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Kung fu joke
Jade Emperor: I am in charge of heaven!
Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!
Jade Emperor: I have more people than you!
Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!
Jade Emperor: I have a wife!
Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!
Jade Emperor: I have experienced 17500 robberies!
Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!
Jade Emperor: Can we not talk about monkeys?
Tathagata: Your sister (Yao Ji) was slept by mortals.
Jade Emperor: … ...
Tathagata: Your daughter (Weaver Girl) was slept by mortals.
Jade Emperor: ......
Tathagata: Your niece (the Third Virgin) is also a mortal.
Jade Emperor: Let's talk about monkeys …
Tathagata: You were beaten by a monkey!
Common format: A is hit in the face; B repeat on the face; A: 4 own shiny material; B: A has 1 the most widely known black history, and there are more than three black histories.
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