't cry and don't live in cars at home. Yell when the road is rough, and walk the dog on the highway.

4. Are you dizzy? Turn left and right, the road is blocked! ?

On the second ring road, don't go to traffic jams in the future.

6.26. In the high-speed traffic jam ... four people in a car and three people playing mahjong on their mobile phones ... I ... can't. ...

7. Never complain about traffic jams again, that is the peace of the country and the people; Never mind the crowd, this is prosperity.

8. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there is always a traffic jam when it is late.

9. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the New Year. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

10. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.

1 1. Everybody get off and do morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

12. I'm finally going home for the New Year, but I'm really afraid of this traffic jam. What I fear most now is traffic jam. This Du Jie process is too difficult.

13. Yell when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway.

14. The Spring Festival is coming, and it's another holiday with traffic jams when going out and going home, so it's hard to be exploded.

15. Going out to play at this time is to warm up.