Classic quotations about crabs

Who ran the red light?

There was a traffic accident in Animal City. Crabs and centipedes collided at the crossroads. The crab said to the traffic police snail, "I waited at the green light when crossing the intersection, and the centipede rushed from the other direction and hit it." The snail asked the centipede, "Why didn't you stop at the red light?" The centipede said, "The crab walks sideways, and the green light he sees is on my side." I hope I can help you.

When cooking, a crab pushes open the lid and says to you, "I'm hot!" " "You say.

1, ok, listen, it's not hot when cooked! ~~

2, the sauna is like this!

3. I'll help you blow ... hoo ~ ~

4, bear with it again, turn on the air conditioner when eating!

5. Wash and sleep, and you'll be fine when you wake up ~

6. Give you some water

7. Mom! There is a talking crab.

8. If you want to be red, you must endure it. This is a hidden rule!

2. Sentences describing eating crabs

1, the crab has a hard shell on its back, and there are several invisible white patterns in the center of the shell. Let me have a closer look, ha! Like the kind face of an old man. There are three sharp forks on both sides of the shell, just like the small flag inserted on the back of a military commander in Beijing opera, which looks so imposing. Under the big shell, in addition to a thigh on each side, four calves are extended, each leg is divided into four stacks, and the last stack is like a small iron hook. The crab's tongs are really powerful. The two clamps are open, just like two vises. There are a row of small, pointed teeth like dog teeth up and down the "jaw", and there are black hairs on the big clip!

These crabs are flat and round, green all over, and have a big shell on their backs, just like a warrior in armor. Their eyes are as big as rice grains, and their mouths open and close. When the room is particularly quiet, they can still hear the hiss from the crab's mouth. The most striking part belongs to its legs. Eight legs are evenly distributed on both sides of the body. The best is two sharp pliers. There are a row of small teeth on the upper and lower sides of the jaw, and there are black hairs on the pliers.

3, crab, its body is hard, like wearing a suit of armor; A pair of thick crab claws, as if posing as "boxing"; Eight sharp and hard claws, like handfuls of swords, are always ready to fight; Always crawling sideways when walking, which is a bit "bullying".

This crab is wearing blue and purple armor, dancing with a "big knife" and staring straight at it with bulging eyes. It's like an eight-faced general

The crab carries a big hard shell on its back, and there are three sharp forks on each side of the shell, just like the small flag inserted on the back of a military commander in Beijing Opera, which looks so imposing.

3. Sentences about eating crabs

Their colors are gray and dark blue, and their bellies are white. Each crab has eight claws. And two huge pliers. Two small eyes can be stretched and retracted, which is not very nice. Its mouth is rectangular and it keeps spitting bubbles.

The biggest feature of crabs is that they walk sideways. I brought a stick to move the crab, and the crab caught my stick with pliers. As soon as I lifted the stick, I also lifted the crab out. After I put it on the ground, it walked sideways and hid under the leg of the hanger, probably thinking it was safe to put it there.

When the crab walked sideways, I moved it with a small stick, and its two big pliers immediately opened and its body was half upright, as if to fight with me. I put it in the fish tank with a stick, and it took the crab a while to put away the big pliers. It seems that crabs are not very vigilant!

4. Good sentences describing crabs

Small crabs spit out small white bubbles, like an old man smoking a hookah leisurely.

The giant crab is foaming at the mouth and walking sideways with eight feet, just like an unreasonable overlord.

Their crustaceans are like a strange hat, and Guan Gong's hat faintly shows patterns similar to human faces. The big-eyed crab's hat is square, like a piece of dried bean curd; Bo Tunus crab's hat has two pointed ends, like a woven shuttle; Boxing crab's hat, like a half ball ... is really a variety of wonders.

Just then, I don't know who cried in surprise: "Come and see Luo, crab tide, crab tide!" " "I followed the sailors to the bow and looked down the beam of the searchlight. Wow, thousands of big crabs swim around in the deep sea and gather into an undercurrent. Sometimes a layer of crab waves is set off, and sometimes a crab vortex is rolled up. Listening to the sound of "brush, brush, brush" against the bulkhead seems to arouse a spring tide. I carefully observed that a sea crab weighs half a catty and moves quite flexibly. It seems that running sideways is the crab's strong point, and walking back and forth is equally easy. Crabs are blue, yellow, white and black, just like flowers blooming under the sea.