Funny and humorous mood sentences (selected 5 1 sentence)

2. The so-called low-key, just low-key.

I even tore my underwear in order to chase you.

4. hey! I am angry, and the consequences are very serious.

He is your husband and you are my wife.

6. I can't live a day if Taiwan Province Province doesn't recover.

7, the spirit of heaven, the spirit of the earth, money will soon appear.

8, I don't * *, because I have strong hands-on ability.

9. Q: What is money? A: I didn't!

10, ask what a sunny day is and ask someone to add cotton trousers.

1 1, I dedicated my youth to the computer.

12, the boundless sky, pick up the whip to lead.

13, wow, is the system unhappy? Say something nice and try again.

14, spittle is used to count money, which is unreasonable.

15, talking about money does not hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

16, cold as a joke, life as nonsense.

17, air conditioning in cold weather, really enjoying sleeping.

18, hey, I said; I am not realistic. Can you really believe it?

19, if you want to be in a good mood, you can read more funny sentences!

I don't love you, but your father's bank account.

2 1, take off your clothes, I'm an animal, put on your clothes, I'm devil wears prada.

22. Why doesn't Fahai understand love? Because Fahai has no whip.

23. Only women and heroes are sad, and only wives and jobs are hard to find.

24, Weibo became a mistress, QQ is an old love, but MSN is still the main room.

25. The person who had a secret crush yesterday changed his hairstyle and suddenly felt that he had changed his mind.

26. Ask me about my weight? Joke that real fat people never get on the scale!

27. Why are you sleepy when reading? Because books are where dreams begin.

28. There are so many bacteria in the outside world that I'm afraid I'll get infected as soon as I go out.

29. I am not a hypocrite. Although my integrity always looks suspicious.

30. The journey of exploration is not to discover new lands, but to cultivate new perspectives.

3 1, mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy mosquito-repellent incense, it will always bite you.

32. For an affair, I went to cities, towns and N streets.

In order to prevent us from puppy love, the teacher invented something called teacher-student love.

Sighing is the most wasteful thing of time, and crying is the most wasteful thing of strength.

35. I have been discouraged since I ate radish for dinner. I tried to hold my fart and burp.

Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no choice but to grow old together.

37. The so-called lsquo believes rsquo, which means lsquo gambles rsquo. Your wife believes your lies.

38. Q: Bao Qingtian has a month on his forehead. Bao Zheng: I don't understand that grandpa is dark during the day.

39. The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized by the word bar: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

40. Colleagues may be nervous about meeting customers. Hello, Mr. Liu. What's your last name?

4 1. Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests. This sentence tells us that rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests.

42. Why does the rain have to stay with me when I don't have an umbrella?

43. Why doesn't mother like daughter-in-law and grandma likes granddaughter {because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

44. I don't cry, make trouble or sleep. I hold sleeping pills in my left hand and a rope in my right.

45. The thief who stole the wallet opened it and saw only five dollars. He sighed with tears: it's not easy!

46, Wen Neng pen control Loli, Wu Neng bed Ann * *. If you advance, you can bully your body, but if you retreat, you can raise your hips to meet the crowd.

47. The person I love is married. . The person who loves me is gone. . People who don't love have no fate. . Regret it now

For the sake of the next generation of the motherland, no matter how ugly you are, you must fall in love. Talk about a world full of love. Don't be infatuated with your brother, your sister-in-law will hit you.

49. Mosquitoes, when will it evolve to not suck blood or liposuction? Sometimes I feel ugly, and I find myself worried when I take out my ID card.

50. I can't stand it. I miss you very much. I want to see you every day. Give it to me. I will never let you by my side. You will never love you. I swear to keep only your pig!

5 1. The Tang Priest met a beautiful woman on his way to learn the scriptures. Bajie must marry her when she sees her. Wukong suspects that he is a demon. Tang Priest said it doesn't matter. He sent a text message to test it. If he doesn't reply to these messages, then he is a leprechaun. If he comes back, let her marry Bajie!